defeats a dragon by himself alone
entire prom doesn't consist of women throwing themselves in droves at him
Unrealistic as fuck
defeats a dragon by himself alone
entire prom doesn't consist of women throwing themselves in droves at him
Unrealistic as fuck
Saar they were two beautiful brahman daughters
Grow up, nonce
defeats a dragon by himself alone
entire prom doesn't consist of women throwing themselves in droves at him
Unrealistic as fuck
He could save the world many times over when nobody else could, but because he looks a bit nerdy women think they could do better. Typical.
I'm unironically attracted to Indian girls
That will pass once your sense of smell returns
it did happen just two years later, probably would have in 4th if harry wasnt getting 24/7 mogged by cedric diggory the son of future death eater amos diggory
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Girls were throwing themselves at him in the book. One outright tried to daterape him with a love potion.
yeah girls did want him, he was just an insecure weirdo for some reason who never took advantage of his massive inherited wealth or incredible fame when it came to anything other than buying candy on the train
it's just bad writing because harry had to simultaneously be widely known as the chosen one, while also being humble and relatable
Women don't care about dragons they like other things
Well, he did grow up abused. It's more surprising he ended up as well adjusted as he did.
yeah but harry also never thinks to buy ron a new wand when his wand is broken all year, just so it can conveniently backfire on lockhart at the end
harry spends the first 11 years of his life living in muggle england, but seemingly never is taught that institutionalized slavery is bad
he's a blank slate character with no real beliefs or aspirations beyond what is immediately necessary for the story to happen
Early Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings was peak all-white Media
Meanwhile Draco's cumming in one Greengrass sister while eating out the other.
First two HP movies will always be peak childhood kino. It really started to suck when it became Magical Degrassi and that ugly blue filter.
He did think about helping the Weaslys financially at one point, but doesn't do it because he knows they wouldn't accept his money. He ends up getting Ron new dress robes through the twins though, when he gives them his championship winnings.
But yeah, he's mostly a blank slate and most things happen just to move the plot forward.
this was still during a time when indians weren't reviled
its hard to look at those 2 girls now and see anything besides poo
Even though he had help
killed the basilisk
He's a natural with a broom
Can learn spells after seeing them just once
Learned the chambers entrance by himself
Did Harry need help?
Oh yeah, he's a dumbass. He would've died a thousand times without Hermione and a couple times without Ron.
And he can't learn spells after seeing them once, where did you get that from?
Would it have been possible for a wizard to get skilled enough they could permanently transfigure the Basilisk into a cute tomboy?
How one looks after posting in a hp thread with the boys.
He learned expelliarmus after seeing it only once and knew another high-level spell like Patronus
He had to train for months and months to do a proper patronus. Also expelliarmus is one of only like 3 offensive spells he can use properly. Remember how he forgot how to conjure fire in the cave? Yeah not that bright
Harry saved Hogwarts every school year, if anything he should be swimming in cunny (Fleur's little sister) and pussy (Hermione, Luna, etc.) with Hogwarts teachers reprimanding him for impregnating too many witches.
Lupin taught him Patronus throughout several sessions. It is mentioned that it was a great feat, especially for his age, but he didn't learn it immediately.
I don't remember if it was ever specified how he learned Expelliarmus, but it's implied it's a pretty low-tier spell, probably just learned it at school.
He learned it when Snape used it on Lockhart during the duel.
In the book he pussied out when a tall girl asked him to the ball.
Ah, right. Well, like with many other things it's not mentioned whether those duelling classes continued after the first one, he might've gradually mastered it there. Or during his training for the last Triwizard trial, he supposedly learns a lot of spells then.
he is a celebrity too in the universe, he would have had females chasing after him and pretty much every guy trying to befriend him in all the movies
harry was always a fucking sperg that had yellow fever until he settled for his best friends sister
If you go back and read the books, especially OoTP, he comes across as such a genuinly retarded child with no ability to regulate his emotions. He is screaming and lashing out at everything all the time like an autistic toddler all the time, its hard to read as an adult. But it also goes with my theory that Hermione really isnt very smart, she is just average in a world of actual mentally disabled kids that all quit school at 11 or never went to school in the first place.
he also got the more jeet looking jeeta and ron got the good one
Harry got the sympathy kiss after her true love died. Harry did what was necessary
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Not bad writing because it’s addressed many times in the books and not simply ignored. Some kids resent his fame and even Ron does. Some think he’s a glory chaser and put his name into the Gonlet of fire. Some think he’s making up Voldemort return and had media and even Ministry saying he’s lying. Add on gets major PTSD after Goblet and just uninterested in that shit
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imagine dating the little sister of your BF
Yikes
it doesn't work because harry never seems to take advantage of his fame
there's no real reason why the ministry refuses to believe about voldemort. It doesn't make sense why the ministry hates him and dumbledore so much, and insists on being a satire on the worst of british government. And then it really doesn't make sense that harry goes on to work for the government as an adult resolution to all the ridiculous problems in wizard society
it's just inconsistent writing
Why are there no female protagonist HP-knockoff smut novels?
great opportunity to buy given recent developments in pakistan and india
Harry was orphan icing in a fucking closet by his neglectful aunt who hated him. Then learns he’s a wizard and the dude that murdered his parents is still out there and happens to be most powerful wizard and wants him dead. So obviously school dances and popularity contests are not on his mind. This wasn’t normal high school
harry was a fucking dickhead in the books
daniel never played him like that tho
harry spends like 90% of the time just growling and staring at people and hermione and ron are the only people who see the nice guy he's inside, to everyone else he's just a violent dickhead which is why they always fall for the psyops that paint him in bad light (in chamber of secrets and in order of pheonix)
Are there light skin Indian girls?
for some reason
slept in a cupboard
abused by the Dursleys
constantly ridiculed and bullied by Dudley who was far bigger than him
ends up with debilitating insecurities
That's plain enough.
harry also never thinks to buy ron a new wand
he thinks of Ron and the Weasleys all the time but if you are human you know how awkward it is to assume to help someone who is needy but isn't putting their hand out.
The movie's twenty years old schizo, what's being shilled?