I just want to see marines blast xenos
You can call me a low IQ plebian all you want
We've done it your way for DECADES NOW. DECADES without giving the people what they want. We've inhaled enough of your fucking pretentious farts over and over. It was a total disaster, every time. Just give me some fucking marines blasting aliens.
Aliens
I just want to see marines blast xenos
Best we can do is portraying the slavering alien monsters as black refugees.
I want xenomorph cults.
I want xenos in ancient earth
for me it's the first one because i have some kind of autistic fixation with the set design. don't care about the plot or characters or the monster. just want to wander around that crispy 70s set and caress a few terminals. Alien 2 should have been about a factory manufacturing the walls and equipment used in the first Alien, sort of a prequel establishing how the Nostrodamus came to be.
Second one's set design is very flawed with the hive looking cheap as shit.
It looks good. Your sisters cunt is cheap as shit though.
This but I also want the dumbest Predator possible, even dumber than the one in Prey to be hunting them.
Like, he's so bad he kills none of them and each time he barely escapes with his life.
By the end of the movie he even damages his self-destruct bomb so he can't kill himself for his failure.
Total Humiliation Ritual by the Human Semper Fi Mother Fuckers.
It ruined the lore by making aliens killable via bullets.
I'd be happy with anything remotely decent. I don't care if it's action shlock or whatever else. But all they ever make is just shit regardless of what they are aiming at.
2 edgy 4 me
Agreed
Imagine how kino it would be if the marines shot at it and the bullets just disappeared into non-existence and then the aliens raped them all and turned them into fish creatures and reality warped existance into a big hive
truly lovecraftian cosmic horror
Just watch starship troopers
The name of the ship is Nostromo you filthy casual
I love Alien 3 and no one can stop me.
I don't agree but I do agree that if they do this again, they should make them highly resistent to bullets, in that the threat of acid versus doing to very little to actually stop the thing should be high
But I don't have a problem with mowing them down like many people do. It doesn't remove their threat factor for us to have a chance. I want us to have something of a chance otherwise it doesn't feel like there's stakes. You just always lose until the plot decides you don't. Meh.
Naw dog if I blast an ayy with 50 pulse rifle rounds, that things limbs are getting blown off.
Seen the legacy cut? I think it's the definitive version
Oh I do
i was hoping theyd do aliens earth where the marines have to defend entire continents from hordes of them and constantly losing ground before abandonning earth completely. i doubt that new tv series will do anything like this. probalby just some black fat woman in a lab rehashing walking dead.
i'm not taking their word for it, the main character is named after the director, what's in a name, anon?
my headcannon series that's about this, which has a b-plot of a fleet of warships in orbit slowly getting infected and paranoid of each other before infighting breaks out (excuse for space battle, also infected xeno ships, kinography) is really good
You guys should see it
sorry goy, the comic books are no longer cannon.
why not
they just arent okay.
Earth Hive slaps if you reed it when you're a 14 year old
Seeing the AVP movie in theatres was a real "santa isn't real" developmental moment for me as a kid
I was so naive at the time I actually thought they would respect the source material. Only to get a teeny bopper slasher movie that couldn't care less. Only to see my friend enjoy it and not understand my criticisms or problems with it.
Imagine getting mogged by a shitty game
a shitty game
But it wasn't shitty at all. The AvP movie not being the same thing as this game doesn't make it bad, the game is simply outstanding and unfortunately not the source material for the movie.
It was a great game, but by modern standards it's a 'shitty 90s game', my point isn't that the game is bad but that the movie is embarrassed by it when it has every advantage
Ooh sick burn
AVP2 wasn't shit, it was peak, PEAK!
Take that back you dirty slut or i'll slowly torture you to death with the Marine's bypass computer
AvP2 was fucking awesome
Imagine a faithful adaptation as a miniseries
We've inhaled enough of your fucking pretentious farts over and over. It was a total disaster, every time.
If you mean Prometheus isn't unfiltered kino, you should gas yourself.
Aliens > Alien
Cameron > Scott
Alien isn't even good after the actual alien shows up
KYS faggot
Here. This is for you.
lmao
That's really the best time to enjoy Aliens. It's so scary, the marines and their stuff so cool, and any mistakes are ignored instead of seethed about. I don't think I'd have survived Alien Isolation as a teen though
After a failed attempt to give Alien deep philosophical lore, then a failed attempt to bring it back to horror, then a glorified fan film with nostalgia pandering - I guess I'm ready for another attempt at action too
Alien is back to horror though with Alien Isolation. Not only far more scary than all the movies combined but also a better story than any after the first two. Just stop being a faggot needing to only passively consoom your media and refuse to interact with games.
Zulu 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Shout out to CM SS13.
It's a server for a super autistic game where you roleplay as a marine and fight Ayys in the alien universe (or roleplay as an ayy and fight marines)
The bullets are specifically armor piecing (and i remember them saying some mumbo jumbo about them being explosive tipped as well like a 40k bolter just downsized). The Alien RPG from Free League handles this pretty well, there are plenty of conventional weapons besides Pulse Rifles and aliens themselves have a pretty high armour rating so while your rinky dink revolver might be useful on humans it won't be great against a xeno unless your in some special circumstances.