THE MOVIE JUST STARTED, THERE IS A SPACE BATTLE AND I DONT KNOW IMMEDIATELY WHO IS WHO, FUCK YOU GEORGE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
THE MOVIE JUST STARTED, THERE IS A SPACE BATTLE AND I DONT KNOW IMMEDIATELY WHO IS WHO...
OP here: I'm a cocksucking tranny faggot if that matters, also I'm a half jeet half nigger who converted to judaism
ANAKIN IS SO FUCKING STUPID. BESIDES HIS CHILDHOOD MENTOR EVERYBODY GIVES HIM SHIT. WHY IS HE LISTENING TO HIM? ITS A MISTERY! FUCK YOU GEORGE!
he's right though
characters should introduce themselves to the audience at the beginning
starslop
grow up
ORDER 66? WHY 66? FUCK YOU GEORGE YOU ARE SO OFFENSIVE, YOU ARE RUINING STAR WARS
YA KNOW WHATS MISSING FROM THIS MOVIE TARGETED AT WHITE AMERICAN CHRISTIAN FAMILIES... INTERRACIAL GAY SEX!
lmao
The cringiest part of the opening of ROTS was the little matrix droids attacking the ships. George OBVIOUSLY saw the sentinels from the matrix and was like "Anakin could defeat those easily" so he just stole the idea and stuck it in his movie. He's a hack and a thief.
THE JEDI ARE FIGHTING FOR THEIR LIFE IN THE ARENA AGAINST THE DROIDS. NOO WHY ARE THEY USING LIGHTSABERS, THEIR MAIN WEAPON, FUCK YOU GEORGE!! THEY SHOULD DO KUNGFU INSTEAD!
Plinkett won.
I don't give a shit about Slop Wars but I remember being baffled at their retarded takes on Mars Attacks, they got filtered hard.
NOOOOO WHY IS YODA FIGHTING AAAAAAAAAARGH, HE SHOULD......TELL RIDDLES TO DOOKU! DAMN YOU GEORGE YOU SENILE PIECE OF SHIT
Dude, you're perpetually aggravated by these people. Get the help you need.
This is all you do all day.
God, Kike Cloaca was such an embarrassing twat.
Didn't they love that movie? I swear you retards now just get mad at things you imagined they said.
NOOOO WHY IS OBIWAN USING HIS JEDI MARTIAL ARTS AGAINST DARTH MAUL? HE SHOULD JUST BASH HIM WITH HIS SABER LIKE A MADMAN BECAUSE...JUST BECAUSE OK???? GEOORGE I HATE YOU AAAA
ROIGHT WOT IF LINE OV BATTLE ROIGHT? BUH LOIK IN SPACE YEAH?
B R A V O
G E O R G E
on the other hand. Do you know who should make Star Wars like 0-24, all the time, evry single minute for eternity? JJ Abrams. God I love that guys. He is a master in movie making.
THE PHANTOM MENACE!? WHAT KIND OF STUPID TITLE IS THAT!? NOBODY EVEN KNOWS WHAT THE PHANTOM MENACE IS! THE MOVIE SHOULD BE CALLED... I DUNNO, THE DROID INVASION OR SOME SHIT!
You've got to admire his persistence and stamina though. Am I wrong or is he in the middle of a staff meeting?
Mike can't read and has dementia so he can't comprehend the paragraphs of text literally spelling out the entire context of the battle
When in Star Wars is it ever not obvious who the good guys are?
NOOO THERE CANT BE HEROES ON THE BOTH SIDES IN A MAJOR CONFLICT!!!! I AM GOING CRAZY, GEORGE FUCK YOU I WILL SHOOT YOUR BRAINS OUT
I don't even care about their opinions anymore, the fact RLM makes Slop Wars fans this rabid makes them permabased in my books.
In the literal text crawl of the landfill fire known as ROTS they claim "there are heroes on both sides" so George Lucas himself refutes your argument that this shit is meant to make sense.
Ditto
Watch the Plinkett reviews
Best thread on Anon Babble
Stop whining about irrelevant Starshit console wars, faggy zoomer.
