Wwyd

fill the pool

swim over to the steps

climb out

simple as.

Make holes in the walls and use those to climb out of it

cut my leg off

use it as a hook

reattach when done

what movie?

you're not holding an object above your head halfway up the wall and doing a 10ft dyno to get out, fuck off

do a rain dance and have the storm fill the pool

bend over, put my head between my legs, and kiss my white ass goodbye

I would run around the angled part of the floor to build up G-force, then when I have enough I would run at an angle up the sides of the pool until I got high enough to jump out.

Pull out my phone and goon to cailee spaeny until I have filled the pool with enough seaman to simply float to the top

I'd wall run off the couch into the corner like so then easily climb up

This

The puddle

here and i deserve more (You)s for making the only good one, this is not fair

aint no rocket science

i think the last leg would break under that shear force

here.. because you are not wrong

using the couch legs or something else to break the tiles and then dig out some "wall" so you can use it to pull yourself up etc

i considered that, but mentally, if you upended a couch against a wall held onto a leg, i think you'd get off the ground without breaking it

turn around and walk out of the shallow end

Couldn't you brace your feet against one side of the corner and your back against the other and walk it up?

break off legs from couch

how?

take a nap on the couch

doing chimney moves on a slick 90 degree set of surfaces is not really possible

Karate chop

Are you sure? I can't seem to find any information with that name...

kek

The couch is too far away from the hole. You'd never make it.

what do you mean? you can reach the hole with your hand

Climb up the safety ladder

I would listen and that’s what no one else would do

this. Anon Babble is full of retards

Is this the most retarded movie in the "person trapped in/on a thing and can't get out" genre? I dare someone to post a dumber one.

i'd walk off the film set

Really doesn’t seem to be all that difficult to jump off the couch and grab that hole in the wall and then pull yourself up from there

I would do a wall run and grab the edge. Do people struggle with this because they're fat and cant run up a wall? Americans....

I'd simply fill the pool up with my pee and poo and float up to the surface

I'd lie down on the ground and look up at the sky until you get that feeling of falling towards the sky and fall myself out of the pool.

use the powers i got from that "which would you pick" thread to double jump

Why didn't he simply eat the crocodile?

Kek. Anon finally found a use for that stupid ability.

seconded. What is the actual name of the movie?

another option is to pound the ground with the couch until a bunch of tiles come out that you can stack on top of the couch for more height

not so fast!

Who the fuck designs a pool with no shallow end?

Serious answer, use a couch leg as a club to start breaking tiles to create a serious of foot and hand holds so you can climb out. Shouldn't be overly hard.

Nice idea but I don't think that tiny wooden leg would hold

I wouldn't do anything. I would finally sit down and listen to marginalized voices speak their truth.

Fpbp

Thailand. THE POOL (2018). Dir. Ping Lumpraploeng

Use image search next time.

break the couch in half
with two halves make a hole
climb out the hole

has anyone ever thought maybe they should kill themselves? you're climbing back into a world of pain. backflip off the couch into legendary status

What fucking pool is like 20 feet deep?

I would Mario wall jump the thing

...

None because it would be illegal to make a pool with only a deep end and no way to climb out

wedge the couch into the corner. try to get a hand hold on the round thing and use my legs against the wall... I think i could get a foothold on the edge

i prolly sit down an ave a pint

That wouldn't even work faggot. Just get Dennis to bring you a ladder after you admit defeat.

only a fat person would get stuck down there

Start pissing, wanking, shitting and bleeding until the pool filled back up and I could swim out and kiss my crush.

EZ

next question?

Isn't this the movie where the dog commits suicide to save him or something? I remember the ending being weird and ridiculous.

nigger has never heard of diving wells

LOL

Tear up the couch fabric and try to make something to throw around that pole.

for a game this old the animations held up nicely, pretty fluid

never seen a pool without a way out

it's a diving well and they are very common

because they are usually full of water with a ladder at the top....

seems pretty chill

Walk to the shallow end and climb out.

This.

I would do pic related.

Modern men have forgotten the Nintendo 64 art of wall running. I'd have simply ran up the wall.

I'd start holding a white pride rally. When protesters appear to shut it down, I climb out of the pool on their carcasses.

This movie was such a bad "and then" story, you can feel them literally thinking the next idea as they were in the middle of writing the story.

wow that was eazy

This one is super easy to escape if you're remotely fit. Either go into the corner and then try to use your arms and legs on each wall and push yourself up that way, or if the angles won't work for that method simply take a running start and when you get a foot near the top of that angled floor at the bottom jump up and grab one of those top holes and pull yourself up and gab onto the top and get out.

i would form some sort of rudimentary lathe

Uh bros

There's only like a 20% chance your leg will reattach you idiot

There's clearly a drain hole to the left of the guy. He should knock a leg off the couch, stand on the couch under the hole, then use the broken leg to jam it into the hole. It would be a great place start. I would also take off my pants to try and make a rope (tied to another couch leg) and throw it up hoping it will catch on something.

violence against a heckin wholesome wooferoo

DROPPED

fill the pool with my piss and swim out

cover self in water

wait for it to oil

Easy.

Dying

thats what I heard the ending was

Okay prince of persia

But what if the delivery driver is Chinese?

I'd just do a flip

Rip the couch fabric into long strips. Braid the strips into rope. Tie chunk of sofa lumber to end of rope, and throw it around that pole. Grapple to freedom.

I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.

Wait till it rains.

Problem?

This is why you should carry a gun

I fill it with water, obviously.

I’d just do a running start and front flip out of there with a sick karate move

ratchet and clank is the greatest