Yelena - white

Yelena - white

Red Guardian - white

US Agent - white

Taskmaster - white

Ghost - half black

Bob - white

Bucky - white

How is this allowed?

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theyre gonna job hard in doomsday

wheaties

Call a spook a spook

Is this actually good or it just seems better after the load of shit that was released the past few years?

It's not. It's 6.5 /10

Everyone is just saying "hey it's not a complete reshot messy like captain america let's give it an OK grade"

It's like the 3rd movie in a row where the villain gets talked down with power of friendship

They are a team of former villains of course they would be a all white people team.

oh yea they should've changed the actors suddenly. but then you'd complain why there's black actors in the movie.

3.5/5
it's good

God, imagine if they kept Steven Yeun. What a miscast.

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Because they're villains

I went in with tempered expectations, but it's actually solidly entertaining, never drags, good action without the usual shortcuts, the actors are all clearly into it, avoids the usual superhero movie cliches like the Giant Explosion.

Alexei was never a villain, he was a Soviet patriot and is the soul of the Thunderbolts/Avengerz.

former virgin turned survivor but introverted in TWD

a fucking serial killer of women in Burning

Mark in Invincible but that's a voice role

I haven't seen enough of Yuen to know if he can do outgoing genuinely charismatic and extroverted characters in live action. That's not to say I had those expectations for Sentry, I'm only curious if Yuen can pull off such roles. IRL he is pretty deadpan also (which is also funny when I remember his skits with Conan)

Black villains in MCU recently:

The Marvels / Dar-Benn

Loki S02 / Kang

Quantumania / Kang

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 / The High Evolutionary

Secret Invasion / Gravik

Ant-Man and the Wasp / Ghost & Bil Foster

Black Panther / Killmonger

Brown villains:

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever / Namor

serial killer of women in Burning

That was in protag's incel schitzo head

Looks like a CW low budget live action movie

None of these actors look like a comic book super hero and this movie don't have any beefcake and cheesecake this formula, don't work

Wondering about this myself. Falcon being butthurt indicates they'll get fucked over and he'll come in with his "real" avengers to save the day. There was a poster claiming to be a leaker saying everyone but Bucky gets killed, and that Walker is screwed over particularly badly. I would not be surprised if they do that as a "fuck you" to his fans, like in Joker 2.
"Good" meaning better than anything post-Endgame, yeah. Possible exception for the Spiderman one with Defoe and Maguire. Feels similar to Guardians 1.
Eh none are really villains. Bucky was mind-raped for decades, and John Walker did nothing wrong, despite the dogshit writers of the Falcon/Bucky show trying to make him look bad.

No it's shit. Has all the same issues as every other capeslop wokefest does now, including girlbosses and John Walker being the butt of almost every joke. The only redeeming quality about it is Bob but even then he gets beat at the end literally by a cartoonishly stupid power of friendship move. It's trash.

None of them are even villains outside of ig Ghost who's a half brown mutt and Transmaster who was a shitty tokenized version of a badass White character in the comics. John Walker never even did anything bad and everyone else here was brainwashed by actual villains into doing their bidding.

It basically is. The cgi still looks horrendous. Reminded me of the goofy cartoon shit from Bored Again.

None of these actors look like a comic book super hero

They aren't superheroes, they are a bunch of Assassins and ex-Assassins, only Walker and Alexei have been anything close to a superhero briefly.
The Guardians of the Galaxy were nothing like superheroes either.

This movie works better than it should. Every character is elevated from the material they were introduced in, the pacing is excellent, the fights are good, devoid of quick-cuttery and shakey, everyone is really putting effort into their roles and the plot is solid.

It's just a consistent thing in the MSheU where they intentionally go out of their way to make the characters look as inaccurate as possible. They did the same thing with Bullseye in Bored Again which annoyed everyone.

The movie is dogshit. It's full of glaring plot holes, an ensemble that doesn't really learn or develop significantly by the end of the film, a phoned in performance from the main lead, shitty ps1 looking fight sequences, and the "antagonist" isn't even that strong of a lead in the sense that he's not really a clear cut obstacle for the protagonists to overcome to further their development, but just a sad white boy that they lazily come to relate to in order to save the day. Feels really cheap and half-assed since there would've been no other way for them to stop him. The only other major antagonist is some boringly unfunny politician chick who's so forgettable that nobody's even discussing her.

So yeah......it's the worst Marvel product since......well, the last Marvel product. And sadly the producers and writers who churned out this stinky piece of corporate slop will learn nothing from it because too many sandniggers and basedfaggots keep patting them on the back for making a 2/10 filler episode at best.

oof
Forgot about this retarded site's autocorrect cringe
Meant to say basedfaggots.

Retard

You have to go back, there is no other option.

Ghost is the only character that's a major divergence from the comics.
And there are plenty of comic book heroes/villains that are 2nd, 3rd and even 4th iterations of the original concept. Look at all the Thors for example.

I won't watch your movie, rabbi.

It's nice that with all the various threads, you chose this one to defecate in.

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Does it matter? Just pirate it and watch it while hearing a podcast.

Capeshit is reaching new lows, anon. Let it go.

Capeshit is literally made for sandnigger autists with the lowest common IQ scores possible. Or basedfaggot cucks like you 3. Do the world a favor and grow a pair, each of you.

The Thor movies are shit tho.

You mean

Yelena - Russian

Red Guardian - Russian

US Agent - Russian agent

Taskmaster - Russian

Ghost - probably Russian

Bob - ayy lmao

Bucky - Brainwashed by Russians

and all the women dress like men in baggy costumes with zero sex appeal and florence pugh has the worst haircut in the entire mcu, they can't be attractive lol

Meanwhile in the real Marvel-based era
This movie is based on Dark Avengers BTW

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Yelena - Nigger

Red Guardian - Nigger

US Agent - Nigger

Taskmaster - Nigger

Ghost - Nigger

Bob - faggot

Bucky - Nigger

Fixed it for you. Don't forget, all disney flicks are kike productions.

The dogshit film couldn't even get the team right. What a sad waste of time, money, and effort. Oh wait there's never any genuine effort put into these glorified cosplay displays, I forgot.

It's a movie about crippling mental illness, purposelessness, loneliness and endless black pills. And all the important characters are whiter than you are.
It's basically made for you, you sure?

Anon, those are the Dark Avengers....
These guys are not the Dark Avengers.

it's a capeshit slogfest that continues to push annoying girlbosses and make fun of all the neglected male characters who used to actually be written well like Bucky and Walker, it's basically tailor made fo-ACK

yeah tailor made for shitskins and cucked white boys who want to bank on the nostalgia of their dead franchise, I know.

The whole movie is Bucky and Alexei bailing everyone out and saving the day.
Look, it's ok that you've given up on the cape genre; it's fine. You don't have to be upset about them in every thread. You can move on.

No one cares about who's who in the interchangeable freedom fighters of israel in your children's books

Man, you are not caring REALLY HARD, I gotta say.

Meanwhile John Walker who did nothing wrong continues to be the butt of every joke. It's sad how many lows the white boys on this site will stoop to in order to relive the past, when the jews who make this junk hate you and are actively wiping you from existence.

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the check cleared, huh?

It's sad you care so much about goy garbage that's literally tailor made for jeets and niggers. RIP the white race.

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Yeun is cool. One of the good ones. He wouldnt be my first pick but he is the better korean manlet, would've been a far better Spike than John Cho

Wow so this movie could've been even shittier. They could've just got the literally me guy to be Sentry but ig he was too expensive.