Post only the dumbest moments in CINEMA
Post only the dumbest moments in CINEMA
Something about a dagger feels quintessentially un-Star Warsey
You should be more inclusive toward dagroes.
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Dagger is our word. But you can say dagga.
Sorry I can't help with your case, but (entirely unprompted) Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Debra Morgan the Vegetable?
I thought not. It's not a story the police in rural New York would know about.
This random woman you've never heard of had a brother, and her brother had a son named Harrison, and it's somehow important that I recall and tell you Harrison's name in this moment.
And she was a good friend.
SHE WAS 17!! DONT YOU UNDERSTAND??! A 17 YEAR OLD WOMAN IS BASICALLY A RETARD WHO CANT COMPREHEND ANYTHING AND SHOULD NEVER EVER HAVE SEX EVER YOU SICK FUCK!!!!!!
As much as they did Luke dirty in TLJ, TRoS was a far worse movie
pic related, which relies on Death Star ruins being in place
Death Star ruins
the Emperor is back
Chewie's not dead, there was another transporter!
there's another massive fleet and army hidden on a secret planet which Palpatine decided not to use before
Knights of Ren with barely any screentime
horse riding on a star destroyer
Rey is Palpatine's clone son
Rey Palpatine-Skywalker
Lando being so suave he organizes a massive fleet in minutes
And the one that never gets mentioned
the Emperor shooting lightning at Resistance ships
Did you just use the hard R Sigger?
Where's the birth scene in Apocalypto?
>pic related, which relies on Death Star ruins being in place
And Rey standing in EXACTLY the right spot for the silouhette to match up. Had she been on another island or continent on the other side, or just a few miles down the coast, this wouldn't have work.
I still can't wrap my head around no one in that writers' room thinking it was absolutely retarded.
holding spooky dagger
also holding Youngling Slayer 9000 in other hand
"this dagger has done horrible things"
mfw they used Duel of Fates for one of the trailers
it's not the dagger that bothers you it's the retarded, pointless, convoluted way it was used
had she just touched the dagger and felt some sort of force echo that led her on a quick 5 minute montage through a couple different planet/environments in search of the original source and then showed up there, took out the dagger, had one final "flashback" of the deathstar crashing down in a cool big CGI premonition, THEN it would have been a cool esoteric artifact that fit the universe
Just put all of Star Wars. There is so many goofy shit in all the movies. The Super Star Destroyer for example just goes down easily. Empire tech is a joke. That’s all it took. Pathetic.
Sure thing, Midwit Critslopper
The Death Star was disintegrated, it's reactor core blew up?
No, it's the dagger. Its existence is insane. The Death Star only blew up 30 years ago, so the dagger is AT MOST 29 years old, it can't be some ancient artefact that's done "terrible things". But more than that, its place in the story is retarded. It's supposed to show the secret way to Sheev's super secret stash of Sith stuff and it only points to the wreckage of his throne room on the Death Star, which a) should have been searched immediately after the battle of Endor, and b) would be the first fucking place you'd look anyway.
It's like going all the way to a Bangkok slum to find a map to Bill Clinton's secret sex dungeon, only to find a note that says "it's in the white house".
No shit, where the hell else would it be?
Hmm good questions, but those are stories for another time
Obviously the dagger is an ancient portent of what would happen to the Death Star.
Lando being so suave he organizes a massive fleet in minutes
This one’s not a problem
is he holding a bottle or a can
Something about a dagger feels quintessentially un-Star Warsey
Whoops just noticed my typo, I meant "nigger" not "dagger". That Finn guy just doesn't fit in the Star Wars world.
I still think TLJ is worse if only because of the presentation. TRoS is so retarded it's hard to even seriously critique it. It feels like J.J. genuinely just gave up and phoned in a lazy Micheal Bay-tier slop with the help of the committee so that they could just get the trilogy over with. But TLJ manages to be almost as stupid with a unparalleled level of pretentiousness to it. It works so hard to deconstruct and subvert not only the franchise itself, but the basic foundations of storytelling, while being completely incapable of telling a cohesive narrative itself.
Finn is a good character outside of his incoherent backstory (brainwashed child soldier immediately becomes reluctant buffoonish adventurer, also he was a janitor???).
How does one of the most successful companies of all time completely fuck up the most successful franchise of all time?
It really does boggle the mind.
It's like going all the way to a Bangkok slum to find a map to Bill Clinton's secret sex dungeon, only to find a note that says "it's in the white house".