Heroes like this hive of literal bugs shitting out robots! And this lizard robot!
i've never watched rlm but they seem like a bunch of faggots
WTF PADME'S DRESSED LIKE A QUAKER NOW SHE SHOULD BE IN A GOLDEN BIKINI YOU HAD ONE JOB LUCAS
Ok this was actually based. A broken clock is right twice a day I guess.
People don't think that Star Wars sucks because of RLM. They think Star Wars sucks because it sucks.
Nuwars has a serious "who the fuck is this?" problem. Its not just them who noticed this.
Battlestar is so much better than that faggy Star Wars shit.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE ONLY REASON SHEEPLE HATE ON NUWARS AND THE MCU IS SOME FAT RETARD'S VIDEO SERIES FROM A DECADE AGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Plinkett was right about everything. Search your feelings you KNOW it to be TRUE
The prequels weren't that bad.
The love for the OT is basically just nostalgia at this point. The story and the characters weren't that deep or complex and what drew people into the cinema were the special effects back in the day
Absolute retard take
Settle down okay?
prequelfags always seem to come off as very browncoded, a lot like snyderfags
You never get a reason to care about that battle. Grievous doesn’t make much sense as a character just like Dookie was completely underdeveloped. The why of the entire conflict isn’t something anyone knows or cares about really it’s just a trick to make Sheev become Palpy. But so what? We knew that.
The analogous conflict from the originals is the Empire, Vader and Emperor. Stakes are established, they kill entire planets of people. They’re oppressive fascists trying to keep their boot on an entire galaxy. You’re never confused to motivations.
The central point of the prequels is showing Anakin becoming Darth Vader but that too is underdeveloped, because he’s never the great guy Obi-Wan was talking about in New Hope. He’s a retard and an asshole from the start. His dilemmas don’t even make sense, the “save her from death” shit was a joke since the movies came out. So not only is Anakin never the fallen hero, his “corruption” is a joke. That would be the backbone of the entire movie.
It’s ok to ignore the nitpicking, but these are the central characters and conflicts in the whole fucking trilogy and none of it works. Never does it feel like Lucas actually has a story he wants to tell, you’re just teleported to the story beats that need to happen.
Not everyone is an eternal manchild.
Star Wars isn't a timeless, deep masterpiece. The effects for the time were impressive but other than that, it's pretty average.
The funny thing is that as a Plinkett fan his Star Trek TNG movie reviews were better than his Star Wars ones.
Worfs purple space bazooka
Plasma coils
Um sir, I just have a couple of questions
Browns and beige, earth tones people, beiges and browns and earth tones
I guess it's also pretty interesting that /Trek/ takes it in stride and doesn't even think about those reviews while PT fags are still butthurt 17 years later or however fucking long it's been.
as time goes on I've come to realize their criticisms of film are all unsubstantiated petty gripes or just flat out incorrect.
it's like listening to your kids trying to sound smart doing their book report.
embarrassing.
have to watch/read spinoff monetization gambit shit to make any sense of the narrative, mcu
:/
have to watch/read spinoff monetization gambit shit to make any sense of the narrative, star wars
:O
How d'you do, fellow whites? Did you know everyone who likes the prequels is a jeet?
That's what makes the OT so much better than the PT, is that they're simple timeless stories. They are timeless and they are practically perfect before ROTJ. They're genius in their simplicity. The PT fails because it took something simple and overcomplicated it.
yuh jew for not liking the works of jews
not sending their best huh?
Unironically yes. All the people that disagree with me are either browns or zoomers and you can't change that.
be me
around 11 or 12 when the prequels came out
I could follow the story without any issue
I honestly don't get it. Why do grown men pretend the story in the prequels is somehow complicated? It's quite literally a splinter faction of the Republic getting mad at the government and Sheev secretly pulling the strings.
b-but how they got to the clone soldiers made no sense!
Luke literally crash landed on a planet at the exact same spot where a former Jedi master lives.
the definition of hero isn't necessarily "good guy", so it's fair.
