/andor/

Previously on /andor/:

Syril Karn? Syril Kwab.

what kind of being are you??

made her hot out of nowhere

holy sexo

rebelsbros....gilroy hated our speech and completely ignored us....its over...

member when no one was excited for andor and everyone was excited for the other 3...

I know they're going for accuracy in regards to sound recreation but I kinda wish the blasters during the slaughter were a bit more punchy. It felt a bit weak seeing things go "pew pew" instead of bigger more alarming sounds while a bunch of people are screaming and running around.

Hair down Kleya is way too overpowered

I was a fool.
I didn't watch season 1 of andor until last year.

To be fair, still haven't seen Ashoka, and I only watched Obi Wan after Andor.

Reminder that instead of learning any lessons from how people actually like Andor, they're doubling down and post-ST content is literally about the First Order still being in control

im gonna kms

yeah, i felt that. the atmosphere leading up to it was incredibley tense and then pew pew took me out of it a little bit.

i liked this guy not actually, but to always see him fail and be autistic, seeing him die in such a pathetic way is a fitting end.

ok bros and brodettes, to identify ourselves outside of this general whenever we’re gathering intel from other threads/generals, sign your posts/replies at the end with, “Do I know you?” and then we can reply with “I have anons everywhere” and then we’ll know who we’re talking to

BIX GOES TO DAGOBAH AND GETS LOCKED IN YODA'S BASEMENT. HE FUCKS HER ENDLESSLY AND THAN WHEN YODA DIES HE FORGETS TO TELL LUKE AND SHE'S LEFT IN THERE AND STARVES TO DEATH HAHAHA

The Last Order

will we ever get Star Wars kino again after this show?

also can we get a webm of Syrils slow mo 360?

she was a fucking miserable character, but i have to admit, i felt sadness welling in my chest when i saw that scene. i must be a fag or something.

Do I know you?

Just watch the Ray Stevenson scenes in Ahsoka because he is based.

its so far-cringe that it becomes far-based

i must be a fag or something.

I think

I have threads everywhere

I'm in threads everywhere

as in, I'm in threads on Anon Babble, Anon Babble, etc
works better

I think another thing is that everything is being shot as semi-auto. I think a fully automatic gun would've really shouted "this is a slaughter"

youtu.be/5p_ugTFfpO4

so will krennic or saw gonna have another appearance? will the emperor?

this. the only decent part aside from this stuff was the CW flashbacks
oh and pic rel

she didn't fly so good

youtube.com/watch?v=T2VDvqVwXr4

So why was Andor condensed to 2 seasons? I thought it was planned for a bunch

Ray Stevenson

rip
wish his role in RRR was cooler, but they can't make villains in indian movies

I have anons everywhere

Saw

actually want to see what this nigga gets up to in the final 3

Krennic

possibly

Emperor

no

GENERAL DRAVEN

I knew instantly that Rogue One had the potential to be good when I heard that all the characters died at the end, immediately meaning it could have a different tone. it's still the last Star Wars I paid to see in the cinema.

if you sass me ever again you fucking bitch from hell, I swear to God

Wow, they weren't kidding when they said this was more for adults

NOT MY FROGWIFE

it's still the last Star Wars I paid to see in the cinema.

same
lol

when I heard that all the characters died at the end

yep, that was the test for me too. When I heard that I was like, oh wow this might be authentic instead of a corporate slop fest.

Dedra just got choked by Syril, she immediately cracked and gave away top security Empire secret? She was then (((literally shaking))) seeing just couple hundred French get shot at and thrown around and completely absent in the next episode. What does she think happen everyday across the galaxy? What a disappointing portrayal of supposedly girlboss killer competent women. I thought she's supposed to be a villain protagonist to be the foil for Cassian, she's just a side character.

Kino

because Tony and Diego realized they didn't want to spend another 10 years of their lives doing this
and also Diego would be a old geezer by the time it ended if they did five

Movie Trivia

Her ass was sunburnt under those clothes

Bitch just stand up and run away

Yennefer likes it rough

THEY FLY NOW

it's still the last Star Wars I paid to see in the cinema.

lol same

ALMOND milk?? You fucking bitch!

it's expensive and Disney already accidentally most of the Star Wars audience.

if they'd understood the evolution of nerd fandom culture, they'd have realized they need to make Star Wars a bit more adult when they bought it, instead of going in the exact opposite direction.

I almost yelled "oh shit"

She's a woman. That hardcase nigga in the foyer of the building giving orders was the one in charge for a reason.

i'd apply lotion to her cheeks and kiss them to make the sunburn hurt less.

What kind of fruit and/or vegetable did the colour of her ass remind her of?

oops, my bad

You could have chosen a better image to illustrate that.

She got so wet you could hear the gushing.

