No job, no facebook profile, no twitter, no linkedin, no tinder...boss this guys a ghost

i mean all things considered thats a pretty good homemade "doll" if you're into fucking a female version of bucket head

I opened this photo confused thinking he was some sort of sleeping chimp or costume and my gf had to tell me the story

I like the smaller sized children's dolls at the very top of the image long since lovingly placed into storage, replaced by version 2.0

i'm 36 years old and have never had a facebook or twitter or instagram or really any social media at all, ever.
I had a myspace when I was a teenager though, I wonder if it's still out there I probably hadn't used it since 2007.

Kino way to die. Fuck being surrounded by family and friends in a hospital. I’m dying in agony, barely aware of my surroundings in a stupor posted up in my neet cave. Dipping in and out of consciousness only to be flooded with regret and panic. Rip to the king who died with his big titty waifu.

What about that wire tap, who's he been in contact with?

we got nothing sir

he must have caught on. find his new burner asap.

Fuck being surrounded by family and friends in a hospital. I’m dying in agony, barely aware of my surroundings in a stupor posted up in my neet cave. Dipping in and out of consciousness only to be flooded with regret and panic.

based DT's anon

Not-oddly enough I befriended the only other person I went to school with who also never had social media, I thought he was more popular than me but we were about the same I guess. Same values and attitudes. Not-weird how that works. Naturally though we’ve become only-talk-once-every-other-month-or-so friends. Many such cases.

This image made me burst out laughing and then I started randomly crying thinking of how many people are doomed to die completely alone, no one left to care enough about them and only found weeks later once a landlord notices rent is due or a mailman sees a completely full box. Christ. Not even a single friend wondering where he was or why he hadn’t called.

Insanely Based Zevonposter

This is pretty common anon. As the nuclear family breaks down along with birthrate and high trust society the best most of us will get is some Indian bobbling her head and posting on tik tok about “street food misconceptions” as we fade away in agony.

had a great date with a girl

she is asking if I have instagram

Fuck me, it's over isn't it.

Tell her you got rid of your social media in an attempt to >detoxify your life

She's conservative and is all in on the Epstein stuff. I may be able to get by on some mumbo jumbo about not wanting corpos to have unfettered acces to my personal data and profiting off it by selling my activity to marketers and advertisers

That's a corpse, isn't it?

The Price is Right 1983-1996

If she's truly conservative whether you have social media or not shouldn't be a factor for her. That is unless she's a "conservative" because it's the "in" thing at the moment.

No, he's just sleeping

QRD?

When I have nothing left to lose I'm going to parachute into an active volcano while live streaming!!!FACT!!!

bobbling her head and posting on tik tok

At the age I require hospice a BJ, even from a distracted Indian nurse, is still a BJ. Unless it's from a dude nurse, that's gay

Based and amen.

Just being honest and telling youre not interested in social apps is not an option for you guys? Fucking spineless

Old man dies of natural causes next to his homemade sex doll. No one finds him for months because he has no family. Is only found because neighbors were complaining about the smell from his apartment.

It is the only option, but you have to understand that women see this as a red flag (what's he hiding? did he rape someone in the past? why doesn't he have it? does he have no friends or people who care or are interested in what he does? is his life so boring that he has nothing to post on social media?) It has a high probability of turning women off, especially in early stages of dating.

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nytimes.com/2015/10/18/nyregion/dying-alone-in-new-york-city.html

Here's a lengthy article about a guy who died in New York, 72 years old, 350 pounds, apartment packed to the rafters with random objects, discovered after a week only because he was illegally parked

Fun details if you don't want to read the whole thing

a veteran and a retired mover, he left a savings account of $264,000 split four ways - to three friends he hadn't talked to in years, two of whom had died before he did, and to a woman he was engaged to briefly 47 years prior, apparently the only woman he was ever involved with

he had numerous friends and his neighbors knew him as a very nice and friendly guy, but the last ten years of his life he started systematically shutting everyone out; the surviving friend who inherited his money mentions how he used to call him twice in a row to get him to answer, then that trick stopped working

his car was auctioned for $9,500, his silver watch for $3, everything else was thrown in a dumpster, although the Mexicans that cleaned out the apartment kept certain items like a pair of boots, a TV and a working carbon monoxide detector

he didn't own a computer and had numerous country music cassette tapes + VHS tapes of boomer fare like Top Gun and Braveheart

pwpvv

No family at all? What did he cut communication with his own senpai?

I plan to die with my robot wife (possibly being murdered by her)

Poor guy was born/died too early

already had date

so she's already got your phone number, why the fuck does she want your IG?
most women want your IG before that cause they don't want to give you their number right away in case they want to just ghost you for whatever reason
anyways just tell the truth, that you never had one, if you come up with whatever moralist excuse about corporations and privacy she'll just think of you as pretentious at best or as serial killer red flag at worst, after that just ask her what she thinks about socials and let her drone on

How long would it take for you to be discovered if you died tonight in your sleep?

For me id guess at least a week maybe a week and a half. It would have to be my work contacting my family after I missed work without contact. Not sure how quickly they would escalated to searching for me.

I just want to read happy things and see funny images these days

I am probably gonna die like this.
If I quit my job and died today literally no one would notice I have been dead. I have 0 friends and family. My only "friends' are you faggots.

amazing clip

Context? Story?

Depends. Right now I have a job and whenever I am out for a day i get like 2 coworkers asking if I am okay/sick. I thnk after a week i think they would assume something went bad and would call the emergency number I have which is my mom. If she passes away there is no one to call. So maybe somoeone would go to the address listed on my job which is also my mom's house (i dont live there).

Idk if they would call the police or not. THe police would be able to trace my current living address with my car's insurance.

So probably a month max.

IF i was retired, no one would know until a smell came.

My only "friends' are you faggots.

That's better than most desu. Many lost souls get sucked up by retarded new age cults, or shit like LGBT/BLM faggotry.
At least here you have some modicum of culture to fall back on

old russian guy died of natural causes and no one found him for months.

So you don’t know…