Darth Vader and Obi Wan Kenobi? Who the fuck is this??
Maybe pay attention to the movies.
Not comparable. The TNG movies were supplementary indulgences following the show which was already perfectly concluded with All Good Things. The Prequels, whether you like it or not, is half of Lucas's Saga. If anything the TNG movies are more analogous to the Sequel Trilogy, though of course the latter is infinitely worse.
I am not saying that the story wasn't effective. It worked well.
What I don't get is the almost religious reverence of the OT. Sure, the effects were impressive at the time but there's quite literally no reason to think that Star Wars should be the basis of your whole personality and childhood.
The OP is being a facetious coward and you probably haven't watched the Plinkett reviews. The reviews are many things but they are not "THIS MAKES NO SENSE" over and over ad nauseum. There is some critiquing of the plot because it's a fucking movie review. The OP is just a pathetic man child who has sex with jar jar binks toys. The reviews tackle many many reasons why the prequels are broadly unpopular. But if you really want to nit pick the plot trust me "fellow millennial" (I have my doubts), there is plenty there to pull apart. You oversimplify and OP basically just lies and the main goal is what exactly? To make people dislike a YouTube channel? It's sad really.
desu, I do kind of hate how he has impacted the general perspective on the TNG movies. Nemesis is literally the only bad one.
well, I happen to object to this element of Picard's characterization in First Contact!
Sure. Whatever. It's still a pretty good movie. Everyone thought that before Plinkett.
I'm just talking about my personal enjoyment of the Plinkett reviews. Don't pull that "whether you like it or not" jew-talk on me either, faggot. The series was done after ROTJ and then George Lucas wanted to make some fat cash so he slapped together a shitty origin story. It's not a fucking "saga" whether YOU like it or not.
The Plinkett reviews boils down to basically manchildren getting mad at George Lucas for not pandering to them and failing to make the same shit they have seen for 100 times.
Yes, the movies weren't masterpieces but neither was the OT. They are blinded by nostalgia and being upset at new things.
You either like Stoklasas humor or you don't. I happen to like it. There's tons of shit in First Contact that's really dumbed down or outright stupid compared to TNG. It's funny to see an old man psychopath character be overly critical of movies that don't really deserve that treatment.
there's quite literally no reason to think that Star Wars should be the basis of your whole personality and childhood.
Tell it to the prequelfags. They're the ones who can't stand criticism. I have the (largely popular) opinion that the OT is BETTER than the PT. Some insane people disagree. I even think the OT are very good movies. I'm not the one posting choked out Lucas memes every goddamn day. The PT people literally never shut up.
The series was done after ROTJ
Implying Lucas wasn't thinking of sequels whilst making the OT
Underage b8 levels of ignorance. The exact opposite is true. Lucas had ambitions to make three trilogies, maybe more. It was only when the prequels finished that he backtracked and said there would only ever be six.
Prequel bros I think we're finally winning
it's rather ironic that the same people who ruined star wars ruined his beloved trek.
how does it feel, mike?
I still don't think you've seen the Plinkett reviews. Nobody "gets mad at not being pandered to." They're concise incisive destruction bombs describing why the PT is very very bad in hilarious detail. They are literally Luke Skywalker against all odds blowing up the Death Star. I would describe Plinketts Phantom Menace review as a masterpiece of art criticism that holds up to this day and hasn't suffered at all from your pathetic attempts to shill those SHITTY movies.
WRONG Plinkett loves the rings theory too
I could really tear the OT to pieces if I wanted to, but I have the perspective to see that the intention was always space adventures, and weaving a kind of modern mythology, with elements of spiritualism and traditional christian morality, so I ease off them, because they do that great.