Do nothing

Win

I wasn't prepared to see EVERY female character's breasts this episode. As it turns out, I didn't see any of their breasts, but I also wasn't prepared to see them.

noooo don't yell at me and choke me, Syril!

i did not care for the ghorman massacre

we see her freak out on ferrix as well. she's a desk jockey and a woman, of course she doesn't have the stomach to carry out the emperor's will.

So anons, you are in Syril's position. Ignoring we know what happened to Syril or just going with you not being motivated to fight Andor, do you either stay with Dedra or leave?

He's literally me...

I have big guys everywhere

lights out

I leave

even if luthen orders lonni to snitch, I cant see partagaz letting lonni live

Bruh the set/cg mixing is so fucking perfect

fascist regimes literally run on people not giving a shit about stuff that doesn't affect them personally lol

he's really good in this (the whole cast is good) and I'd never heard of this guy before this

This shot of Ghorman was nuts

is benito mussolini the emperor?

I must be a fag or something

Anon, it’s much worse. You might be a human being, and one with empathy at that. Please call your doctor as soon as you can

You should've just watched Larry, who would subject themselves to Kenobi?

Kenobi

the Vader fight was the only good part

france, but in space?!?!?!?

i liked the show but its still funny

they’re cheating cause they’re using UK areas right.

hopefully in the next arc our boy gets some revenge.

KEK

I would stay with Dedra until we got off the planet then I would split for whatever tropical paradise world needs a cop to sit on his ass

builds a completely out of place looking sky scraper in your city

based?

Try to help the frogs and hitch a ride with them.

that's an insane amount of money on screen there

lmao

could the Rebellion work irl?
do you guys want to start one?

what is that teeth-showing facial expression Dedra is doing? it makes me feel weird.

damn her forehead veins were throbbing

The chud died haha what a pathetic incel loser.

Yeah it's their base

the building in the foreground is in Spain
youtube.com/watch?v=mMpuXaJgD7Y

I kinda agree. The execution could've been cleaner. Really I think the rest of this season just quietly lowered people's expectations, so it feels like a highlight when they didn't botch it. Actually I think that's how I feel about every "good" moment in this show.

After seeing how she reacted to me yelling at her and choking her? I fucking stay, lmao
LIGHT ON BITCH

She already had qualms about this mission and also cared about Syril.

you can see that they've copy-pasted and rotated a smaller bit of a CGI city but its still nice.

I took it a not so much caring about the Ghormans, more that Syril is out there and then later that Syril is dead. Moreover, Dedra also not knowing how to respond to such mob violence and chaotic violent suppression was seen in S1 at the funeral riot. It is easy for her to be calm and cold when she is in control, different thing entirely when she is vulnerable and everything is chaotic.

She could play Leia.
Actually the guy who did the mocap for luke could have played Luke without any CGI

Andor reminds us that the very first casualties of the nazi invasion were other white people

i meant in world, more then how it was directed. i dont care if the empire massacres ghorman, i wanna see some kino rebel shit elsewhere. it sucks there was no arc in this season yet that matches up to the prison arc, or even aldhani arc from the last season.

It is easy for her to be calm and cold when she is in control, different thing entirely when she is vulnerable and everything is chaotic.

THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING, I’M IN CHARGE HERE

NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KILL ME AFTER I SPIED ON YOU FOR YEARS I FEEL BAD

when he hears about his best friend passing.

Syril dying as a nobody

Grim

there are some genuinely great parts, but also baggy-feeling scenes in every episode. our expectations might be too high for TV generally, it didn't always used to be anywhere near cinema-quality for example.

God, if they roll this uncanny valley shit out again...

AND I DON'T WANT THE WORLD TO SEE ME CAUSE I DON'T THINK THAT THEY'D UNDERSTAND
WHEN EVERYTHING'S MADE TO BE BROKEN I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW WHO I AM

The Ghorman riot & response to me just come across as the production going 'people liked the Ferrix riot, let's do that again'. Likewise, in the previous arc I found the heist going wrong to come across as the production going 'people liked the payroll heist that went wrong, let's do that again'. I could have dismissed the heist one if it was just that, but with this other comparison it stands even more.

Would you huff rhydo with Saw?

they probably couldn't do something that novel in this season because it all has to lead up to the status quo.
the start of the prison arc is Cassian not even giving a fuck about the rebellion so they also do a full character arc in it.

this guy somehow looks younger in andor than he does on rogue one
did they deage him

Larrys was better, well he goes by steve now but w/e

i'd huff rhydo with bor gullet

Oh yeah, they didn't really sell this as the straw that breaks the camel's back when this was honestly less egregious than when Tarkin squashed a crowd in the exact same place.

It was a surprising layer of complexity to actually have Dedra care for Syril. I thought she was just using him but she legitimately thought there was a future for both of them.

no the only drugs I take are steroids and retatrutide

It wouldn't surprise me if they did

they definitely deaged Diego

you may land when ready

lands on bunch of sperging ghormans

What was that about

oh right that guy
youtube.com/watch?v=NuUGrtmjQfY
I was rewatching Laser Master recently
also:
youtube.com/watch?v=t9Pccq0DZVc
and:
youtube.com/watch?v=k9tgLnI0fFc

goddammit carlos shut the fuck up

it would explain this season costing eleventy trillion dollars.

