Marie Kondo
helps organize your condo
Marie Kondo
I love her.
pureez organize her feeto to my faissu
gave up on tidying her house after her kids started growing up and wrecking shit
Tidybros... it's over...
No Marie I'm not cleaning my room and washing my anus
I want to rent her as my girlfriend
*gives you yellow fever*
what is with the uncanny valley cheekbones?
has two children
immediately reneges on her entire philosophy
career over, instantly forgotten
Yeah... I think I'll actually keep some of that clutter, sweetheart.
water boiling this close to a charging plug
fire hazard desu
Likely the least hazardous thing in that yandere's hoarder death shack.
It thought Japan was the first world.
*helps organize your condoms
She's mentally ill.
Qrd?
BWC is the cure.
She's cute but she's sub-5' and probably weighs like 80lbs
yandere
WHY would you even use this here?
That's a good thing
but
conceptualize the aroma
why is that one bug bigger than all the other ones?
Yeah.
she's cute but she's super cute
Work on your sentencemanship
Bugs are more tiered, she's probably the mother roach
That's a plus because it will make my dick look normal-sized in relation.
It's the Queen bug. All the tiny fruit flies and solider flys protect her.
prostituting kids
jesus
Masaokis looks like that?!
Millenials and zoomers are so fucking pathetic and unfit for life that they have to be told by some gook or a canuck "philosopher" to keep their living space clean. Brain broken generation, the both of them.
I can save her
Absolute peak waifu material
Would
Jordan Peterson was always out of pocket dating advice, this is historical revisionism and implying any millennial or zoomer on street knows what shinto is, is the worst strawman I've seen on this website.
I want to put my head under her dress and inhale her the smell of her sweaty thighs and genitals/asshole
youtu.be
!!!FACT!!!
Does anyone know what she was in jail for?
She really is 10/10 perfect wife material.
short
takes care of her appearance
cute
always positive
pleasant to be around
dutiful (cooks, cleans, looks after the kids)
only socialises with other mothers who are similar to her
values family and tradition, but isnt weird about it (like those 'trad' girls on twitter)
just perfect. Fellas, if you're seeing a girl and she isn't like this, dump her immediately. Find a girl like Marie Kondo. They're out there.
tall women are fine, just make sure they aren't tumblr ogres.
ask yourself this, do you genuinely believe Marie Kondo of all people, is NOT going to instil the magic of tidying to her grown-up sons and daughters.
short
Actually that's bad
So, are they just pretending to live like this? Is this some fetish?
Why? I only plan on having hapa daughters. I’ll abort any males in utero.
We all know you're shitposting and won't actually do that.
always positive
pleasant to be around
until you get married
>always positive
This is infamously untrue of Asian women, they become emotional brick walls after age 25.
you will never date a Jap qt and experience the 18-25 age range together where she's quirky and youthful
be me
have 27 year old asian best friend
shes perfect
but shes asian
dont want mixed kids
I dread the day we eventually part. I constantly reject her advances and one day she's going to stop trying and realize I don't want to be with her romantically.
call me a shitlib all you want but it's gayer to care about what other men might think about your kids
Most people want their kids to look like them.
This is the gayest shit i've seen all day, including tlouS2
You're not white, so you could never appreciate the importance of having your kids look like you.
When you max out anhedonia as a character stat
whiter than you Mutt
whiter
Something only a brown would say.
burger says what