All it took to put the MCU back on track was one dorky white guy

Thunderbolts is basically just the first Suicide Squad film.

one dorky white guy

Kevin knows and he is soon going to adding another one to carry the MCU for the next 10 years.

But actually enjoyable. Notice how the only nonwhite was a very light skinned one in thunderbolts?

But he's a jew?

It's not though. The

loser anti-heroes coming together

trope is extremely old. SKWAD was a bunch of genuine psychos just holding a little bit back. T-Bolts was about genuinely good people who had gotten screwed over by life and trying to overcome that. Totally different dynamics. It's GotG: Super Soldier Edition.

Scemma

No. Jott 4 Ever.
Are the jews in your house anon?

I just finished Endgame. Do I need to watch these chinesy shows and the one with Angelina Jolie?

back on track

isn't the movie doing worse than the previous one which was already the worst performing movie in the franchise?

isn't the movie doing worse than the previous one which was already the worst performing movie in the franchise?

That's due to covid.

From the shows I liked

Loki

WandaVision

Moon Knight

Moon Knight is entirely unconnected, but Isaac's great in it. WandaVision ended up being disappointing, but it's good for Lizzie being cute. Loki and Dr. Strange 2 are basically the only big movies you need to watch for the main narrative. Loki's both a good show and plays a key role in the story. Eternals was the first flop and hated by everyone, but I found it a good enough movie, though I like the Space Opera and Ancient Aliens genre in general. Though to be warned, all the DEI hires are trash and the only character in it with any depth is Ikaris. GotG 3 was a pretty good finale, but unrelated to everything else. NWH was just nostalgiaschlock and barely has a story. Same goes for DP&W, but it's more coherent and I found it better than NWH.
After a myriad flops the fact that it's doing as well as it does is a good sign. Critics and people like it, so it's a step in the right direction.

Looks like another "received well, sold like shit" unless word of mouth somehow carries a bunch of bored people into the theater the next couple weeks. Which it won't.

One fourth of a jew

He needs to bulk up for later movies, he looks like a wimp even compared to superkike

I almost went to see it today, it would've been a discounted 11 am showing, so only 8 bucks or whatever
but then I thought
I'd rather just jerk off and take a shower

The New Avengers. *distant sounds of Sam Wilson autistically screeching in the background*

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All whites, only one octaroon who's basically more white than black at this point

What did Feige mean by this?
This is literally Avengers 2012 type of capekino
Marvel is actually back

DC tries le edgy team of antiheroes not once, but twice

Utter failure each time

Marvel does it one time

It's an huge success

Why does it keep happening?
Why can't get some DC kino for once?

The funny thing is that the 1st suicide squad wasn't a failure but the retards at dc still sperged out and course corrected for whatever reason

The Suicide Squad was considerably better than this.

No it wasn't, that movie is ironically overstuffed with marvel humor while the Thunderbolts somehow barely has that

DC can't catch a fucking hint to save their life
MCU went close to meltdown, released really mediocre shit since 2021, with a few exceptions
They had all the time in the world to take their place but instead they preferred doing jackshit except for struggling for years to release a fucking Flash movie
Gunn is at the helm now but his shit doesn't hype me at all
He should just keep making GOTG movies, that's the only thing he's good at

success?
its trailing behing bnw

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Isn't it bombing harder than the last captain niggmerica?

Then the capeshitters are retarded because this is objectively the best piece of Marvel content since a long long long time (not that this is a high bar at all), the last Marvel shit I had fun watching was Infinity War and this movie released like 7 years ago

>DC tries le edgy team of antiheroes not once, but twice

>Utter failure each time

The first suicide squad made twice as much money as this shit and won an oscar though

most zogged out goyslop consumer award

this is bill pullman's kid btw

Those are cooked numbers, word of mouth is the only metric for success these days, and no one talked about nog America. Apparently Assassin's Creed nigger sold amazingly and hey everyone who made it just got laid off

I don't believe in shills but that reads like the kind of cope a pajeet working for disney would made up on the fly

Why are the nepobabies the best actors of the crew?

they weren't cast based on how many dicks they've sucked

Sebastian Stan mogs both you faggots

mogs me in terms of number of dicks sucked? sure

Why couldn't they just make Sentry's hair going blonde one of his superpowers? Besides the obvious implication and comparison, it'd be cool. Having him dye his hair was a lame copout.

this is projection btw

Because the script was originally written for Steven Yeun, an asian man with black hair.

Lewis Pullman just worked it better.

Steven Yeun was cast as Sentry

the part was expressly written for him

I wish Kevin Feige would croak already. Piece of shit.

Wasn't Feige actually.
The director, Jake Schreier, just really likes working with Steven Yeun and wanted him as Sentry.

why children raise to be actors are sometimes better than literal whos that got molested their way up

dunno, probably some jewish thing they do.

You have me convinced anon. Will go see it tomorrow so.

Don't care. If he allowed it, he's responsible.

Rape

It's kinda fucked how she hasn't appeared in anything, and now will either lose her powers or get retconned to bring in a LewisPullman-ized Sentry.

enjoyable

Kek

That dude is Kurt Russel’s son?

Will they now learn their lesson?

Nope. and Anon Babble worships anti-white films
Let Hollywood burn

And tease the ship of him and Yelena.

They have great chemistry. Probably setting up Sentry somehow being defeated by Doom and Yelena being torn up over it.

give incel a white woman

stops being evil

is it really that easy?

white woman

father figure

asshole male friend and quiet male friend

singular female friend

free house for everyone

Honestly Bob won so hard it's unreal.

no he didn't. he could've had olga kyrylenko to complete his waifu trifecta.

have all of these but a gf

I am one step away from being Bob

kid gets into the same job as their parent

Happens literally everywhere.

It's only a problem in places like politics and public service. Which ironically seem to be the places where it's most casually accepted.

He looks soooo much better with brown hair. I hope he doesn't change it in the future.

Is it bad that does look like she’s giving him “fuck me” eyes to me?

It's kinda fucked how she hasn't appeared in anything, and now will either lose her powers or get retconned

No. Everything you described is a good thing.

nah just don't sweep it back, go for the long haired look instead.

It's a very simple way of showing Bob what a piece of shit Val is.

Then that would just him a Super Saiyan.

Jews are just elite/superior/positive adjective of your choice whites

on track

set to earn less than eternals and even blacktain america 4

ya...

Yeah me too.

Can some comicfag explain this guy to me, he is like Superman but without the kryptonite weakness? How do you even beat him?

Neah they're not repeating the Hulk shit who they nerfed into oblivion. The serum probably cotains shit from the dead celestial and they're probably gonna do shit with that.

Having their best new character job to something already established like Doom doesn't make sense.

Everybody knows about DOOM, nobody gave a shit about Sentry.

He's all over the place. In theory Hulk + some other guy can beat him.

Isn't that the question of the day?

He's like Superman and Dark Phoenix put together, he can do whatever he believes he can but he's a schizo and can't control his dark side or stop it from doing whatever it wants.

He is a schizo. He beats himself. His powers don't last for that long.

How do you even beat him?

Outside of magic or cosmic god tier power, you don't
But also

Back on track

The movie sucks and isn't doing that great. Marvel is shit now.

He's Bipolar/Schizo Superman and in the few comics of his I read that I liked (which was basically only his introduction) he's his own worst enemy because for every good thing he does Void (his sad face half) will do something bad in equal measure. So save a person/kill a person. Pick up litter/litter. Beating him with a group hug despite being some anime silly shit actually makes sense. At least for this team