RIP, my fruity director.

on a moment to moment basis, I think S2 is weaker than S1 but S1 is mostly just hype moments with very little in way of actually building the foundation of the rebellion. Mon's scenes in S2 are some of the particular standouts that differentiate it from S1.

It is pretty obvious though that S2 was meant to be much longer and the 3-episode arc format was pushed even harder because of that.

I hope we get some answers soon

The heist was really fucking weak. They were so heavy handed with repeating "EVERYONE HAS TO FOLLOW ORDERS" four times and then Cinta's death was just plain contrived.

He just bought a new box of Stormtrooper miniatures he wanted to paint and there was a bunch of retards in his parking spot.

i dont like this scene. It makes me upset, but it is kino.

based oby noby

The Ghorman riot & response to me just come across as the production going 'people liked the Ferrix riot, let's do that again'.

its called rhyming, its sort of like poetry. They do it a ton in this show, and I love it.

be me

love star war

love andor

simple as

I really hope we're past the era where we thought using CG as replacement for dead or unavailable actors was acceptable. It looks awful and even if we get to the point where it looks perfect, we all know the person is dead. Just use another actor, we've done it for decades and no one minded.

the driverless sensors on his spaceship didn't work. blame Elon.

Genuinely great moment

I noticed so many lines repeated in S2 from S1. Gilroy just does this in general if you've seen his other movies.

what do those guys in the laser barrel even do. whats their job, get blind and deaf?

Stay with Dedra. Firstly, if I am in this scenario then I have feelings for Dedra - and from what we see from Dedra then we know it is not just some act from her. Secondly, I probably think I am deep in and far gone now to change or redeem myself - even if on some other level that is a terrible moral excuse to remain complicit. Thirdly, again not a moral thing but, I do not really see where you can go from that situation other than throwing your life away as you know it by becoming a rebel or being assassinated by the ISB as a liability & loose-end.

my assumption is that studio executives have very little technical know-how and basically get fleeced out of tens of millions by directors who convince them the tech can do things it really can't.

at best, they're hoping that investing in the tech now will make it cheaper the next time.

hope they go to tosche station in the next arc

be gilroy

meet friend

”we are friends simply running into one another. it’s been months since we’ve spoke, and you just had a baby, and you showed me photos. I told you he had your eyes. You asked about my mother and I said she’s doing better in hospice care. I thanked you for your concern and mentioned I would pass along your well wishes. we shook hands and parted ways before planning to meet for coffee next month.”

a brown envelope passes between gilroy and friend

they didn't even bother putting some guard rails there for them like wtf?

This does not feel like Lucas genuine kino or moments of being a based retarded that incidentally creates kino moments. It feels more a conscious and cynical effort to capture what was popular online.

The empire probably did a better job of selling that as a tragic air traffic control accident somehow

It's like he saw Three Days of the Condor and Day of the Jackal when he was a teenager and spent his entire career reliving that.

Do you think George Lucas likes it?
i wonder if he still thinks SW should be for kids, it seems to work much better as an adult show imo.

Turns out tryharding is not rewarded by audiences.

He liked Rogue One so probably

I honestly thought long about what I would do but I think I'd probably stay with Dedra. Even if it would be disturbing, it's better to just close my eyes to that and still have a place to belong with someone who cares about me.
My allegiance and morals can be won over if someone just pays attention to me

What does Mon's himbo husband think about all this? He went with Mon to Yavin, or just stay as apolitical himbo divorcee in Chandrilla? Seems like Mon remembers and likes Tay Zonday more than him.

It makes me wish we got more episodes, you can see her desperation when she kisses him and tells him to pack up and simultaneously how distant he has become in the intervening year. Wish we saw more of Syril hanging out with tbe Ghorman Front

Rogue One is way closer to mainline Star Wars than Andor is

Has Lucas even watched it? As for what he would think, is this not the closet thing to that Underworld show he was developing. It is also hard to pin-down what exactly Lucas thinks Star Wars is and should be, given that he has given that many interviews throughout the decades and said that much stuff.

it's just hard to do "Imperial troops suppress riot" in totally different ways. the show was meant to be 5 seasons, I accept that they'd need to have more than one riot-suppression over that many episodes.

Do you think George Lucas likes it?

I best George looks like this right now, seeing his creation help people realize what they need to do to defeat the chuds

He had an interview just recently, and he again reiterated that Star Wars is for kids.

He's probably knocking back squigs with Davo while his wife is getting terrorized by the fascists, wondering why he can't get any good service these days.

