What would you ask for Anon Babble?

What would you ask for Anon Babble?

i wish my monkey was a girl

I wish for the sun to go supernova right this instant

That is my only wish

what are the rules?

He can’t make people fall in love with you

1.) destroy Palestine (Palestinians aren’t people so he can kill them)
2.) free him

Make Godzilla real

Power him up like in KOTM

Send him to Tel Aviv

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To be happy for once in my life.

1.) no killing. The sequels and series establish that even if you set up a scenario that results in someone dying through indirect means they’ll still miraculously survive, it’s useless
2.) no asking for someone else to fall in love with you
3.) can’t bring people back from the dead. This isn’t an official genie rule but he still enforces it himself because he finds it gross
4.) no asking for more wishes

shut the fuck up ethan we don’t care that you lost the debate

If only we could nuke israel and palestine to shut you faggots up for good.

keep seething ethan kek. hasan won.

I'd wish to do my whole life over.

with or without your memories?

Can I just do what Jaffar did but NOT get stuck in a lamp? Does all power mean you have to be in a lamp? Seems weird to me.

The same goes for the other poster you insufferable eceleb cock sucking faggot.

I would ask for all my posts to be trips

SO CLOSE

ethan accept you fucking lost already

I have a rotating cast of potential genie wish sets but my most recent one is

Become a master class assassin

Be able to blend into any crowd or backdrop

Have access to any weapon and ammo I want and be able to get rid of them just as easily.

I think I would go to political rallies and major meetings and basically "count coup" on people by shooting sleep darts or paintballs at them from comical vantage points and then disappearing before anyone can reach me. I'd also leave cryptic notes like "You are a chainsaw yet I am a scalpel" just to get them really riled up. Wouldn't even kill anyone just constantly flexing that I could if I wanted to until every world leader is a paranoid wreck.

I want to be a real woman

obsessed

i agree you’re obsessed with hasan

I wish to become a genie that is not bound to anything or anyone

I wish for the God of whatever is the correct religion to prove his existence beyond the shadow of a doubt to me so I can successfully go to heaven with absolute certainty

ok. read the bible.
2 more wishes

No forcing people to fall in love, no killing someone and no reviving the dead.

How to properly phrase a wish for an eternal life? Nit just immortality and invincibility, but also having an eternally good health and young looks.

Ask to become most powerful sorceror in the world

Suddenly REALLY REALLY good at card tricks

hey genie i wish i could force anyone to do whatever i want

Probably just like you did it.

I wish for immortality.

I wish for an indestructible, permanently healthy body that heals itself.

I wish to be eternally young and beautiful.

I wish I could grant myself wishes

I wish heaven and hell were real.
I wish the rules of who goes to heaven and who goes to hell are decided by a fair and selfless god.
I wish animals go to heaven.

Fuck off Idubbbz
Your whole twitch nepobaby cringe circle solidified mudslimes in the same circle as troons and furries. You faggots LITERALLY have a fat white bitch larper in a hijab. It is NO FUCKING DIFFERENT

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hasan won

Oh wow, even if some faggoty eceleb won some shit flinging internet retard match that DEFINITELY makes up for all the dead Palestinians. This is the cope mudslimes have to grasp on at this point. It is beyond pathetic. Fortunately, the IDF will wipe off Paleshit, and Iran from the maps

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Kill all kikes and their lovers

That's 6 wishes.

I wish I COULD wish for more wishes
I wish for more wishes

shape shift
pause time
immortality

nothing is more usless than being able to pause time, and immortality is a curse

no asking for more wishes

Once again genie rules fail to account for loopholes

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Which version?

Cure my autism