Imagine if Jonah was a woman. She'd have ratted Peter out in a second

this made me laugh out loud

I kinda like this green goblin guy the more I learn about him..

His evil plan was basically just "fly around and be insane"

I hope runs for office.

How can you possibly be so sure?

Literally less evil than the green meanie

literally who

is this pleb central?

now that you arrived it is

don't knock it till you've tried it

basado

desu I'd do it too if I had the means

For the vast majority of women, survival is the priority. That's why they live longer, tend to be submissive and elusive, and don't care about abstractions such as honor and principles.

<and don't care about abstractions such as honor and principles.
we live in a society where honor is a distant notion...

I mistyped my quote arrow, fug

Tits or GTFO, namefag.

namefag

name is blank

the salt of the earth is not the same anymore...

....

YER GF IS FOND OF ME LOBSTER AIN'T SHE

That escalated quickly

tfw no mermaid kirsten gf

a man can dream

POV: MJ is about to feed you blini

Shit, forgot pic

eating food a snaggletooth ginger gives you

sounds about right

Same retards who whine about MJ saving Peter from fridge... are saying that woman would betray Peter?

what is this hellish CGI?

cool it with the bigoted remarks, it's 2025 and comp*ters are people too

bad video game

youtu.be/t_6yOj2-y5A?si=Dw5mCWL0xenz2t1q&t=98

that's a relief, it was making me yearn for the butlerians

MJ cucked Peter at least 10 times through the trilogy.
Norman was the only one sane enough to see her true face. A whore.

I'm somewhat of a rational thinker myself

He was only pretending to be retarded

MJ cucked Peter at least 10 times through the trilogy.

I must have suppressed the memory

cheesy

At the time, Marvel had terrible romances. The love triangle between Howlett/Logan, Grey, and Summers is still disgustingly annoying. That being said, David Koepp is a fine writer, but his version of MJ is a terrible character.

Peter Simp deserves it
Imagine discarding this over that MJ

Wow you mustve known a lot of women to have gathered such insight

hnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggg

Retard, ale life expectancy is generally shorter because of factors like alcoholism and smoking. You're not storming Omaha Beach, you aren't a knight.

Among Mormons, male and female life expectancy is roughly the same because they follow similar, healthy lifestyles

I want low stakes villains like this again

posting photoshop of already heavenly woman

I'm torn between her and Hendricks. Imagine being a filthy rich mudslime and being able to marry both.

such a beautiful woman!

imagine not being a Mormon

Made for Miles Morales

I don't think I understand this site

Join me Peter and together we can accomplish anything

Sounds good. What do you want to do first?

...

damn, I forgot about that cheat code
based Utah

See that building over there? Let's set in fire then wait inside pretending to be old grannies

LYNCHED

I'd vote for him

I'd have a beer with him

sneed

I feed and seed MJ while you watch, peter

after I'm done fucking and sucking her, cuck

you can't even shoot blanks, when you cum spider webs come from your wrists

Season one was good. It went to being trash s2 onwards

surely you jest

It went to being dishonest slop s2 onwards

ftfy

Are you out? Or are you in?

It's you who's in, Gobby... in-sane!

You just don't get writing like that these days.

you didn't already, chicken jockey?

I'd suck his cock

I respect your commitment

I dont know if you'd consider even s1 to be good or naah, and it has been a decade since I saw it... But yes, s1 was at least watchable, which is a huge thing for me these days.
S1 might not have been an emmy nominee but I think I liked s1 enough to put it on my watchlist
S2 quickly made me realize my mistake as it is indeed trash tier like suggests

is someone testing a bot/AI thing with this secure tripcode bollocks?