I guess we'll find out if he gets shipped off to an Imperial labor camp after being severely tortured to die sometime before Endor.

not really. for example mainline Star Wars included political drama and assassination/kidnapping attempts, its just that Lucas wasn't as good at that as Gilroy so it was usually weird/boring/awkward in the prequels.

Rogue One has Andor trying to assassinate Mad Mikkelson who is Jyn's father. it's not a very idealistic situation.

is this not the closet thing to that Underworld show he was developing

Not really. Andor is a very modern spy thriller. Underworld was film-noir, but also with lots of action and humor. Also, Underworld was gonna have half of the characters be aliens. Andor is too earth-like, which I think something George wouldn't like, since he tried his hardest to avoid it.

yfw these Chandrilans are judging you

So how did Rylanz figure out Syril was a plant? I felt like I missed something when he was suddenly jumping Syril while people were moving toward the plaza.

cant believe theres only 3 more episodes of this kino left

we're back to star slop after this is done

and he meant it. but Lucas just understands what kids really want, not what people think "for kids" means.

So how did Rylanz figure out Syril was a plant?

I don't know, probably by looking at him twice

I don't really care but if this show was getting the full 5 seasons they'd need to address why Palpatine can't just immediately take Mon's daughter hostage.

He was the only non ghorman who coincidentally had lots of info to help them plan hits, it was obvious

because he wanted to "deescalate"

it's definitely more of an implied thing. The start of the episode you can see Rylanz has already been disillusioned with his 'peaceful resistance' becoming more and more volatile. He basically just pieces it together at the last minute that it was Syril that was the catalyst for the resistance becoming more active in the first place.

better end early and kino, than late and slop imo

just before disney sale

lucas commissions 90 some tv scripts from the battlestar galactic star trek dude

supposedly 14-a rated with sex and violence according to starbuck katan podcast

lucasarts is making a semi-sequel to force unleashed based on the criminal underworld of coruscant, 1313 or whatever it’s called

meant to be an m-rated video game with swears in the tech demo trailer

one could argue lucas was making a proto-andor before disney bought it

based

Go to a "peaceful" protest loaded up with weapons

GHORMANS LIED
IMPERIALS DIED

to defeat the chuds you must... do little and spend most of your time offscreen

wow I can do this.

Biggest fault of S2 is that we don't see more of Luthen actually orchestrating things. He's just kind of in the background, being the force of action, but not really the puppeteer.

its waterboarding by ISB and then gulag on kessel

True, it was Syril that fed them the transport info that got them the weapons they used to hang themselves in the Imperial media machine.

Death Star

Darth Vader

muh Force

Droids

Actual space fights

The only thing Rogue One and Andor have in common is Cassian himself.

We're counting on it.

he gave her "the ick"

kleya seems to be the puppeteer, luthen is more of a experienced figurehead

after Andor, Ashoka S2 will deliver, trust the plan bros

they have the right to open carry on Ghor.

are the new 3 episodes good

imagine being Dave Filoni right now kek

Space frogs walk right into the obvious Imperial bait

The Ghorman Front really are retards aren't they

Ashoka S2

lol no. anything that features this fanfiction orange alien is garbage.

only if he invests in more coomer shots of the asian girl

they are fucking amazing

A bunch of the storylines with Perrin, Sculdun, Tay, and Leida seem utterly pointless, or at least not a sensible allocation of screentime given how limited episodes the show has to work with. I do not see what the wedding provided, especially 3 episodes worth of it. Both the Mon having cultural differences with her daughter and Mon willing to 'sacrifice' her daughter by having her enter an arranged marriage with upjumped & shady Sculdun was already covered in S1. You can say that Tay being killed showed how deep Mon was in the rebellion and how ruthless Luthen was, but again we already now Mon is in deep and Luthen is ruthless - and again, 3 entire episodes of it. Even the bug in Sculdun's antique gallery seems like it could have been reworked in a different way. I presume it is just things condensed down and missing from some original plan that was more than 2 seasons, but these sort of things do not seem condensed down enough for how drawn-out they are over the first 3 episodes and a lot of it seems like it could have been cut without anything substantive being lost.

We're back to Gilroy-kino.

you're not engaging with the real discussion, which is about tone. Rogue One isn't as much of a heckin' upbeat space adventure about good triumphing over evil as the OT.

The plane walkers are amongst us.

It sucks how sanitized everything became after Columbine.

I've been very mixed on 1-6 and yet I really liked 7-9.

nu-thrawn with just one star destroyer and zombie witch army

yeah...

Mon is a major figure for Andor and I think it was just a way to give her a substantial amount of screentime that otherwise would've been taken up with more of the same thing in other ways (rebellion operation yadda yadda)

I honestly didn’t know nuthrawn was trying to capture mothma after she fled the senate until last night and I watched that rebels episode. smartest guy in the galaxy my fucking ass

That's how you know it's prestige TV.

