UNSCHEDULED OFFBOARD ACTIVATION

UNSCHEDULED OFFBOARD ACTIVATION

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GOOLD?

piece of paper drops out, on it: don't throw your garbage through our gate!

the feels goold are attacking

the feels goold are

when you discover space is mostly brown people

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jack help, the goold turned me into a floating head jack

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She doesn't shower after sex because water rationing.

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Go'old?

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post the parody webm where the chick gets mowed down

I'm pregnant.

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white man shoots interracial whore, gets to make out with blonde bombshell

They wouldn't be able to make this today, even for comedy.

WHAT. FATE. OMOROCA?!

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O'NEILL, HIS FRIES SHORT OF HAPPY MEAL

i like boobs

YOUR GODS ARE FALSE, RISE UP!!!!

here's your complimentary chest of freedom

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50 year-old airforce Colonel returns to high school in a younger body to bang underage cheerleaders

WHO AM IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
WHO AM IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

And how often would Carter be hooking up with Clone O'Niell?

still mad they never finished it

They did. There's a short comic series.

i do not perceive that

tfw too smart for sex

Please, we'll go extinct! Have se-

NO

collapses financially and robs SG-1 of a fitting swansong and SGA and SGU of satisfying conclusions at all

Still mad.
Always mad.

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that shit + star trek getting cucked + then mass effect 3 and its bullshit + star wars being sold ruined all of scifi for me

The best scifi isn't even visual, brainlet.
Pick up a book for once.

you can discuss books on Anon Babble this is Anon Babble you pretentious faggot

Nerd

re-watched again for the 4th time it is unreal how good it was compared to the other 2 shows. I think it was just too much of a change in tone from the other 2 shows so it shocked gate fans. they should have just kept SGA going for another year or 2 to ease people into the darker theme of SGU

I didn't buy a huge ass Anon Babble just so I can go back to reading.

calls others pretentious while whining about pop culture slop ruining all scifi

lol

syfy TV movie was able to borrow a USN nuclear submarine and its entire actual crew for a scene

The US military really liked those guys.

Because Stargate SG1 was soft disclosure.

The first season has a lot of problems that start to get sorted out toward the end when they change head writers. Second season is legitimately good and a third season could have been great.

go read a book faggot

Does this mean that big fat tok'ra tits are actually out there somewhere?

i love that meme and want it to be true

Big fat tok'ra tits never left and she still posts good stuff online.

The first season has a lot of problems

I really don't mind the first half of season 1 it makes sense that they are all pissed and at each others throats considering they don't know if they will live out the week. I did not know though that they switched out writers at the end of the season it makes sense though looking at how the 2nd half of the 1st season played out.

I just Kree 'd my pants.

What I hated about the first half of season 1 was just how melodramatic and soapy it was, especially with all the communication stone rape and shit. It's one thing to have a darker tone with characters fighting and being suspicious of each other, but they took it to the point of the characters just being actively annoying to watch and all the conflicts became way too fucking formulaic.

Goddamn Jesus Tittyfucking Christ

Why does Stargate have such hot women? It's unfair.

awooga!

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Why does Stargate have such hot women? It's unfair.

it was back in the day where we only had two genders and faggots were seen a abnormal / companies didnt just want to lecture their audiences but also make money so this naturally leads to casting good looking or at least talented people

bonus season 1 has 2-3 by modern standards femnazi episodes and amada tapping (carter) herself told the writers to stop this shit

SGU S3 starring Jeffrey Combs

That would be too kino to contemplate

it was back in the day where we only had two genders and faggots were seen a abnormal / companies didnt just want to lecture their audiences but also make money so this naturally leads to casting good looking or at least talented people

Hard to believe that once upon a time it was basically mandatory for TV actresses to do hot Maxim/FHM photoshoots to promote the show they're in.

Now they just post a few instagram selfies and call it a day.

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we need 10x more weinsteins to get western media back to its glory

NOT TODAY ALIEN SCUM

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you mad, dumbdumb