Hail to the Pope!

The new Pope has been elected, and he's from Anon Babble!

Deus misereatur!

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Just wanted to make this thread lol.

Hail Scott!

Pope? More like... poop!

Can he return her to us?

Oh mi scusi

HABEMUS PAPAM

the pope is American

Trump won

does he worship blacks

He's a liberal and a Francis appointee

Prevost, 69, an American who has spent much of his career as a missionary in Peru, is a relative unknown on the global stage. Made a cardinal by Pope Francis in 2023, he has given few media interviews and rarely speaks in public.

Originally from Chicago, he has attracted interest from his peers because of his quiet style and support for Francis' 12-year papacy, especially his commitment to social justice issues.

Prevost served as a bishop in Chiclayo, in northwestern Peru, from 2015 to 2023.

Francis brought him to Rome that year to head the Vatican office in charge of choosing which priests should serve as Catholic bishops across the globe, meaning he has had a hand in selecting many of the world's bishops.

Prevost said during a 2023 Vatican press conference: "Our work is to enlarge the tent and to let everyone know they are welcome inside the Church."

he rigged it, didn't he

I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU AMERICANS!!!!
YOU DESERVED IT SO MUCH!!!

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Peruvian-American*

Chicago

Chiclayo

Who writes this shit?

Two Root Beers a Day for Life, my dudes!

Chi-Town bros, we can't stop winning

Prevost has openly criticized Vance and is a Francis appointee

In 2000, Prevost allowed Father James Ray, an Augustinian priest, to reside at St. John Stone Friary in Chicago. Ray had been suspended from public ministry since 1991 due to credible accusations of sexual abuse of minors. Although the priory was close to a Catholic elementary school, Prevost did not notify the school administration about Ray. The Augustinians noted that Ray was assigned a monitor while at St. John Stone. Ray was moved to a different residence in 2002 when the US Conference of Catholic Bishops adopted stricter rules for handling priests accused of abusing minors.

LMAO EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME
what is it with Cucktolichs and pedophilia?

THAT'S RIGHT GO BACK TO JERSEY COCKSUCKER

Pope of Dope elected, Catholic Church to replace all liturgical music with rave

Never saw that coming

He's called Trump evil multiple times.

especially his commitment to social justice issues.

Gay as fuck.

Liar

White-American baby boomers are some of the most undefeated people that have ever existed.

we don’t need no water let the mother fucker burn

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Uncle Philly!

This is cope btw

It's for the greater glory of God anon. Make the best rave you can

Well whiter smoke prevailed!... There's nothing left to conclave about, Carmine!

Post sauce then. You won’t because you’re full of shit.

It would be funny if Trump extradited the Pope and executed him on the White House lawn.

We'll start tahuantinsuyo again, Perú won!

The fellas over on spuh are making fun of them for getting a pope before a 4000 yard passer which is pretty funny as a sportsball fan

Just saw Trump's first speech after the Pope got elected, he looks like he's shitting himself, he's grimacing like he's in so much pain knowing he's been spanked and humiliated all year and now he's been served a Pope who hates him and is gonna be raping him non-stop for the rest of his term. It's so sad and pathetic for a world leader.

pay tariffs

Drink bleach

WHAT HAVE WE FORGOTTEN?

Like all catholics yes.

Acute case of TDS. Seek help.

nigga hail hitler

You, and your RETARDED friend, you're in big big trouble.

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America won
Freedom won

Russia an heroing by invading Ukraine continues to send geopolitical shockwaves around the world.