It cannot deliver by definition since she is portrayed by fucking Rosario Dawson, it's a sequel to Rebels, and it is written solely by Filoni. It's doomed. The best we can hope for is some hot Shin and Sabine shots, and maybe some cool space battles.

hire a director that isn’t all too fond of SW with actors who don’t even know what the fuck SW is about

also make it mostly br*t*sh

it just werks

sasuga Disney

The grand mastermind was just sitting around on that planet for ten years doing absolutely nothing except hunt for one guy who he could never find despite him being just a couple-hour ride away

very little in way of actually building the foundation of the rebellion.

We really didn't get much of that this season either. One episode we've got Luthen and his four guys doing their thing and Saw having his small hit squad, then the next episode Yavin base just pop ups pretty much how we see it in ANH, getting in new rebels by the shipload despite the show featuring an actually competent imperial intelligence service. We spent so much time on mediocre character pieces this season, but they couldn't spare half an episode to show us how THE main rebel base was set up.
That's the point, innit?

Sorry, the quipping robot, the psychic monk, and the silly inspirational speeches must've distracted me from the dead serious tone. Fuck off and go back to soifacing about the Vader hallway scene, R1faggot. This is a thread about a show for adults.

just the lower-key conflict in Mon's plotline made it a hugely welcome change of pace for Star Wars. even this episode that was still paying off because it let them have a character being shocked to see people getting shot in front of her. it absolutely makes the universe feel larger and more varied.

Rebels was a huge detriment to nu-canon, Thrawn is such a massive jobber it is hard to take him seriously. Every episode with him is

hmmmmm I shall lure the rebels into my masterful trap

[the rebels narrowly escape]

yes this was my plan all along, knight to to e5

filonibros...

Mon got wet for the first time in decades

Is it ok if on top of all the kino writing I also soÿiface at the TIE avenger?
I really like old TIE fighter games

The light in Timothy Zahn's eyes dies a little more every time they touch his creation.

If the argument is they need to give Mon things to do then they would have done better by having Mon doing senator stuff. Maybe exploring the ways how the senators are being increasingly side-lined into irrelevance. Maybe exploring Mon interacting with Bail, laying political groundwork for the Rebel Alliance.

what did Val notice about that blaster on yavin? was that from the aldhani heist, i know andor gave it to whats his face after escaping the prison, but i dont remember where he gets it from in seasons 1.

believing in Filoni

Cucked for the rebellion

I'm gonna miss the senate.
I love this last episode, and the escape is great, but it also means I won't be getting any more of that.
I need to play some video games and calm down, and stop webm'ing and not think about the show for a bit.

To be fair, he was basically stranded on the planet and hunting down a Jedi while you have very limited resources isn't exactly easy.

Vel’s genetics seem North European with the size of her forehead.

Does Thrawn in nu-canon even do one thing correctly? I think the ISB in Andor has way more victories than him.

Yeah, they the most boring piece of Star Wars media since TFU2.

what did Val notice about that blaster on yavin?

It was blaster Cassian picked from dead cop in Morlana and used on Aldhani

>hmmmmm I shall lure the rebels into my masterful trap

>[the rebels narrowly escape]

Saturday morning cartoon slop

the force unleashed is kino. you're a pleb.

just the lower-key conflict in Mon's plotline made it a hugely welcome change of pace for Star Wars

Actual cope

I don't know what people think "building the foundations of the rebellion" would consist of in a TV show. making Mon's teen daughter's pussy a bargaining chip is about as high-stakes as you can make that kind of negotiation in a drama. otherwise all you can do really is have potential rebels pointing guns at each other, which there was plenty of in the show.

dedra meero unironically has more imperial Ws than nuthrawn

What plan? Star Wars is completely dead.

The first one was okay if it was the PSP version.
TFU2 was awful

the quippy robot, alternate force users and speeches are in the show anon. by all means swear about it if you like.

Does Thrawn in nu-canon even do one thing correctly?

He finds ISB agent who gone rogue and finds Rebel base (he still jobs badly to Deus Ex Machina King Kong and 2 Nebulons)

the force overpowered morelike

Filonibros...

yfw Colonel Yularen is on the line

I am not sure I would call Luthen saying to Mon we need to assassinate your friend low-key conflict, or even Mon effectively begging her daughter not to go through with the marriage. They are low-stakes in the galactic sense sure, but as a character they are very important for Mon.

i need a show like this in the prequel era. idk what it could be. follow some clones? idk if clones would make good characters since you need to cast all the same dude for them, and temuera is too fat and too old. maybe something to do with count dooku, but then you need to find a new christopher lee. I just wanna see prequel stuff on expensive live action again. even the phase 2 clones in the flashback in season 1 were kino.

tfu2 is an nes game made for seventh generation consoles. short and difficult action game made as a sequel which is actually very good but riddled with bugs from such a short development cycle. it is endearing when one understands the development of ninja gaidens or batman 89 or battletoads or ninja turtles or even smb 2

that definitely would have taken more seasons to do properly. for one thing they'd never be able to do whole episodes of it, they have to cut away to more conventional pewpew like they've done in the episodes we got.

how? its the same gameplay really. i just remember it being really short, but those games were never about story to begin with. the whole gorog/cato neimodia sequence was in the second game right? that was cool.

