Nooo, you can't call yourself the Avengers, I'll sue you!

yeah they all looked up to bucky
hopefully sentry punches sam's dick off and then is like

sorry bro, im on meth ;)

No, Alexei looked up to Bucky, because he was an official Avenger.

all them saw in Bucky what they wanted to see in themselves, someone who redeemed themselves from their past

I have the feeling this stupid argument over the avengers rights will be an actual conflict in doomsday, and the problem is that sam wilson is a really shitty character, so poorly written that he will just get away with being the leader and have the final saying, simply because the writers of his movie were so insecure about the racial aspect that they never gave him any difficulties, nor any real doubts about his role as captain america, every single other character, even the villains were constantly acknowledging him as the real cap, even bucky showed up to imply he was better than steve.
so, for this retarded conflict, sam will be portrayed as the actual authority, while the avengerz will be a dissident group doing their own thing, until they get forced by the script to follow his lead.

sam will be girlbossed out, by based yelena

Neither of them have anything like a full team. They'll just fold together into the Avengers.

Shut up nigger.

the fuck lil' falcon gonna do

I don't know what they're even doing. I thought they were going to do a Young Avengers, Thunderbolts, and some sort of Midnight Suns with all of their "darker characters" along side the new Avengers.

young avengers

cancelled, thank fuck, no one likes little kids in movies except little kids

midnight suns

pushed to after secret wars, cause they fumbled the multiverse saga so bad they dont want to taint anything else with it

Just add Rulk to the New Avengers and you have a better team than Sam ever could.

Captain America isn't even the default title of the leader of the Avengers. Iron Man is as much as a leader as he is, in the comics Captain Marvel was leader.

no one likes little kids in movies

They were quickly becoming adults anyway, a number of them were there already.

people complaining about Sam when in fact he's being in character

yolanda is for sure being pushed really hard as a leading figure, she will be front center in the poster for sure, but I feel they'll try to recreate the pairing steve and natasha had, except sam doesn't have chemistry with any woman.
the problem is that sam got the blessing from the executive power of the government to reunite the avengers, while the avengerz only got the backup from valentina, a less powerful figure. Also sam is now being presented as a weird mixture of ironman in civil war, representing the government, but also as captain america fighting for the people, no wonder his suit is also a taking elements of ironman, antman, black panther and falcon, he's very close to gary stu levels now.

Ford costs too much

This suit literally mogs the one from the latest movie.

Plus he could literally keel over at any given time, and we'd have our 4th General Ross.

yolanda is for sure being pushed really hard as a leading figure, she will be front center in the poster for sure, but I feel they'll try to recreate the pairing steve and natasha had

i don't feel like it'd work desu, Thunderbolts ties her up too much with Sentry, it's like the thing they tried with Natasha and Hulk but actually relevant to the main plot, and dropping it for Sam would not really work.

his suit is also a taking elements of ironman, antman, black panther and falcon

Vibranium wings

Black Panther's kinetic energy absorption

Steve's shield

Redwing drone

His powerset is all over the place, and they have the gall to sell him as "Look, he's just a regular guy just like the rest of us." Yeah sure, if a regular guy has 10 billion dollars worth of tech covering his ass.

Yelena is getting fucked by Sentry.

it's the best looking one, the newest comic one is atrocious

I would suspect Indy 4 was his last major paycheck.
Now he's in his Sean Connery-Alec Guinness-Insert your favorite silver-haired actor phase of his career. Do you really think Brosnan got paid big bux for Dr. Fate?

Just make him Falcon again with his own shield. He was a much better character than anyway.

It's all reliant on other people too. He is nothing without the gadgets.

he dosen't need a fucking shield. His wings are a better shield and the Redwing Drone is more mobile and has more utility than the shield too.

Shit.

Yes, we all remember how Steve Rogers developed Super Soldier Serum, Vita-Rays and built a shield out of vibranium.

only needs his shield and steroids

Sam could never btw.

I wonder how long he'll stay as Captain America

TV Show makes him look like a petty cunt for rejecting the shield then getting butthurt when someone else gets it

TV show ends with infamous "Do Better" scene

His movie is poorly received

Steals Hulk's villains

Drags his feet for 2 years, never forms a proper team

Now they say he's a litigious asshole who wants the Avengers name for himself

Actor is unlikable

Be Sam

Quits being Captain America before even trying because it's hard

Someone else is made Captain America and is given the shield

Bitches and whines until he takes the shield away from the other guy

Drags his feet on creating the new Avengers because it's hard despite the president telling him to do so

Someone else (a close, trusted friend, even) starts their own Avengers team

Bitches and whines and sues them for the copyrights

Why the fuck did they do this to him? I really liked Sam as a character from Winter Soldier to Endgame and fully supported him becoming the new Captain America. Why have they turned him into such a whiny crybaby pissy-bitch fuck?

He doesn't need to a superhero. Just make him drug dealer Snap Wilson again.

avengers were created

it's just a black guy asking superheroes to work together

shield doesn't provide logistics tony stark does that

shield can't talk to the govt for avengers coz they're beholden to the govt also tony stark does that

SHIELD has no capability to detect extraplanetary threats coz mcu never bothered with SWORD also tony stark does that

fuck that avengers movie and fuck that whole mcu arc.
fuck feige in particular for doing it that way coz it was easiest

Kamala: "I'm here to have you join the Kid Avengers."

Kate: "The Kid Avengers? I'm 25."

Steve jumped on a grenade to save others without the serum

You have to stop calling them MS-13

he's just acting like any typical black man in America

Sam is washed. Bucky should have gotten the shield.

Why the fuck did they do this to him? I really liked Sam as a character from Winter Soldier to Endgame and fully supported him becoming the new Captain America. Why have they turned him into such a whiny crybaby pissy-bitch fuck?

literally coz of "woke". writers/feige can't have a black dude suffering trauma after floyd he has to get easy wins.
he HAS to be more empathetic than even the women, he HAS to be wiser than the old guys, he HAS to be more charismatic than the playboys(but completely asexual at the same time to avoid triggering anyone), he HAS to be oppressed by the financial system and broke despite being world famous.

oh yeah also he literally works IN the system despite being all of these things
the ideology writes you into a corner - how do you have an interesting storyline when you have to write a gary stu like that?

the cowl looks so ass

Just like America, except he can win a war.

We beat your ass!

Kek.

If Marvel was fucking smart, they'd go full on "Sam becomes Cap by fucking over John Walker=Everyone Dies, but John Walker becomes Cap and doesn't get fucked over=Everyone Lives".

Especially since Conservative Cap via John Walker would solve so many of the company's PR problems with the woke shit.

Should be noted that the leaks for Doomsday make the "who are the real Avengers" thing a moot point.

Doom/Stark is supposed to kill the pretty much entire Thunderbolts team sans Bucky. And She-Hulk too, in Doomsday to establish Doom as a Thanos/Magneto tier threat.

Doom/Stark is supposed to kill the pretty much entire Thunderbolts team sans Bucky

feminists will riot if yelena is killed

There's no way they'd kill Yelena, at least not permanently. She's literally the Natasha replacement and this is only her third appearance.

*I* will riot of Yelena is killed.