So this is the grounded, human, realistic post apocalyptic show I've heard so much about

So this is the grounded, human, realistic post apocalyptic show I've heard so much about

ellie has a tattoo

playing guitar in the middle of a warzone

pregnancy tests still work 26 years after manufacturing

gas mains haven't been cut off decades ago

Dina looks perfectly made up in every scene

WEED LMAOOOOO

can manage a brewery in a homestead town

two teenage girls can go camping like they're at summer camp and no one hears them shouting in a lit tent

smoke show Latina isn't immediately captured and sold into sex slavery

teenage girls can fend off a horde of zombies but a small heavily armed squadron can't

I'm not asking for The Road levels of apocalypse but come the fuck on I can't take it seriously when life doesn't seem that hard at all for anyone in this world

casually drinks beer watching a baseball game and talking about mental health in a post apocalyptic world

ellie has a tattoo

I can accept mutated fungus zombies, but some teenage girl having a tattoo is just way too unrealistic!

can manage a brewery in a homestead town

This part is especially questionable as it requires keeping around tons and tons of delicious fungus-fueling grains in dark damp barns with no ability to control humidity or detect potential cordyceps infestation.

OK retard let me reiterate

having a tattoo in an apocalypse where resources (such as ink) and tools are extremely limited

How are they limited? Did all the zombies want tattoos too?

smoke show Latina isn't immediately captured and sold into sex slavery

Why do you incels even watch anything? Stick to porn and fuck off

ink is limited in the post apo world

petrol stops being usable after 18 months even in a sealed container.

the reason characters all have mod cons is because the show wants to present a relateable world, not what it would actually be like 26 years after the complete breakdown of supply chains.

unlike Druckmann, Mazin rightly understands that grimdark is fucking boring when you can't break it up with video game shooting. so the tone is less hilariously bleak and Jackson is a literal representation of America.

ink is often not even purchased in liquid form. people get tattoos in prison.

the gas isn't necessarily connected to the mains. it could just be cannisters that only the head of the WLF has free access to. suspend your disbelief.

oscar wilde looking motherfucker is going to be a dad, raising someone else's son
rainbow flags, they were optimistic

what a gay faggot show

not even the uppity nigger will save this monkeypox infestation

This, tattoos aren’t that hard. All you need is some kind of pigment and a sharp object. Pictish tribes in mud huts and loincloths had them 2500 years ago.

actually lol'd

you are absolutely correct, it's not realistic at all, it's bullshit lefitst mental illness

if you want a believable show watch Walking Dead SEASON ONE ONLY

Of all the complaints I've seen about this show, or any post apocalyptic show, this has to be the dumbest.

its like TWD but for city slickers

And you don’t even need ink, you can do that with ash from burnt wood and water.

Don't forget an endless supply of torch batteries

people aren't sick of zombie media yet

How is it that audiences just keep eating shit up nowadays? In the past a genre or subgenre would get popular for a little while, then go away to make room for something else, then it would come back with some new ideas. Now though it's still zombie shit, Fortnite/Minecraft/Call of Duty, capeshit, Star Wars. How is it that today's audiences keep slopping up what audiences of yesterdecades would have ignored?

going to be a dad

this is the straw that broke the camels back.

Ellie, Dina, and Abbie are all so small it's hilarious. I get it's an action show so things are heightened, but there's no way a 5'1" woman is taking down a full grown well-built man in melee conflict.

Cope. Its more likely than you think.

ellie has a tattoo

How is that unrealistic? Ancient cave dwelling tribes had tattoos

go away reddo

Maybe it's a reference to the actress's neanderthal heritage?

realism is when everyone’s ugly, unhappy, and leftist

there's no way a 5'1" woman is taking down a full g

wtf is everyone in this game so small?

Never forget 13-14 year old boys not only beat but dominated the NWSL of USA 5-2

yeah teenage boys make better women than women.