lmao he's ACTUALLY having sex with me, what a pathetic virgin incel loser LMAO
you literally can't fucking win, bros
Lmao he's ACTUALLY having sex with me, what a pathetic virgin incel loser LMAO
Why is she laughing?
he is only like 6.5 inches, pathetically small
Came too fast. I've never had sex but my understanding is it's a major faux pas and guarantees women will never see you as a real man ever again.
the fleshlight is giggly
Actually it flatters them
it's true. I cum within seconds and it's completely ruined my ability to have relationships. I don't even try anymore, it's not worth the humiliation ritual.
BUSTING MAKES ME FEEL GOOD
incel mindset
nooo shes laughing it must mean shes laughing at me specifically because i am a massive loser virgin!
im going to obsess over this fact for the next month
normal mindset
haha i guess she found it quite funny damn well it is my first time after all
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SHUT UP YOU STUPID BITCH I'M TRYING MY BEST
Don’t worry women usually come within 3 minutes. After that she lets you bust everywhere. Im not even that great in bed but I made every girl cum by doing some basic hip rotations
if i was a rich russian i'd hire whores and not give two shits about if i came fast or not. some days maybe i'd take it slow, other days maybe i'd just want to drop of a load in one. i wouldn't care one bit what they thought of it all.
I can't FUCKING STAND WHEN WOMEN DO THIS STOP FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME I'M TRYING MY BEST
Stop making up a fake movie in your head and just watch the actual movie
a good tight pussy will make you cum fast.
a loose, blown out pussy you can fuck all day
have her spread her legs next time. its feels looser.
Sometimes I just come fast because I'm selfish and get bored
I wish i could cum during sex
Condoms suck
Joke's on her, I win when she says this
Do you exclusively fuck prostitutes or something?
I’ve seen a few movies where this shit happens why do they put this kinda nonsense in for lmao
No its just that no pussy can compare to the tightness of my hand, as I have a stronger grip than any pussy and I'm just used to using my hand more than having sex
I've never had condomless sex though, maybe I need to try that
he is only like 6.5 inches, pathetically small
Dude, i'm that size. Don't say stuff like that.
Oh. Why have you never tried condom less sex?
she's laughing at his tiny rusnigger dick
I've had sex with 64 women in my long life and I never once cared what they thought about the experience.
I'm gonna give you a little insight. Fucking a tight pussy after you haven't jacked off or touched your dick at all for however long it takes to get sensitivity back, and then cumming inside of that pussy deep and unloading all that built up cum is literally the greatest feeling that one can possibly experience. The sensation alters the mind in a way that you'll forever chase and it's unlike any drug.
She wants to be fucked so hard she cant think at all so yea if you cant do that she will think youre pathetic. And everyone is so porn addicted nowadays even if a beautiful woman threw herself at you, you would get this reaction. Do your research, train, dont deathgrip jerk ur dick all day. If you cum fast be ready to start going again dont get worn out and try to pass out, if you can keep going it doesnt matter.
To rebut what this anon has said, XTC is better than sex and so is a pizza after not eating for more than 24 hours. Sex becomes a chore to those not starved for attention.
haha i guess she found it quite funny damn well it is my first time after all
That's 100% not a normal mindset.
ok now combine sex with drugs and eat a pizza with her after.
A WOMAN IS SMILING??
SHE MUST BE MAKING FUN OF ME!!!
DUDE PIZZA LMAO
Anyways, I've never done xtc so you could be right about that. My bad
now you're fucking talking.
I last longer with guys make it make sense bros
She's pretending to like it.
Death grip is the reason I went nofap
Chad always wins
you're a porn addicted retard with a warped mind who isn't really gay and your subconscious knows that so it's harder to cum but your scope is so small and unfocused that you don't realize it yet on a spiritual level. Stop being a fag and un-rape yourself.
XTC
I agree
youtube.com
absolutely MID
You shut your filthy mouth plebian.
seethe, incels
Turn off the fucking lights in your room (I know you're alone). Put on your best headphones (If you don't own Planars, what are you doing with your faggot life?) and listen to this:
youtube.com
escape from the world. be by yourself. relax your face muscles. don't think about her or anything else.