I would prefer a Separatist show.

it was cool they got this guy to come back, i clapped when i saw him unironically

Took them what? 13 years to catch up to George? Finally, I guess.

now you're talking

well yes, that is prequel era. unless you mean seperatists after ep 3, like the small stuff mentioned in classic battlefront 2's campaign when you go to snuff out the last seperatists.

Maybe we could've gotten some insight into other Rebel groups and how they interact? Saw and Luthen's conversations in S1 were something I really liked, but that kind of stuff was practically absent from S2. Like, Bail Organa is running a huge chunk of the Rebellion and he's barely present. The base on Yavin is just suddenly there between timeskips with virtually no discussion of the faction that founded it or its relations with the other rebel cells. There's just huge gaping voids in the show's portrayal of the Rebellion that makes it feel schizophrenic if you don't go in with foreknowledge.

i like Andor but it sucks that Disney is literally stuck in the Galactic Empire era and hasn’t been able to make anything good after it.

i guess they really can’t come up with anything considering SW is based on historical inspiration, and Lucas already pretty much covered it all.

It was easy, 3 hours long, boring and unnecesary.

Mon-kino is the best part of Andor. Cassian being trapped in jungle planet and stealing TIE fighter prototype also goes nowhere. Bix and Brasso in the wheat planet was pointless and was done to fill time and write off Brasso, Cassian could've just done his mission and then fly home to Bix, nothing would've changed.

i clapped when i saw him unironically

I had my embarrassing nerd crew moment when I Mothma met Organa

TCW

YUCK!

I liked 1st season of Andor quite a bit, how's season 2?

you cant put an animated show next to a live action one. animated productions, videogames, comics etc are irrelevant. doesnt matter if george himself was involved, and i respect his genius, but that show has nothing important to show or say.

"We are hijacking canon"

Ends up having to bend the knee to canon anyway

it wasnt this blaster?

a show all about chaos and gas huffing and personal sacrifice. count me in.

They can't come up with anything because the screenwriters are slow-witted low IQ women and minorities.

Literally nothing happens: The Show

it good but i hope you like the french revolution

retard

Skip the first 3 episodes, everything from there is increasingly gold

Show us how the retarded rebels pointing guns at each other come together to form a large, functioning military base. What strings did Luthen pull to make this happen? What ideological differences had to be overcome, and how?
Show us how the base is supplied with ships, weapons, and personnel, and how of all of that is kept secret from the Empire to the point that they won't find the base until one of the top rebel brass gets captured years later
Show us how the rebel tactics change now that they've got starships AND a secure base to retreat to.

I know it's a bit cliche for Andor by now but honestly I live for every 3-episode mandated monologue

Luthen

Nemik

Mon

Kino

Maarva

pure kino

I'll never understand the hype for that shitty show.
Is it just manchildren and people who were little kids when it came out who hype it up?

Fashies say this shit all the time

no. Was Timon the Jew's blaster i think.

Ummm sir shouldn't we focus on the weapons or the planning for this shot?

NOnononono I want the camera to show the young white teens eyes lustfully examining the BBCs groin area

Sir...but shouldn't we use the limited time to show a robot, or an alien or som....

NOOO this shot of her lusting over BBC is intrinsic to the Star Wars lore and story!

You need to watch the final arc of The Clone Wars involving Maul. Everything will become clear.

we are the ghor!!

the whole galaxy is watching!!

we are the ghor!!

the whole galaxy is watching!!

we are the ghor!!

the whole galaxy is watching!!

that's what I mean: low-stakes by star wars standards.
in order to have a character that values things more normal way you need them to not be constantly doing action shit. or it's just going to be "James Bond gets married, wife dies, James Bond fucking new girl halfway through same movie".

the fact that they actually introduced Mon's childhood friend a season before she had to let Luthen kill him off (so that we felt some of her attachment to his character) is totally out-of-the-ordinary for Star Wars.

youtube.com/watch?v=_Xlw5yfox14

that show has nothing important to show or say

It does, but you've been conditioned to dismiss anything that doesn't fit into your prescribed notion of mature.

everytime a TIE appear in the sky

MY DICK

Most of the stuff from the first 3 episodes of this seasons could have been removed. The main things in it were establishing the interest in Ghorman and Brasso's. The former could have been done inserted in some expanded or earlier place arc that was in episode 4-6. Brasso's death, for that matter like Cinta's, is basically glossed over with the time skips.

i would like for them to have Rey build up the Jedi Order again, and have an opposing female Sith her age build up a Sith army, and they fight

maybe they fall in love too idk

I know its been cg slop since the first scene shown in tpm, but the senate shots this episode felt too obviously greenscreened. lucas at least made them blend in better in the movies

bro isnt even black lol

This show is so hilariously uneventful, it's like whoever wrote it really liked the Senate scenes from the prequels.

