What the FUCK is going on in the woods?
Missing 411
if dubs it was jews
Nothing. Don't worry about it. You should go camping.
ME. I am going on in the woods.
sasquatch and aliens or something
Interdeminsional teleworking sasquatches. I shit you NOT. That's what he blames for all the disappearances.
teleworking
Dipshit autocorrect, TELEPORTING.
teleworking
SAAR?
Homeless people living in the woods, stealing people to use them for meat.
The weirdest shit was the guy who took off all his close in the winter and died when he was like 20 feet away from someone's house.
I accidentally swallowed a detachable floss head a couple hours ago and have shit three times since then and STILL haven't passed it.
There’s lots of trees and rocks and it’s easy to get lost or fall in a derelict mine shaft or die of dehydration. That’s it. That’s the mystery.
How do these things cloak like predator?
Interdeminsional teleworking
Saar...
interdimensional psychic alien bigfoot its either that or people get lost and fall down ravine. one of the two
Literally all of these cases can be explained by people making stupid decisions
Bigfoot does not exist
What do Bigfoot have against humans where they keep kidnapping and killing people? What have we ever done to them?
They're predators anon.
I’m feeling sleepy aren’t you?
i went hiking in the winter and got turned around when i went off the trail in an area i knew pretty well, its easier to get lost in dense woods than you'd think
Giant teleporting imposter sasquatch fingers typed this post just barely.
Couple of examples of people taking off their clothes and running into the woods naked, seems likes it’s a fugue state due to dehydration, temperature, stress. The human mind is susceptible to so much and nature is unforgiving, no need for monsters…
Overconfident hikers
Hypothermic delirium
Family members lying to try and avoid accusations of neglect or to get rid of invalid family members
Teleporting bigfeet really are the only sane explanation if you really think about it.
You're not far off, but you're mistaking the servent for the master, permanent abduction and consumption, human mutilation.
I actually think it is some sort of organ harvesting or some other psyop bs. It's scary af but there isn't a better environment to victimize people. Dave claims no one with a gun or radio has ever been taken
little kids scent just vanishes in the middle of the woods
bloodhounds that are trained for this just sit on their ass
they find the kids clothes neatly folded on a log six months ago barely twenty meters away from where he vanished
Explain this!
got abducted by another camper
Dave claims no one with a gun or radio has ever been taken
bullshit some of them were literally out hunting
Serial killers.
But most of missing 411 is just confirmation bias. Many of the cases are very old.
You could literally bury a corpse deep in the forest of any given national park and no one would ever find it.
Forensics being sold as infallible is such a fucking meme.
Here's funny question, but is there any 411 kino? I mean actual movies not documentaries and podcasts.
spooky
teleporting bigfoot
I meant six months later, not ago.
ah that makes sense, maybe its the plb location beacons
Dark skies, blair witch maybe. Neither are kino.
this demon that literally runs Anon Babble
Elaborate.
Most 411 stories don't sound like anything actually supernatural, they sound like people who shouldn't left alone wandering off.
in 1921 rural oregon, a 4yo went outside to play in the vast untamed wilderness
who knows what could have happened!
Deranged outcasts mostly. But the most dangerous are the occultists, as they're actually organized. Also if you're driving countryside at night and you see people on the side of the road don't stop for them, they probably have no face.
Why don't people just carry rifles while hiking in the wilderness?
>Family members lying to try and avoid accusations of neglect or to get rid of invalid family members
I always think of the Bobby Dunbar story as the king of "something really fucking fishy happened here". A 4 year old goes missing in a swamp, on his birthday, while surrounded by like 10 kids and a "family friend". They do a huge manhunt and no one finds anything. Eventually they just steal some other families brat and pretend it's their toddler.
And throughout all this, no one ever thinks to interview the kids who went with him or the full grown adult that somehow lost track of a small child on the land his parents own. In fact, they seem to disappear from the story entirely.
This has a cool poster and so many anons shilling for it, but it's the most unconvincing, fake boomer nonsense ever put on screen.
It has like 15 minutes of good material and facts early on, and then it devolves into retarded nonsense.
Don't get baited like I did.
People die of dehydration and loss of orientation. Thats all there is. Tehy walk in circles although a road is 10 metres away and they they just give up. Some also freeze. After that nature claims the carcass.
Its no mystery.
cannibals
I'll never forget I was watching that Bridgewater Triangle documentary. It was mostly the usual stuff, bigfoot, aliens, ghosts. But there was one segment that was about a Satanic Cult that was apparently pretty active throughout the 80s and 90s or something and every attempt to look into it further got shot down by the cops. That one actually did frighten me because that's a real organization of people committing murders, not some spooky monster in the woods.
The Finders, the McMartin preschool... The Satanic Panic had a lot of misfires, but it doesn't mean it was all false...
There's a lot of cool stuff in the woods