/sur/ Survivor 48

David, the one who was the strongest advocate against villainy, was peak and kino. He was the white male human fighter/paladin of Survivor. Literally me.

rip kyle

Kyle on Joes dick again

God I hate this fucker.

I need to impregnate Mary in a mating press

joe wins immunity again this episode

they decide to target eva

she uses her secret power and just leaves tribal

Yeah, no one wants to be seen as a villain because Jeff made it clear that's not what the producers wanted. When the people running the show say 'no villains,' you get a bunch of people too scared to look like they're doing anything even remotely duplicitious

oh wow eva hating on women again

Can Eva transfer the safety without power to another player? If she wins immunity, could she give it to Joe? Advantages really fucked this season.

BASED MARY

i love her so much bros

Amazing how a woman can allegedly be autistic and still make up perceived trivial drama

In Mary's defense, no one is playing the fucking game. Mitch refused to, the solid 4 likely won't betray one another. She might as well make everyone miserable so then they're more likely to snap on each other.

Kamilla talking about how no one will want to work woth Mary because she's eating all the food when she knows she's on the bottom and there are only like seven days left.

I thought Kamilla was a player but seems like she's all bark and no bite.

complaining about coconuts when they have had fishing gear for awhile now

are they fucking incompetent?

heh, coconut etiquette
I understood that reference
because there were people saying banana etiquette on a season 15 years ago

this season is still leagues better than any early 40 seasons by far, i feel like its just been too long for people to remember how boring they were.

Okay we've randomly decided you are going to have to risk not having a vote

Yes I know it's arbitrary and has nothing to do with strategy

But we decided to keep throw out the idea of season themes, new locations, and creative challenges so adding stupid bullshit to the game mechanics is the only way we can keep it fresh

Oh also Eva gets another advantage that was conveniently located right next to her assigned seat

Fuck this season

"But fishing means giving time to everyone else to backstab me"

she is too autistic so she won't see it coming unless directly warned

I find Mary to be highly sympathetic because she had to deal with Sai and she was buddy buddy with Based David.

providing for others is toxic masculinity

If Eva wins, she might be hated more by fans of Survivor than 'Fabio' and maybe even the car guy from Thailand. This has felt the most rigged of any season.

we're secretly each other's number 1 even though we have no power and have made one move together weeks ago

please betray kamila
that would be hilarious

kyle really wants to suck joe's dick but he won't let him
now that's a real sob story

To quote Jeff, Kyle is the player who shouldn't have gotten off the couch. He's too emotional. It's Survivor, an entire game built on the principle of betraying people. It's a million dollars. Do you think other people won't betray you for life saving cash like that?

Anon Babble was still down the week Kyle talked like he was a troubled youth who found his way outta the ghetto but it turns out he just went to jail for public intoxication lmao

I can't fucking stand Kyle. It's like this dude forgot Shauhin went through his bag to look for an idol because they wasted to vote him out pre-merge.

HAM HOCK

Source?

since then they bonded over their parents being immigrants or some shit

it was 2 episodes ago

Its straight up what he said lol

I legit hope the journey just says if you lose, you're kicked off the show. Get one of these dumb fuckers out, now.

yeah, 41-44 were terrible
this season, even though the merge is predictable and boring, the premerge was great. I don't really dislike anyone left besides mitch

I think they're foreshadowing kyle will tell them he's voting them out which will fuck him

Mommy didn't love me

production really wants this autistic bitch to win

I literally hope this is the fuck Eva episode and she loses her vote.

xander’s fake idol was pure kino

I haven't watched any season past 20 except this one. What the fuck is this pseudo-merge shit where they arbitrarily split up the tribe and vote as if they're still two tribes? Seems to fly in the face of the idea of strategy

season is pretty much over if she doesn’t

kyle is an attorney and sucks at lying

I wonder if he has ever won a case

Jeff went full retard with the show when he became the showrunner. If you think that's egregious don't watch 41 or 42 which has the worst worst twist in the show.

KNOWLEDGE IS POWER

this season is not that bad

Alright, what foot fetishist made this challenge?

Seems like Jeff's idea of improving upon the show is to strip as much agency as possible from the actual competitors

feetsies

Eva is a soft girl deep down inside.

Is was actually pretty good pre-merge but the merge has been a slog with only the David vote being interesting. The strong alliance are just a bunch of boring fucks and unfortunately they're getting all the screentime..

GO BIG OR GO HOME

LETS FUCKING GO

Season's over

Knocked down the tower before time was up

Now lost her vote unwittingly

based autismo winning her vote and shitting on the others at the same time

if Kyle doesn’t grow a sack and flip this season is officially the worst

eva telling them all that will inadvertently scare them so they won't take a shot at them. pretty genius but she didn't plan that

Advantages don't mean shit if you don't use them.

She's faking it.

