He's your Superman, marvelbro
He's your Superman, marvelbro
Capeshit fighting all rooks same. I'm so tired of it. The wires, the jumping around, the Power Ranger like theatrics. This is stuff for children not grown adults.
They say Westerns were the capeshit of their era, and there's good evidence for thinking that. But I'd rather watch the most boring middle of road, white hat black hat, cowboy garbage than waste a second on Marvel slop.
Go to bed Martin
Capeshit fighting all rooks same.
no other capeshit fighting looks like this
Even the worst westerns still usually have strong messages about self reliance and being a man and doing the right thing.
Marvel movies are just propaganda shit.
wow this nigga is patient as fuck I think I'd just start ripping their intestines out after thirty seconds of this bullshit. This is like a bunch of asylum patients trying to fight the hospital wall
rook whitu piggu it rook da same!
Go to bed chang
fpbp
Even the worst westerns still usually have strong messages about self reliance and being a man and doing the right thing.
That was literally the message of this movie
the white man when the little niggerinos are incited by the jews
punches the guy so hard he goes from 0mph to 100mph in the blink of an eye
all this energy concentrated into a fist
just one of many reasons why this shit is so gay. there's a scene in one of the captain america movies, where he kicks some military goon and the guy goes flying at that speed right into a wall, and as he falls to the ground you're like "yeah, that guy's dead". but in this scene, the dude just gets back up. there's no weight or sense of realism to any of this. just as bizarrely, the guy is clearly showing off how effortlessly he can trounce them without making any big movies... except when he for no reason makes huge moves like jumping into the ceiling with one of them, contradicting the narrative of the scene.
whoever directs this shit is so awful, man. even the boys had better capeshit action than this
They say a hero CAN'T save us?
he's not trying to kill them or even harm them all that much, if he did, they'd be dead in 2 seconds
Next you'll tell me that giant buff green rage monsters that can lift tanks over their heads aren't real.
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
capeshit is best when it's trying to choreograph stupid shit like a dude with metal arms or laser eyes, once the power levels get high it's gay
it's fun, but not as easy to pull off as grounded choreography
but in this scene, the dude just gets back up
"the dude" in this scene is a Super Soldier, like Captain America. Do you think Captain America should or would die by getting thrown into a wall?
cap would still die from a point blank shotgun to the chest if we're being frank right now
and that fist is packing a lot more punch that a shotty
throws Strangers Things Cop out the window
could just let him drop and fall to his death
brings him back inside for some reason
also doesn't just force push everyone else out the window dropping them to their death
This is why Marvelslop is so fucking ass. This guy is shown to be so powerful, there's no reason he shouldn't just immediately kill them all in 5 seconds.
He doesn't want to kill them, he wants to scare them with how powerful and untouchable he is. When Valentina outright orders him to kill them, he tells her to fuck off - Why would a god go out of his way to kill ants?
goofy ahh lookin' ahh villain
They’re totally setting him up to be killed by Doom.
I’m 25 and could barely get through the movie, felt like a complete waste of time I don’t know how anyone genuinely enjoys this shit.
Why would a guy go out of his way to kill people actively trying to stop him?
Why would a God slap a mosquito sucking blood on his arm?
Why would a God slap a sweat bee after it stings him?
Why would a God kill a horsefly with a fly swatter?
Retard. We all know why he doesn't kill them. Because if he did, the movie would be over. But the writers are too shit to even give a reason as to why he doesn't. This is why Superman movie also tend to fail. Superman is too powerful. The stakes never feel real.
Retard. We all know why he doesn't kill them. Because if he did, the movie would be over.
You're the retard if you think this doesn't cover literally every movie ever. How many chances do villains have to kill Batman in super serious grimdark DC movies that they never take for no reason? How many villains leave beaten heroes to "wallow in their failure" or whatever instead of just shooting them in the head? Austin Powers was making fun of this shit thirty years go.
Try watching it with your girlfriend gripping your hand tightly through all the emotional scenes.
Isnt Sentry a bit of a self hating cuck who actively isolates himself from the world? Why are these no-powers having fags trying to go after him?
wtf is thunderbolts?
He's working for the bad guy, so they're trying to get through him to get to her.
Is this from the new Captain America movie? Or is it the Eternals or some shit? Marvels.
:'''''''''''''''''''''''( sToP cRiTiCiZiNg My CaPe SlOp
Capeshit fighting all rooks same.
Very intelligent comeback, yes.
Why does Sentry look so scrawny and dweeby
Imagine defending this shit
how it feels to be a white man in 2025 desu
Power Ranger like theatrics
He was on meth!
The guy who plays Sentry is jewish
Yes. Captain America is an ideal human, but he is still just human. Taking a hit that leaves a crater in a concrete wall should destroy his entire rib cage.
Pretty sure he shouldn't have survived Infinity War/Endgame, then.
Is US Agent's shield made of vibranium? Is Bucky's arm?
You're not wrong. The comic book physics were in full effect by then.
Bucky's arm is. I forget if Walker's shield is or not.
capeslop
grow up
His shield is really strong but not vibranium or anything even close. That's why it's all scratched up, regular weapons damaged it heavily during the Falcon and Winter Soldier show. It's a bit of a plot hole for it to suddenly be able to tank several rounds of heavy artillery in this movie but who cares? He'll get a new shiny one in his next appearance just like Bucky got a new arm after the Guardians stole it during their Christmas special.
recovering meth addict
Projection as you're posting in a thread about capshit showing that it is of interest to you otherwise you wouldn't be posting here!!!FACT!!!