If you wanted to, you could go to town talking about how they totally crap out on the love triangle, which was a central part of the first two movies, they completely crap out on the promise of "another Jedi", how a lot of the dialogue is really clunky and awkward (not necessarily a bad thing when you understand you're dealing with a Flash Gordon pastiche), how there are already continuity errors like the Luke's uncle wearing a Jedi robe thing, or the fact that they didn't change his name from Skywalker, or make an effort to really hide the baby from the Empire at all. You could mention how Boba Fett is kind of disappointing in execution, how Han doesn't really do much in the third movie, how Lando doesn't really do much in the third movie. How imperial walkers don't make any actual sense, when you can just make a ship fly. How lightsabers don't make a lot of sense when you can just shoot someone. How Vader actually kind of sucks and doesn't do anything beside kill an old man who was surrendering, and cut the hand off an untrained kid. I'm sure you could go on.
Whatever he "wanted" to do he didn't have the balls to do it without rereleasing the OT in the 90s and ruining it in the process. Fuck talking about the PT. The Special Editions are the ultimate proof of what a fucking retard George Lucas is. He has literal gold bars and he smears shit all over them because "muh vision"
George your vision SUCKS get your eyes checked. The OT works because he didn't have Palpatine levels of fear running through everyone who worked for him.
Nobody knows what you're talking about you inbred dipshit
Star Wars has stood the test of time. The only thing anyone is nostalgic for is the prequels and that's not a good thing. They're just old enough for nostalgia bait to steal money from zoomers ass wallets. Thinking that nobody is nostalgic for that crap is retarded. The ONLY thing the PT has going is nostalgia. The OT is at least GOOD AND ENJOYABLE TO WATCH.
The prequels sucked. Get over it.
Kek oh after 50 years YOU anon are going to tear the OT to pieces IF you wanted to. Hey everybody get a load of the big brain on Brett!
HECK YEAH LUCAS AIN'T GOT SHIT. JJ ABRAMS WILL REDEEM STAR WARS
cocksucking tranny faggot
likes OT and RLM
Checks out
He's so mindbroken at this point it doesn't even matter lmao that's why he couldn't bother doing TROS and used the lamest excuses because he realizes what he's done and has to hide behind 100 layers of irony. So glorious. Also THK had a third of space cops budget even adjusted for inflation. How embarrassing
The point is people like Plinkett give the OT every concession, while jumping down the throat of the PT, because "only me childhood good!"
And no, it's not just Return of the Jedi that is questionable (RotJ is a great adventure, actually, and nails the stuff with Vader and the Emperor). You can't weasel out with that one. Explain why Imperial Walkers make any amount of sense.
I watched the originals and the prequels for the first time in the mid 2010s. New Hope and Empire Strikes Back absolutely mog everything else. Nostalgia is the only reason people pretend the prequels aren't shit.
Imagine simping for a billionaire and wanting to murder a small time autistic guy from Chicago because he doesn't like your favorite goyslop. IMAGINE if anyone did that, that would be ridiculous! GIVE US MORE SLOP DADDY LUCAS
The problem with the reviews is that from the very first minute, it's clear he completely misunderstands what's going on, which makes him come across as an absolute retard and makes most of his arguments invalid. Then there is the laughably disingenuous and biased 'describe these characters' part. These reviews offer so little insight the only interesting parts are the jokes about feces and killing hookers.
The podrace, and dual against Maul are two of the best action sequences in the entire saga.
THX 1138
Jabba the Hutt's sand barge is a less vulnerable vehicle than imperial walkers are. Think about that.
these movies are GOOD actually
that's why I'm such an insecure faggot about them!
grow up faggot
Well to me personally I'll defend the OT as being, like, fifty trillion times better than the PT, but I don't even really like Empire that much. It ruins the sexual tension between Luke and Leia. Vader being Luke's father is all coincidence. It's more entertaining and better made than Jar Jar Menace and the adventure of Clones vs Robots and the Trials of a Young Youngling Murderer on his way to being a Fascist Creep.
There's plenty I could also criticize about the OT but I don't care. To me all sequels are pathetic. They're bad art. They're all for cash. Godfather 2, Empire, Back to the Future trilogy they all shit on the originality of the original work of art.
My point being that I like Star Wars as a standalone movie and my headcanon is that nothing else exists. It's about a young hero destroying the empire and saving his rebel friends all while potentially getting the girl and making friends along the way. It's STUPID how perfectly Star Wars works as a standalone work of art.