Shauhin: I think I played a better game

yeah joe ain't going anywhere
mary you're done

Shauhin is gonna pussy out 100%

Legit bad season, whoever did the casting should be placed on PiP for doing this bad of a job.

he has lost it. I can't think of a single good play he has done besides being on the most powerful alliance

No one wants to make a play. Makes for very exciting content

I see Shauhin more likely to target autismo over Joe Schmo. It'd be a bigger upset than the grave digger who went out with two idols in his pocket.

David pretty much spoiled in his exit interview that Shauhin doesn't do shit when he called him delusional. I think it's gonna be Mary unless she somehow wins immunity.

Has anyone actually seen Tracker? I’ve never heard anyone talk about it here or IRL

DON'T JOB MARY!

He has a cool catchphrase: “you’ve been tracked” that he says every episode but otherwise not much worth seeing

Mary's tiny feet are making this easy for her. Unfair

Spoke too soon LMAO

Stop psyching out Mitch wtf Jeff

If Mitch wins, think he'd be more willing to take a shot at Joe/Eva?

nuance, finesse, touch

And I’m not talking about how I would blow Joe

He's dumb and passive enough to give the necklace to Joe or Eva.

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

LMFAO holy shit joe you are one stupid bastard. he might look indian but perhaps he is black after all

you can do it, Mary!
axe for a help, kyle!

mary still pushing the wheelbarrow

Unfogretable

GOTFUNBETRALE
UNFOGRETTABLE

NIGGERS

KAMILLA NOOOOOOO

he thought it was "betrale" he didnt even just have it wrong on the back he was just lightyears off the mark

YAY FUCK YOU JOE GO FUCK YOURSELF

kamilla winning this is so funny because she's been a nothing player

Eva gets to eat again

marybros, we got no fun and betraled...

don’t apply for survivor you will lose

not picking mary

picks autismo

HAHAHAHAHHAHA HOLY SHIT BRO

Gotta make sure autismo doesn't know a blindside is going to happen

Despite all the shit I've talked about this season, I must admit that was a pretty unfogrettable challenge

Survivor isn't about muscle anymore. I don't know why she is bringing up weight and muscle. It's all 95% puzzle and 5% working with a team to drag an object.

giving joe time to radicalize mary to his side

BIG MISTAKE

The entire cast is really babying the austismo huh? Guess they don't want her to have another melty.

There’s so much room to make these feast awards interesting. If I was showrunner I wouldn’t tell them what it was beforehand and make it something intensely spicy or disgusting like eyeball soup. Or nothing but some cheese and crackers and a ton of hard liquor

Eva plays her Safety without Power

Eva doesn't give Joe idol because she assumes it's all on Mary

Joe is voted out 4-2

Eva has a meltdown next episode

Please God, I'll convert to Catholicism if this happens.

god I hope so. getting rid of her or joe would make the game much more exciting

blindside

is kamilla going to shit out two extra votes for that?

Respect to Eva, though if she's autistic everyone else on this tribe is retarded

mary missed her chance at an iconic moment

bretale

Thy will be done

Eva will never vote Joe. Mary is a free agent.
Poo girl is dumb.

I will shave my head, suck my own dick, and post a video of it here if this happens

You should convert to Catholicism anyway, because it is true.

Kamilla, Shauhin, Mitch, Mary.

Kamilla picks Mitch to make him.more comfortable with the backstab. Mitch talks to Mary. Kamilla talks to Shauhin. Shauhin talks to Mary.

I don't pray often but, dear jeebus please make it so kek

26 days

contestants stuff their faces with peanut butter, tacos, cake, sushi and more every 3-4 days

what the hell happened to this show

Colby almost died and CBS doesn't want a lawsuit.

Or give them an iPad loaded with porn and some fleshlights

you would do it either way, freak

Mitch gets drunk and forgets to pretend to be retarded

Kino incoming

they should have the ability to call an audible on episode length like hbo, this shit should never make the cut

we thinking kyle will make the move on joe?

he’s a pussy so probably not

If Eva is dumb enough to user her Safety without power, everyone would vote Joe

"I'm actually.... a LAWYER"
This reminds me of that one chick who dramatically revealed she was actually a couple of years younger than what she said she was. What a boring thing to think is important

I'm loving the Kamilla winner edit out of nowhere

Lawyer have a high opinion of themselves and their ability to play the game when I don't think one lawyer gas even fucking won a season.

idk why they keep saying shit like i don't trust mary when she's been very vocal and straightforward that she's voting for joe?

I kinda get it from Kamilla since Mary was targeting her when she was in the alliance with David.

I love when the people on the bottom don't trust each other

"Trust" just means "like" on survivor.

nobody trusts her

doesn't win challenges

but she is a big threat guys

everyone is retarded this season

is Joe just going around trying to convince people to volunteer to be plan B

rip mary

paranoid joe gonna get kamilla voted out

Joe please tell me where this magical idol is.

eva comes back

joe's paranoia in overdrive

gives him her safety power

mary goes

Joe is such a thin skinned bitch. Hope he gets blindsided tonight

anon...

he better

Mary is gonna ruin things

David still visibly mad

I'm very excited for his vote speech at the end

Omfg they're trying to make us feel sad about Joe being blindsided. Fuck off, I'm already preparing to buy Rosary beads and convert if your ass is gone.

speechs

we don't do that here

What country is Shauhin from?