XTC is better than sex
As someone who's only been taking molly for the past couple years, this anon may be right. it's so much fucking fun, and unlike with sex, while you're on it, all your worries are gone. all you're thinking about is how great everyone else is and how everything sounds and feels fucking wonderful.
to any of you anons that haven't done it, I would highly, highly suggest it. really gets you out of your shell and breaks down any barriers between yourself and anyone else.
but the comedown bro
Full Album
This is how I know you have shit taste. I have never enjoyed an entire album in my life. I'm lucky to get one or two songs out of it.
listen nigga. this ain't songs.
yikes
It was shit the first couple times. All the times since have been surprisingly fine.
now coke hangover, that shit makes me wanna fucking die.
Breaks down barriers? Then why are you alone? Who the fuck got married because of a shared love of chemical stimulation? Fuck outta here.
Who the fuck got married because of a shared love of chemical stimulation?
mdma is actually incredibly effective in couples/marriage counselling. a single dose can basically single handedly fix a dead bedroom. it builds deeper bonds and opens up communication.
taken alone it's effective as trauma-therapy.
you literally can't fucking win, bros
Wait,... what's the argument?
She took the guy's money, and he fucked her. She can be critical all she wants, the point is he got his dick inside her, fucked her to HIS pleasure and jizzed..
Who the fuck cares what she thinks, She's a whore...She's female...why care about what she's getting from it.
Hey man, all I'm saying is get out of your comfort zone sometime, go to a rave, techno show -- hell if you don't like that shit, go see some band you like and roll. The feeling is so, so good. I rolled at an indie rock show and picked up two girls, and I'm a balding manlet like, it makes everything feel so much better and makes you feel so comfortable.
Best of luck to you.
Just a protip for all the anons that will try xtc/molly: if you're doing it with a woman, consider a "rape kit" (xtx + Viagra). It will be nearly impossible to get a boner on e. Enjoy the ride.
Woah! What absolute garbage. Is this what drug addicts listen to? Damn. I feel like nature is taking a shit in my ear. Horrible.
main factors for a bad comedown are you got bad shit and/or you did too much
what movie
irreversible
giving a shit how the female feels while you're raw dogging her
Lmao I'm not here for your pleasure, whore.
you literally can't fucking win, bros
That's very true, (You) can't. Mostly due to your tiny cock and cheese-like body odour.
Fortunately I'm Chad Thundercock and I fuck like a beast.
I have never came from sex. I've had sex about four times all one night stands but was so drunk that I never came. I stayed hard and basically went til I got bored.
The last one I actually ate her out and fingered her and she really liked it. Eating a bitch out after leaving the bar with her probably wasn't the smartest idea but blood and piss tests in the years since have been negative so I dodged a bullet there.
Why do you keep making up imaginary dialogue that has nothing to do with this scene? Are you really this fragile?
anon, why are you pretending OP's weird fantasy is actually what is said in the movie scene?
confirmed for AIDS
imagine caring about the opinion of a woman who lets you ejaculate inside her
The fuck is wrong with you?
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This is how us crystal cafe girlies feel when Anon Babble boys fuck us.
Don't lie, CC sissy. He gives a good pounding!
She's only laughing because of how easily the money keeps rolling in.
She just got the funny joke he told her before they started having sex.
Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin'
you look like a gross faggot with your ugly faggot millennial glasses and mustache your hair looks like overbrushed dried out stringy tranny hair and that "chick" behind you looks like a disgusting mutt dyke how could you even touch that ugly spic beaner mutt lesbo with a fucking dudes soldier buzzcut
U jelly brah?
not really
Just rub one out beforehand. My advice to every virgin guy scared they will come to fast their first time.
Yeah u mad jelly. Understandable. Pic related, it's me and my bitch.
Because he's bad at fucking, later on in the movie she explains to him how to not be bad at fucking and they have better sex
STOP FUCKING LAUGHING WHORE
cum too fast = pathetic
take too long to cum = pathetic
Why even bother with women?
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Definitely don't do this. You won't have enough jizz left to get it up and the chick will kick the shit out of you. Not that I'd know.
It's not her fault he has coke dick.
OMG your dick is so small! Are you sure it's in? I can't feel anything!
Same here. All this effort just to achieve a weird humiliating situation which results in the chick being done with you lol. I'm glad to be basically past the resentment but it's been a hard road.