Wheel of Time

it doesn't even make the charts anymore

Amazon sisters, why didn't the #WoTDanceParty work...?

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Can we reach 30 replies this week? There is nobody left that cares enough to even shitpost on here about this clownshow

this show had maybe one good episode, and it was completely ruined by showrunners' obsession with gays

Amazing how studios like Amazon can spend hundreds of millions on programming for a service everyone has, and still have zero cultural impact.

Imagine if they just followed the books? Would have been kino

So all this posts about how this season was the good one was just marketing bots then?

I didn't even care enough to hate watch it anymore.
There are so many god tier ENF scenes in WoT and this awful show adapted none of them. I wish it was delayed a few years to a slightly less insane culture.

We´ve been over this. When you take a story that´s supposed to be a classic hero´s journey and turn it into a political court drama that switches the focus away from the hero in favor of supportive and secondary characters this is what happens. Every. Single. Time.

It´s the reason GoT went to shit on later seasons, it´s the reason the Witcher failed and it´s the reason WoT is irrelevant shit. It can´t be done. (RoPE fails for a whole different set of reasons BTW).

It´s honestly baffling. These "writers" must be really conceited to think they know better than thousands of years of storytelling theory.

Don't know about you, but I love those little easter eggs showrunners snuck in

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It's not enough to cast brownoids for every role. But they must also be so totally ugly, that the only remotely attractive character is the 6/10 white woman in her 50s

I would have loved this if it was a good show.
Oh no... Who is that with the dreads? Please tell me it's not Aviendha. Please... I thought they at least kept the Aiel redheaded whites even though they managed to find the biggest redhead in the world to play Rand

biggest

niggest

Please... I thought they at least kept the Aiel redheaded whites even though they managed to find the biggest redhead in the world to play Rand

You know as well as anyone that Hollywood abhors the ginger.

Rosamund was pretty hot when she was young. Would have been a great Emma Frost on an X-men movie.

Why would you have to "sneak" in Easter eggs? Why aren't they just part of the show?

I mean its not even an easter egg, nobody would have noticed anything if they didn't post about it.
Just some dogshit they spent probably thousands of dollars

what mean
neither wheel of tiempo nor game of throws nor witchman were classic heroes journeys

This season had maybe one scene that was adapted from the books and even then the showrunner had to insert gays into it. All the talk about how they finally fixed everything was blatant shilling and they tried it back when S2 aired as well.

they made a fanfic based on wheel of time. it sucks.

Last season was better but this season was again average like the first season.

yes she was a classical beauty in her peak, undoubtedly

WoT seems like YA cheese and the show looks low budget

average

lmao every season has been total shit

Who is that with the dreads? Please tell me it's not Aviendha.

I'm so sorry, anon.

I thought they at least kept the Aiel redheaded whites

Lol. Lmao. They had scenes where people talk about "the Aiel look" and still couldn't resist casting the Aiel full of niggers.

I don't think enough people appreciate how badly Game of Thrones killed the public's interest for anything even remotely genre-adjacent to it. Fantasy, historical epics, swordslop, vikingslop, etc. Game of Thrones was so huge and so exhausting that everyone is totally burnt-out of the aesthetic and they zone out when ads for knock-offs like this come on.
I'm guessing this show is soulless garbage anyway but I'm sure it still suffered from the same phenomenon.

Whyyyy
What's the point of being so mean spirited. I know they hate seeing white people on the screen but wheel of time has so much ethnic diversity already built in to the story. Why make everything into a mystery meat mashup?

Back in the day the libtard darling Le Guin thought she was being clever by making the outsider barbarians white, she even bragged about it in the book's postscript. Nowadays you can't even make the desert barbarians white because anything being all white is apparently intolerable

10 years of inflation

They have raped the books

but why is it 100x worse?

Because GoT adapted more book material in 1 episode than WoT in 24?

so the wot time fucktards are complete hateful morons got it.

tfw no thicc forsaken gf

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wonder what forsaken nipples and forsaken vagina taste like

What are you talking about?

GoT had Jon Snow, Azor Ahai resurrected. Aegon Targaryen, defender of the realm and rightful king by destiny and blood. I mean, obviously the real king is not the one playing politics but the one capable of stopping the army of the dead. There is hardly anything that screams classic hero´s journey more than having a secret legacy and being favored by the ancient gods to vanquish evil. Or what? You think the night king recognized him, he was a secret Targaryen (meaning capable to command dragons) and was able to return from death just because?

No, everything was there for him to be the classic hero. D&D just decided to be assholes and take that from him and then pretend that was Arya´s role just because of one line of dialogue about blue eyes...

Similarly Rand Al Thor and Geralt are the main characters of their respective stories/ prophecies and more importantly go through the different stages of the hero´s journey. You know, ordinary world, call to adventure, rejection of the call, and so on and so forth.

Nope sorry i don't see it, for any of them.

WoT absolutely has a classic Hero's Journey. The Amazon show obviously didn't, but the books do.

The first one does, sure

Rand's story as a whole.

Agree to disagree my brother, i still love you and rand equally

Agree to disagree

Nah, that's weasel words when you can't argue your position. You either don't know what the Hero's Journey is or you haven't read WoT.

Rand follows this pattern extremely closely.

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remove the supernatural help part and i could apply this to Levin from Anna Karenina

First of all, of course you can apply it to different things if you start removing parts from it, that's not an argument. Secondly, what does it matter what else counts as Hero's Journey? The point is that WoT is one.

They killed all the hag mommies.

Yeah alright, I concede. I admit, when I made my original post, I thought the term "classic hero's journey" didn't leave room for the kind of shit Rand and Geralt get up to but like a quarter of it says "challenges and temptations" so whatever. That could apply to any non-turboedgelord character. I was wrong but i don't feel uplifted by this new knowledge

I also want to apologize for the hostility, I just get in a bad mood whenever I think about what Amazon did to WoT.

i gave the 1 season a try, wasnt really that interesting.
it really seems like the entire premise of the casting was to maximize diversity. an isolated village where people lived for generations, yet there are these different ethnicities perfectly preserved, which would only be possible if all the generations before were racist and incestuous.