it's okay anon
balance of the force
onions side and kino side

Well they tried to experiment once

But yeah I know what you mean. If the ST wasn't so garbage at least they could've had another era to make use of

its the same people who insist that the prequels are actual good films, not that they merely have good ideas and concepts.

it was neat the subtle and overt ways they changed the feeling of planet Ghor over time in the show.

i've seen scenes of it on youtube. the writing and line delivery is horrible. maul is cringe as fuck in those scenes. its something a 14 year old would write. it also looks like shit. TV is an unserious medium to begin with, so Andor is barely serious itself being live action. an animated show is so far below the standard it may as well be a lego stop motion production on youtube.

There is already a thread up for when we migrate

The prequels are good but not because they included pod racing and yoda backflips

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Such a weird looking guy. He looked even weirder in season 1.

Star Wars has always had a problem with moving the plot beyond Rebels vs Empire. The only story it is interested in telling is "WW2 in Space but Hitler is an Evil Space Wizard" and it doesn't have any other ideas.
What I hope most about Andor's legacy is that it officially closes the book on that concept because nobody is ever going to tell a rebel story better than Andor. I never want to see another reference to the French Resistance, WW2 bomber missions, or evil space wizard Hitlers again in Star Wars, but that's really all they got.

No, it's just good and was the only good star wars show until Andor came up, and Andor still could try a bit more to look like Star Wars and have a bunch of aliens from the Lucas' era.

fuck my spice addled brain

show of force

BRAVO GILROY

I don't get why you fags lose your mind over TIE variant #45678643358

NEW THREAD (the one already up)

when the gohr became the gore

It has some good episodes, but I'd never recommend someone slog through all of it.

BBCs

Muhannad Ben Amor

Why are you even here

The problem with the Acolyte is that it isn't something new, it's the prequel to the prequel trilogy, which means it's ALSO about Space Hitler, but specifically about Space Hitler's mentor.
FIND ANOTHER FUCKING PLOTLINE

he looks weirder still in Rogue One

you have to be 18 to post here. everything important was said in ep1-3 of the prequels. the story surrounding anakin did not need anything else.

I've seen enough clips on youtube of TCW. It's a kids show and the writing is at that level, which is saying something in the grand scheme of Star Wars.

I can't believe that people try to make out that terrible nationalising the banks arc is some amazing thing.

That's retarded and so are you

Where do you think you are?

Well they tried to experiment once

Acolyte

This shit was direct continuation of George's arcs of Nightsisters and Ghosts of Mortis

I'd never recommend someone slog through all of it

Agreed, I would only recommend it to the fans of the OT, but the fans of the Empire and Rebels conflict not the lightsaber normies

I'm gonna commit soÿcide if this is a one and done and we get filoninis only from here on

this is andor general not the clone wars general. I like andor, not the clonewars you retard.

I've seen enough clips on youtube

Do you have any idea how dumb that sounds?

televison and film

andor thread

i know where i am. go find your filoni slop thread, if it even exists.

But he is right.

i-i've seen clips on youtube guys!

no just like you have no idea how bad all of mauls lines sound in those scenes. the show is horrible. it looks like shit and thats the end of it. it could have the best writing ever but you couldn't tell because it looks horrible. movies and by extension television are audio visual mediums. if you can't make a single scene worth scene, an "adequate image" like werner herzog says, then you are in no position to be producing a show or movie of any sort.

i would like for them to have Rey turn out to have been possessed by Palpatine and she says "I AM THE SENATE and also a cute girl???"

Its the best Disney starwars but will be forgotten a week after its finished.

Thats how fast things move now. The Acolyte was forgotten, skeleton crew, Daredevil, Book of boba, obiwan

I will not watch the Clone slop.

Half right, if only because I cannot deny that there are plenty of throwaway episodes.

But we'll never forget, because we just can't let Star Wars go. That is our curse, being too passionate.

The only person i knew who watched that show when it was first coming out was some autistic fat retard at school. he had some disgusting skin condition and got mad when you used the word "gay" to describe something in a negative way.

throwaway episodes.

More like seasons

Smartest guy but stuck inside a shitty kids TV series thus making him Jobber Maximus and a piece of Total Wasted Potential. Imagine being Zahn getting roped back in to write Thrawn again but this time his timeliness ends in getting stuck in fucking fanfiction tier Rebels and the Orange twat

kleya seems to be the puppeteer,

Fucking lame. We don't need every woman in a leadership position they can just be dumb grunts like saws crew. Cinta filled that position then they tried to make her some badass combatant of war.

There's definitely some worthwhile scenes in the show if you don't have a huge stick up your ass about animation as a medium.