Imagine if Da Vinci had painted Mona Lisa 2. The existence of sequels all the way back to Bride of Frankenstein is a tragedy for the art of cinema.
The ending of Star Wars is so fucking perfect. George Lucas should be fined for releasing the Special Edition.
Prequeltards do be like that
They genuinely think the only reason people make fun of the sequela is because of youtube videos.
Meanwhile, the disappointment back whe Phantom Menace released was palpable.
The Millennium Falcon is a shitty broken down cargo freighter, and if the Empire had just taken a few of those to Hoth, the Rebels would have had no ability to trip them up.
Fascist Creep
You're trans
Oh, you're trying to force a meme.
Kek this nigger is really trying to bring down the OT by nitpicking. Once again and for the last time, the Plinkett reviews work because they are MORE than just mere nitpicking. They don't JUST cite the OT. They cite many many good films to make a case for why the PT are NOT good films. They don't JUST suck the OTs dick. Do they think the OT is good? Yes, like MOST FUCKING PEOPLE DO. It's irrelevant to the hatred of those bad bad Star Wars movies
Anakin literally sliced up small children with a sword. Fuck you
/trek/ takes critique as criticism, while Anon Babbleprequel takes critique as an attack
The Pinkett reviews are quite literally 90% nitpicking and "it wasn't the movie I would have made", and maybe a couple of actual good criticisms.
That's not to say the PT isn't worse than the OT, because it is, but fuck people who treat Mike Stokopopolis as anything more than a crass entertainer from a simpler era of the internet. He's seen like two movies in his life, and almost certainly doesn't read books, or care about any of George Lucas' real intentions regarding what he did with the movies.
I'm not gonna argue the prequels are perfect, but they were grasping at straws so fucking hard in their criticisms of the opening sequence. It's exceptionally easy to tell exactly what's going on. I'd go as far as to say it's one of the best large scale battle scenes in blockbusters. The factions are easily identifiable and the focus is kept on the protagonists while simultaneously showcasing the battle as a backdrop. Anyone who legitimately loses the starfighters that the camera is following would have to be an actual idiot. And with everything going on there are still certain key moments that stick with you, like the Seperatist ship blowing apart as they pass and sending that one chunk of shrapnel careening towards the Republic cruiser. Compare that with the visual cgi mess of battle shots like Infinity War or Rise of Skywalker and the difference is night and day.
The biggest issue with the opening is not how much is going on, but rather the fact that it's so short and commits way too much screentime to specific shit like the buzzdroids instead of the overall battle.
Intentions are pointless when your results are the PT.
Because you literally had to fight for decades to get people to concede there was anything good about these movies. We're only just now getting away from the "where are Chewbacca and the Stormtroopers though?" criticisms.
Mike thinks modern Simpsons are good
recommended Indiana Jones Dial of Destiny
recommended The Acolyte
complain about Star Trek fans criticizing while having multiple videos criticizing modern Star Trek
complain about hollywood only making sequels and reboots while having an animated show where they pitch ideas for sequels and remakes
said graveyards should be removed so we can have more space for parking lots
claimed female led movies don't flop
defend nepo babies, call them "Legacy Artists" because you are friends with one of them
have to point out they are reviewing a movie that was on Mystery Science Theater because that one time people pointed out they ripped off their jokes
NOOOOO! YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE MOVIES FOR BOYS BETWEEN THE AGES OF 7 AND 14, WHICH WERE BELOVED BY BOYS BETWEEN THE AGES OF 7 AND 14!
Prequel bros how did we cause this much seething tonight
You DIDN'T have to fight though. Why do you CARE what people think? You've made these goyslop shit films into your whole identity and now you regret it but cannot concede that they might be bad movies because YOU are the ones with nostalgia goggles.
NOOOO NO ONE JUST BECOMES EVIL, HE HAS TO HAVE YEARS OF MISFORTUNE AND MENTAL TORTURE TO BE EVIL
Imagine being this obsessed with an autistic man from Chicago while literally eating the ass of a salad eating billionaire. LOTS OF PEOPLE WILL NEVER LIKE THE PREQUELS GET OVER IT idiot.