They don't get to do speeches anymore. It was too based so it had to go.

David kinda looking like the GTA6 mc

I haven't watched this show in like 10 years and apparently I was right to. Seems like there's been a concerted effort to make the show as gay as possible

persia

WAKA WAKA

JUST VOTE ALREADY HOLY SHIT

They are literally trying to tell Joe and Eva there's a blindside. I'm livid

what did he mean by this?

bye joe

What a fucking cancer of a season

These people fucking suck holy shit.

CALLED IT

This season is dogshit. David and Mary were the only good thing about it.

it was obvious Joe was staying

kyle was still being a flip flopping pusy (don't understand how kamilla can't see it being his "number 1")

shauhin thinks he's playing a better game

mitch was kissing the groups ass last week

kamilla didn't trust mary, didn't even pick her for reward (LMAO)

WHITE POWER

He's trying to smash at Ponderosa

What a bunch of pussies. That was their ONE shot. I hope that stuttering bitch is happy

do these people realize they’re playing Survivor?

pussy out

nah, he's just delusional lol

Called it.

Joe is winning this season.

Lads... What is Mitch's plan? Do nothing and get voted out 5th?

Kamilla is next with Kyle throwing her under the bus to Joe

Drip Meme

collect disability checks after hes fired from being a gym teacher for being a bicycle seat sniffer

If that happens, no one deserves any money.

someone shop it

David looking like he is about to beat the fuck out of everyone

based, can't wait to hear his questions on the jury

David looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his grey shirt before Tribal Council. Very very disrespectful.

Legit thinks he can beast his way to the end and win just because he has a stutter.

KING SHIT

Imagine if Mitch just starts winning immunity challenges now LMAO

Joe is playing a good game. respect

next year survivor production will move from Fiji to Jeff's backyard

finally new location, thanks, donny

I’m disgusted by how shit these people are at Survivor

Gotta hand it to Joe for dickmatizing all the dudes though. Not since JT have I have seen contestants tripping over themselves to give someone a win.

This has meme potential

Cannot overstate how much the retard girl and her bully ass handler ruined the season
Fuck the jocks, fuck integrity, fuck this cheesy inspirational horseshit CBS jerks off to

Jeff's backyard

Could be kino

the fault in his plan is he can't out retard the retard

Who's been the worst player on this season? Cedrek? Mitch? Star? Kyle?

Mitch by far. Cedrek was unironically running his tribe pre-merge and Star at least tried to make moves even when no one listens to her. Mitch has been nothing but a bootlicker since Charity was voted out.

really would

These players just don't want to vote out the autismo because they're scared of the social media backlash they think they'd get right? Ironically, voting her out would probably have been the best think for their social media game.

Basically, I bet her jock handlers trying to shame people for playing the game certainly helped in her favor too

west coast starting

honestly felt like kyle was playing the best game until tonight, like he was doing a good job riding the middle with a secret relationship to use to make a move when the time is right and i thought that was always his plan? but tonight was definitely the night to fucking do something, and he didn't so now idk. bro got choked up over the very idea of betraying people that were actively planning on snaking him 2 weeks ago idgi

as far as pagonging seasons go, i'm not usually a fan either but i still like this season bc of the ironic hypocrisy of preaching this code of strength and honor while cutting the dude that was part of your core group because he questioned the legitimacy of your integrity. its also ironic to see all the hate its gotten when i've been part of the survivor world before and half these people talking shit would play like mitch.

love my girl eva & rooting for her sm ^^ white aspies are actually the most oppressed group in america right now so like...go get your win and tip the scales, girl, you got this!

Autismo sex

talking shit would play like mitch.

we don't know but i feel like the edit is leaving a lot of mitch conversations out. him and shauhin seem to be steering joe (and therefore eva)

he isn't steering anything, they saved him once over david so now he thinks he's "in" when the actual core group is crazy obvious. and even if he is somehow this strategic mastermind behind the scenes, we've seen none of it, perception is reality and my perception is the dude is fucking useless.

Mitch literally said this episode that Joe is the biggest threat and they should vote him out and still didn't do shit. He's not steering anyone.

kek eva cant spell

david is so funny

Survivors just like BB now
All the tards and POC get a free ride

kyle winner edit finally emerges fully

his face reminds me of David Duchovny

More like Kyle next boot edit.

lmao wtf is david doing

never forget to be humble anon

which tard got a free ride on /bb/?

Makensy

yeah they rigged 3 HOHs and 5 vetos for her

listen to yourself. she didnt even get a single jury vote and you are still this salty?

nightvision kamilla is so sexy...

K I N O

for me its konehead kamila