It objectively looks better than anything that is not 1-6 movies, sorry. Andor has good writing, but it looks nothing like Star Wars, color-wise, lighting-wise, aesthetics-wise. It looks like generic BBC show, with shitty grey color filter on top of it. Every Disney+ live-action show looks like shit. Dull, grey, homogenized slop.

True, there's only a handful of worthwhile episodes in the early seasons before the writers start getting more confident about what they can get away with in a cartoon.

i do have a stick up my ass because cartoons look like shit. they always have and always will. "looking like star wars" is irrelevant now because lucas is so far out of the picture no matter who makes a production its gonna look different. andor has passable cinematography/camera work for a TV show. Rogue One is decent for movie standards in those regards.

I don't get why they don't just copy modern warfare instead ww2.

that scene is cringe and totally unneeded. everything about anakin -> vader is executed perfectly in 1-3.

andor looks nothing like starwars

shilling cartoon abominations

lol, lmao even

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lmao, now I know you're trolling

In his position you stay for the additional day or so and get offplanet with Dedra. Going out into a bloodbath that you know you can't stop or even meaningfully influence is just suicidal, doubly so since he knows the Empire is taking the planet no matter what and he has no other means of escape lined up

Only in the books, everywhere else he gets trivial "victories" that amount to nothingburgers because there are no stakes in Disneywars.

That is entirely correct and objectively true, no matter how much you seethe about it.

True artistry is making something canon that doesn't step on preestablished canon, but exists seamlessly alongside it. Lucas never learned that.

that scene has a real human and a real set. so it qualifies as a real production. you posted a cartoon drawing. maybe you can print it out and post it on your wall next to your shelf of funko pops.

so you watched the prequels and thought "yeah i wanna see some juvenile clone story about anakin being best friends with them and having circle jerks and making PG13 jokes and having funny quirky nicknames for eachother"

I need all the webm's of the droids fucking rag-dolling people

i was wondering if they were gonna actually show some gore, like someones arm getting ripped off or head crushed. that wouldve been new for star wars (aside from uncle ben and aunt may), but then again so was the low test rape attempt.

No one gives a shit about a bunch of niggers larping in the woods with low-effort AK props. It's Star Wars. It's supposed to be grand, operatic, other-wordly, fantastical. Kill yourself, unironically. You know nothing about Star Wars or art in general.

did you want to post another crime against art with your shitty cartoon or are you conceding the point with this screen shot of an actual person who looks like an actual person?

are you going to post another cgi abomination? or are you done with your shitty cartoon?

oh wow those trees actually look like trees hey the entire background looks like a real forest, damn so that isn't some horrific cgi backdrop?

You know nothing about Star Wars

and you do? haha.

or art in general

a cartoon is art. low level art. unserious art. whimsical babyish art. so is spongebob. all those pics of EP2 you posted are not even in competition with your cartoon, because they are real productions. much more CGI than something like rogue one, but still the real, and furthermore, direct creation of Lucas. him being involved with your baby show means nothing because hes an old guy and some dumb fan of his wanted to meet him and work with him so he obliged. clone wars was of filoni's mind, not Lucas. he was probably just happy to have someone so obsessed with furthering his work in such a nerdy way, he made his money, his creation was finished, who cares if some retard comes and writes 200 eps of cartoon fan fiction.

based gilroys, I can't even imagine what that cartoon shit sounded like, and I don't want to.

I'm ISB
No one said you could bring friends

Damn, nigger, you mad. Go on, it's quite amusing.

let me take care of those miss
trust me, I'm a force healer

I already posted them in this thread or the previous one, anon

Would it be extremely painful

I have big guys everywhere

you sounded more mad complaining about niggers in space with AKs beating your 400 ep fanfiction. THX1138 is more star wars than the animated shows because 1. it is real and 2. it is lucas, not filonislop.

So how did the ghorman massacre episode compare to the S1 prison break episode for yall.

tell me more about your cartoon anon? I'm super interested I swear I'm not laughing at you at all

close very close but no dice, that was so perfect I don't think anything will beat it. Kino made it what it was, without him it was merely excellent not pure unadulterated KINO

Are we all able to finally admit that The Battle of the Bastards was total shit?

ohh
I don't know.
I feel like if you include the senate escape, which is part of it, it is better.

But if you're strictly talking scenes that take place on site, then s1 prison is better.

I expected the massacre to be a larger scale than what we got
something something desensitized to shootings
prison escape was better

you are really on the wrong site you faggot, that show was shit from s4, did you get lost and think you were still on leddit?

that list has anime on it so it can be immediately disregarded.

How old am I

You might be playing on hard mode with this one

Oh it was definitely shit since s4 ended

It's just nuts how there's two episodes from that season with 9.9s

12? maybe 15? you stupid child

no it is a cavalcade of shit that entire list screams pop shit no-one actually thinks about just what was being spammed the week w/e xyz shit that episode came out.

everything on that list is flavor of the week trash literally all of it.

it's kino every time

is it based on North Koreas?