The buzz droids are there to tell the audience that Anakin is willing to sacrifice himself to save Obi-Wan
I don't even like the prequels that much. It's not about that. It's about owning midwits, and taking Fat Stoklasa down a peg.
The prequels are a relic of my childhood that I have some warmth toward, but then so is Alien vs Predator, and the Dare Devil movie.
Prequeltard seethes unprompted for posts on end about a decade old video
Thinks the others are the ones seething
ITT lets pretend we like the prequels
What did Mike even do to make retards on Anon Babble hate him so much lmao?
I was between 7 and 14 and thought they were gay and lame. I always preferred the OT because I got to see it on the big screen. That's the only thing I would thank George Lucas for is showing Star Wars again on the big screen in the 90s. I knew immediately after TPM that I didn't like it as much as the original trilogy. And it only got worse after TPM. You're a fucking straw man fighting lying kike loving rat fuck.
Made fun of Trump.
It's one guy its literally just me. It's all been me against what like 4 of you? It's not that much seething really. I just like yelling in caps because I'm from the before time.
it's genuinely impressive how much they make these autists seethe.
Maybe Yoda could do some cool shit with the Force to exhibit his mystical power, rather than jumping around like crazy frog and chucking rocks.
I watched ep 1 pretty recently and it was pretty cringe. Watchable, but the performances were extremely wooden
Lmao, seriously? Is that the reason fags are so upset about rlm these days here?
It's a case of the not gays
based as fuck
Well guess what not a single thing you've said has made me felt "owned" so maybe you're having an off-night. Like I said earlier I'm fine with it if someone doesn't like Stoklasas sense of humor.
lmao
Its always the reason for schizo spam.
For me, this mans worst offense is thinking his retarded headcanon was better and more important than Lucas' own ideas and writing
Jesus, how can gen X idiots be so fucking self centered and delusional?
The prequels weren't that bad.
They were fucking terrible.
Every character is so memorable
got groomed by gen xers into not enjoying his own childhood
Give up Mike
Was this after severe cranial trauma? You can't even point out a single thing, like most of the retards pretending to like the prequels.
me
That's not true
Aaaand at the end of the thread the prequelfags get BTFO as they're walking in the touchdown to the end zone. Hilarious and predictable. Thanks for helping me waste a bunch of time defending Plinkett, it really hones my skills.
Yes. A dozen indoctrinated religious extremists all armed with lightsabers are a threat.
Do you really want to pretend to be a Anon Babbletroon in this debate, tubby? You're such a confused fat boy lmao.
None of those statements are true. What drives your deranged ass?
youtu.be
Holy shit that was 13 years ago.
cope
so, what was the purpose of the imperial walker?
Why did Palpatine let Tarkin shit talk his right hand man? Is it because Tarkin outranked Vader in the first movie, and that was conveniently brushed under the carpet?
This specific Indian has been at it for like 10 years now.
Outing yourself as a basedboy
I clearly struck a nerve
Kek wow I can haz cheezburger this massively trained now Sith Lord can't simply disarm a bunch of children with the force or something? He has to cut them to pieces? Staining his robes with their blood? They're CHILDREN for fucks sake.
What ideas? Lucas barely gave a fuck at that point. Darth Icky? Really?
Nope in the description the original upload date was 2009. It's been almost 16 years. It's hilarious how powerful he is.
He told the truth and they hated him for it.
Seethe and dilate motherfucker
OP, please, please, please go see a psychiatrist
It was almost 16 years ago. The first few parts were DMCA'd and had to be re-uploaded in 2012, but if you look at the upload date from the last few parts, you'll see that the Plinkett TPM review was released in December 2009.
t. jerry bauman
Thanks for the backup from the Rebel Alliance I'm not arguing against 4 prequelfags alone anymore so PEACE mother fuckers and Imperial Walkers don't have to "make sense" because they're objectively awesome and fuck you you're not getting any more "yous" from me you prequel loving retard. Zooma zooma zooma I squeeze gats
You're brown.
suddenly it's "it doesn't have to make sense, it just has to be awesome" when we're talking about the OT
Curious...