Lol, well put
"Finn is a good character if you ignore everything about him"
way to argue against your cause
Something about a nigger also feels quintessentially un-Star Warsey
Bustiin makes meeee feeel gooooood!
we'll just bring this dead guy along and pump some of Dr. Pavel's blood into his body, so when the CIA finds him they think it's Dr. Pavel who died, because that's how blood works.
His stormtrooper backstory is the only thing that's good about him. Completely wasted potential made even worse with their insistence on the janitor gag. It's only incoherent because the movies themselves are incoherent. Having a brainwashed child soldier become a reluctant adventurer is a great character arc if you choose to actually write and depict it.
I wonder if any of the actors or anyone on set questioned the idiocy of this plot point?
Maybe they just said fuck it because paycheck time.
Maybe they just said fuck it because paycheck time.
you can actually watch it happen on screen
this scene is actually kino in retrospect, you can see the disdain for the entire star wars project from Poes face, he absolutely wanted to die like originally planned
Let's send Agent Zero, whose abilities revolve around accuracy and proficiency with guns, to go and kill Logan
Only AFTER Agent Zero has failed and been killed will I remember that Logan can only be stopped or killed by adamantium bullets which my assassin could have been armed with before
TRoS is awful, but how could anyone follow up TLJ and make it good? Crap movie and the big bad is dead, Luke is dead, Rey didn't grow at all, the Resistance is reduced to whoever could fit into the Millennium Falcon, and Carrie Fischer died before filming. It was going to be a disaster no matter who wrote or directed it, so I hate TLJ more. The only halfway decent character was Kylo, but he wasn't going to save the series.
My least favorite is still TFA though. Another Death Star, really? They fumbled it all before they even got started.
I never liked any of the movies after 3 but this moment in 6th made me immediately turn the vhs player off and return it.
is he holding a bottle or a can
It's a canottle. It's a black male thing.
TLJ killed movies for me in general, call me a chud, call me a schizo, the jews will never get another dollar from me in the kinoplex, only piracy
Cans used to look a bit different and had pop tops that you would drop on the ground. Then someone else would step on them and fuck up their shoes.
Entire sequel trilogy was a disaster from day 1. As a Trekkie I knew exactly what it would be when I saw JJ's name attached, and TFA was just basically Star Trek Into Darkness 2.
George never should have sold off the franchise, but work with Filoni to do the sequal trilogy they had planned going adventuring for old Jedi/Sith ruins.
Like honestly, why in fuck did they need to "soft reboot" star wars anyway? Noone on earth hasn't seen the fuckign first 3 films. Nobody needs an introduction to what a death star is and shit like that.
kek
Rey is a bigger nigger than Finn
Homeless squater
Innate talent for violence
Incapable of critical thinking
Lives in a ghetto, in the desert no less
Steals to make a living; will even steal your name
Constantly complaining about everyone and everything
Never has to make any decisions; everything is handed to her by circumst- I mean, the will of the Force
Fucks white incel twinks
hey dude remember 20 years ago we couldn't crack that giant conspiracy theory case? remember that gardener we talked to? maybe he was the green eared monster that chased that little girl through the woods? well... because um gardeners can sometimes wear ear protection that is green. why did i just think of it 20 years later? idk
A lightsaber dagger makes more sense because why would you use normal knives when that other technology exists?
The dagger is symbolic of how un-Star Wars the entire plot is.
I get the whole pulpy adventure thing with the dagger but it's not like they're entering some actual ancient mysterious Sith temple it's literally just the Death Star which is only twenty years old at that point so the whole adventurous theme feels very forced
It’s symbolic alright
That would make sense and tie in with the other movies where Rey kept getting visions.
It's what that Jewish slut deserves.
Daisy Ridley is a jew broad? Or do you mean Rey Skywalker is a jew broad?
I think the whole idea is that whoever made the dagger knew exactly where and when Rey would stand because they were all-powerful seers from ancient times. The scene is there to show how powerful is the stuff the protagonists are messing with.
I don't think it's that dumb, compared to a lot of other stuff that also happens in that stupid movie.
It's a very common trope in fantasy genre involving prophecies and seers, I don't know why you people had such a big problem with this.
Respectfully, you can’t hate on the ridiculousness of nightmare on elm street movies. Shits fun
maybe he just didnt like asians
It was green paint you moron
Lmao, it's for the Space Leia one,
Pure kino
Cause they had no plan. Rian said that once he came on board he had free reign to do whatever he wanted, there was no story outline, no idea what the ST was supposed to be about.
Now a hack like JJ does it as well without any tard wrangler and you get shit like TRoS.