I’m tired grandpa

I’m tired grandpa

be disney

buy star wars

has famous prequel actors like sam jackson, temuera morrison, etc still in shape to play their roles in a setting before Ep.III

spends more than a decade making slop to pander prequel haters

loses money

forced to get back to the prequel well as a last resort only to find the actors already too old or out of shape to play their parts

pretends their characters didn't die and makes more slop

Til your 90

George won so many times he must be tired of winning

fat white women and negroes

she better get her ass out!!!!!!!!!

Why is Big Dallas Howard suddenly a big name in Star Wars?

N-e-p-o baby (forma culo gigante)

just let it die

Nu star wars cannot be saved, old pissed fans know you can't write a good plot for shit, doesn't matter how much cameos you put none of it works if you can't make a character with a IQ above 80

Because American Graffiti
Her dad would literally have been a fucking bus driver who wen't "oh yeah, I have a surprising extra source of income... remember Opie from the Andy Griffith Show?" or something if Lucas hadn't made that.

i wonder if shes got her dads ass

Somehow, Mace Windu returned.

Darth Maul

Boba Fett

Palpatine

Luke

Mace Windu

It's literally impossible to die by falling into a pit in Star Wars.

the emperor didn't just fall into a pit. he was vaporized

ᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀAAAAAAAAAA

WELL THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD

The only character Disney won't bring back is Luke for obvious reasons. At least none of this shit is canon.

say it with me, "star wars is a nostalgia based franchise" [some lucasfilm exec]

RIP Bryce, too much cake

AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa'll be back

............somehow Palpatine returned

I'll say it again, every force user in the franchise survives long falls using the force. yet mace can't?

She directed some Mando episodes from S02 and S03 IIRC.

So Bryce is a bbc slave behind the camera, too

Do I know you?

He's fucking dead!
Can't someone dies in that universe?

I’ve turned my back on nu wars. It’s episode 1-6 and legends for me. Hell I’m even turning on Clone Wars and checking out Dark Horse Clone Wars.

They still have no idea what they're doing with this ip do they?

No because it’s fucking stupid. He got hand cut and was zapped shit ton. Not to mention that him still being alive takes away emotional impact of Anakin standing by and letting him die like he did.

And Maul was cut in half and Boba was digested. What's your point?

Why the only possible threat to him is fucking palpatine

I don't understand why they keep bringing back characters from the prequel and original trilogies instead of focusing on memorable side characters from the sequel trilogy like...and...and who could forget...and we all remember...and who could forget the iconic character design of...

Bad Batch is the only nu-star wars thing I liked.

Good directors don't exist anymore so they rely on actresses that were once directed by a good director to be the new director

Hey I remember him, he was kinda cool in the prequels so now we get him back as 80 year old grandpa kicking ass, I can't wait!

Old ass nigga on a speeder drinking jawa juice
Cool ass niiiigggggaaa

why the fuck is this hog involved with lucasfilm

Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit

kinda cool

He was a fucking asshole

so you're 14?

SHEEV IS THE TRAITOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

SHEEV IS THE TRAITOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

SHEEV IS THE TRAITOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

SHEEV IS THE TRAITOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

American Graffiti

They even made a sequel without Lucas.

He died like a bitch. The scream he died was funny

Even the EU wasn't desperate enough to bring him back, fucking lmao at the state of disney wars.

At least he got to taste unlimited power before dying, not such a bad way to go methinks

Episode III re-release makes a bunch of money for free

Get a start from ep III to try to make more money

There has never been a plan of any kind

Name six (6) examples

test

It's literally impossible to die in Disney Star Wars

ftfy. Cassian Andor got hit by the Death Star but if Andor keeps doing well (it won't) they'd find a way to bring him back.