You hate him because he represents everything you wish to be

Close to the ground?

A jew?

yo its the guy from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare - Exo Zombies

Who hates him? And why would I wish to be an actor?

Jewish? And benefiting from nepotism?

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everything you wish to be

A 5'2" jew who tries to act tough?

I don't want to have deformed jew ears.

A don't wish to be a manlet. Nobody does.

BURN LOCAL

Zesty nigger calls women "queen"

Ew.

ummm akhtualy its guy from tom clancy game

Jesus Christ he looks like a fucking ogre.

global freezer spotted

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Imagine having white skin and still looking like a fucking aboriginal.

a 5'6 upper middle class nespotic try hard ashkenazi golem?
No thank you.

ayo red lemme askoosum

grunts

my canadian ex-gf always made me do his AWOO grunt thing during sex.
but it reminded me of nixon in futurama going AROOO so i'd laugh and bust a nut thinking about leela

jew

wants to burn locals

many such cases

nepotism

jews

nepotism

jews

lol, retard schizo. You bore me with your shtick.

Funny how it's always schizophrenia you accuse others of. Want me to start pulling out those stats from Haaretz, m'boy?

you hate him because you burn global

burn global

What is this fucking zoomtard slang?

it's a state of mind, a way of life

I think you meant this for the anora thread.

Never seen or heard of that cocked headed freak, why would I or anyone want to be him?

t. incapable of setting fire to things in his immediate area

My real one detector is not going off right now.

Never seen or heard of that cocked headed freak, why would I or anyone want to be him?

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That kind of looks like a homo that's going to get the thirteen steps to the noose

Honestly he was my favorite part of the Accountant 2, and Baby Driver. He does the comically angry badass/dumbass hybrid so well.

Those come across as the kind of shitty girly movies that a guy takes a girlfriend or wife to.

He tried to start a catch phrase, "burn local", which he's never actually explained the exact meaning of. It has something to do with being from a small town in a blue collar family and being a "real one".

Not that he's literally any of the above, but it's fairly common for action stars to forget they are actors and not actual badasses. He's one of the bigger offenders that's semi-active right now.

And? You're telling me I SHOULDN'T have spent a couple of hours chilling with a fun mindless movie with my girl's head resting on my chest?

burn local needs to be explained to you?
it means look after your community. obviously.

Right, why not just rent or download it and not deal with retards in some movie theatre?

thats only fair, she spent a couple of hours resting her head on my COCK

actually its phrase he used during his time in iraq when he was protecting our country

i hate him because I Burn Global

you burn local or not, nigga?

I immolate topically.

you're autistic senpai

I clap that up, hadush nigga

Only with a hangover and after I've been eating hot peppers.

Hate him? Guess you just don’t know how locally I burn.

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i only burn local famalam
anything else is farmacidal

That guy has weird eyes, he should consult an opthamologist.

I freeze global.

shut up nerd

iraq

protecting our country

Israel?

punisher man genocides trillions of goys by being in movies

gets away with it 100%, never suffers any consequences

Lives a long peaceful live before dying tenderly in bed like henry kissinger and co.

meanwhile, thousands of palestinians die screaming daily

where is allah?

RAM BAM
We know where it's going with this guy

not if i kiss him on the lips first

I've been thinking about how a burn local movie could work

Screen is black, Jon starts talking to someone

"I'm putting together a team, one last job. We go way back. You in?"

Footage of two men on a table on the back of a dimly lit bar, three empty bottles can be seen next to a tall, muscular man with long hair

"Forget it, you know I left behind the burnin' business after that hot, sweltering summer of '92"

The muscular man gets up and limps away, a group of black men sitting a few tables away get up and follow him outside

Scene transitions to a middle aged man standing in front of a plane

"You know damn well burnin' local was outlawed after that incident, what's this guy thinking? If he doesn't back down the CIA will have to get involved"

Music swells up, scene transition to Bernthal with a flamethrower getting ready

"Time to localize some burns"

Rock music plays over arson footage

Music reaches climax, then stops. Screen fades to black. Familiar male voice can be heard

"Get to da choppah, the Freeze Global plan starts now"

Mr. Freeze (Arnold Schwarzenegger) standing on a glacier, smiling

THE BURNERS, soon at your local kinoplex

Be honest fellas, does this have potential?

ugly but still successful, without being a comedian?

Burn has mercy,I dont

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Black hair
black beard
black aura
Envy blackness?