Based. The Count was right fuck the order
You'll never make a good horror movie jay
I mean liking Jar Jar I could get but it's painfully obvious from his sperging out over merely the opening to Revenge of the Sith that he just suffers from terminal Prequel Derangement Syndrome.
LAWL HAYDIN CHRISTIANSON CANNUT ACT
...
LIKE HOLY SHIT JACK QUAID IS HELLA CHARISMATIC Y'ALL
They're soi-chugging fucktards, always have been.
Boomer has an opinion on something I like?
Time to overreact and pretend there is extreme outrage among normies!
I unno what is more pathetic. The people who actually take the opinion of a fat, drunk, questionably ethnic internet fatso seriously or the ones wanting to shill money to Lucas just to spite him.
Holy based
Whenever you see oldtroons whine about how Anon Babble and election tourists ruined the website just remind them that they used to worship manchildren like Mike and Zyzz.
RLMsoÿtroons BTFO
I think that's your problem, you worship the worst people on the planet and just assume your imaginary enemies do the same. What a needy, fat child.
I don't think the concept of the buzz droids needs to be cut. But in such a grand battle it feels weird to put so much spotlight on something that feels so separated from the the rest of the action. Anakin was risking enough just slowing down to help Obi-Wan out. We didn't need them crawling over to his ship and squaring off against R2, at least not at the expense of something potentially cooler. Also there was probably a more eloquent way to show Anakin's bond with Obi-Wan to begin with.
ANAKIN JUST BECOMES A REALLY GOOD JEDI OUT OF NOWHERE DESPITE BEING TRAINED SINCE HE WAS 8!!
Don't let me catch you badmouthing these films again.
in my upside-down faggotworld, objective undeniable facts are retarded
OK tranny
We already knew that with your creating this cocksucking shill thread for old boomer drunk failurres. Especially when there's already multiple shill threads for old boomer drunk failures on the board. Hooray for more fake and gay robotic posts about old drunk boomer failures who obsess on their goyslop from childhood like the cocksucking drunk boomer failures that they are.
Hope you die of AIDS.
DAISY RIDLEY IS CHARISMATIC AS HELL
they unironically said this
It's funny that there's like a small group of people determined to get Anon Babble to hate RLM but I think they actually just do it to talk to other people
they
pronouns
Reddit is that way saar
Its funny the entities on this board are so tiny dicked that once these fake and gay shill threads got called out, they started spazzing out like retards and shitting these gay shill threads out like bad Mexican food.
Muh graveyards
She isnt?
Didn't they love that movie?
No they didn't.
an inflated sense of self-worth
you tend to see it with "critics", especially those who then go on to make their own stuff and it's far worse than the things they pan
Do we really need this many shill threads at once to discuss old boomer drunk failures?
I bet the fat dumb looking one has some take we all need to hear about his faggotry from childhood for George Lucas. We should all waste our time and money on these fucking faggot old boomer drunk failures.
The graveyard thing is literally word for word what he said kek
ywn behead Mike with a working lightsaber
Reddit Loser Media
old boomer drunk failures
I mean you're in every single one of those threads posting this reply so the question is... Why are you spamming?
Battlestar
Kek, this shill is so stupid they don't realize they're admitting to make these shill threads
Not yet, faggot bitch shill of old boomer drunk failures but will be soon. You've inspired me.
That scene is just a bunch of visual noise so he's right
But he had a point. For example, actually showing the war taking a visible toll on the galaxy as a precursor to Palpatine's rise to power. Also, Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan should've been merged into one character (Obi-Wan).
cope RLM troon
your era is over
I don't think anyone would have minded if Yoda fought like this
Fuck off. I remember being at the cinema on opening night. The whole cinema errupted and started to cheer during yodas fight. The whole
LE YODA FIGHT IS CRINGE comes from mike the retard
this fat alcoholic retard said TFA was "everything he ever wanted"
how can you take this moron seriously?