Do zoomers even watch tv?

If I was at that game things wouldn't have gone down like it did.

shut up bot

She's cute. Is it just me or do women seem to have braces much later in life now? Is it a fashion thing?

it makes them look younger
everyone wanna be belle delphine
t. knower

I want a girlfriend so bad. Why is this happening to me?

bro this jaundice having homer simpson ass yellow nigga has the qtest gf and we dont wtf.

:(

How old are you fella

I'm 31 and I've never kissed a girl or even held hands.

I often wake up crying because I will never know the warmth of a girl's love

She smiles with her eyes like JLH ;___;

I'm a millennial and I don't even own a TV. Youtube is more interesting and offers more variety, for everything else there's Netflix or Amaon Prime.

That girl has the mentality of a middle schooler. Improve yourself and go find a real woman, anon.

I've completely given up on women. Not because I hate them, but because I hate myself.

This is so annoying. The guy is just trying to chill and enjoy the game and the fucking roastie has to make a stupid instagram video

drinking coke with braces

Shit is so cringe. Imagine having to deal with this nonsense just to stick your dick in a wet hole.

Same. I have zero confidence in myself and my ability to attract a woman, let alone please her and make her happy. My life is on a fast track to nowhere, I don't need to drag anybody down with me.

She's hot but he isnt on her league, I don't care if she marries him but she shouldn't procreate with him, she needs to have children with another aryan Chad for the betterment of humankind
You don't cause youre ugly, this is a good thing as it leads to less ugly people in the world which just improves the general gene pool, only attractive people should have children

she needs to have children with another aryan Chad for the betterment of humankind

no they watch stupid TikTok vids like pic related

this is a good thing as it leads to less ugly people in the world which just improves the general gene pool, only attractive people should have children

Looks are not the be-all end-all of evolution, if you want to larp as a eugenicist then you should be advocating that people choose mates based primarily on intelligence.

IM GONNA KILL MYSELF IM GONNA KILL MYSELF IM GONNA KILL MYSELF IM GONNA KILL MYSELF IM GONNA KILL MYSELF

He is a rage-baiting retard.

Yeah. I've actually got laid a lot and have had a few girls friends, but that's when I was an alcoholic. I started to prioritize the alcohol and almost died, and now that I'm sober I'm literally incapable of talking to women. They tell me they are lesbians when I know they aren't because my game is that bad sober. It got too painful to deal with man. I'm done trying.

Nta but holy fuck dude are you literally me?
Exact same scenario. Do you have your shit together now like a job and stuff?

An ugly nerd isnt good genes, only attractive people should have children, retards arent attractive though

cute

Enjoy everything being functional until the nerds die out.

she speaks simlish?

mfw I will never have a cute girl do something like that to me

Billions deserve to die, unironically

How could anyone watch this and not think it's unbearably cringe?

Adult male virgins are failures.

I'm an expert at detecting cringe and the video is more cute than anything, it helps that the girl is super hot and I have a braces fetish though

women don't love, they just like you temporarily like a kid likes his new toy on christmas morning

I've been with women who "liked" me a lot but in an incredibly hollow way. Show that you aren't some kind of dead behind the eyes sociopath for two seconds and they get the ick.

I'm an adult virgin, why do you hate me

She's putting on an act. How do you not see it?

Obese crystal cafe lesbian

I don't hate you, there's just something abnormal about you. You're like the male equivalent of a 30 year old hag with no kids.

they just like you temporarily like a kid likes his new toy on christmas morning

I wish

I've been with women who "liked" me a lot

Get out of my thread sex haver, you are not welcome here

an average girl is in love with a guy

a virgin freaks out blaming his loneliness on others

Not billions, just one.

finally getting gfs in my late 20s was the best thing for me because it showed me that having a gf isn't an answer to my problems

I do still miss not having teen love though. seems like the purist form of whatever a relationship can be

The girl is easily a 9/10 though

Bros, did I give girls the ick?

Be me

5'5, fat

Go to the cinema with best friend

He brings his two college student sisters

Already want to kys myself

Arrived too early, movie didn't start yet

There an arcade room with games, including those boxing machines

My "friend" goes to it and hits the sack, scoring around 150 points

My "friend" pressures me to try it

His sisters are watching me

Tell myself I'll just and get on with it and humiliate myself

Hit the sack, score a mere 30 points

I ignore the girls for the rest of the evening

How long have you been a virgin?

Kill yourself sex haver

5'5

how? are you some indigenous latinx or something?

I'm biracial

White + Oriental?

if you really wanna have sex just get a 4/10 chubby girl

No. Too many ads and can't install adblock on my tv.

can't install adblock on my tv.

When will someone figure out how to do this easily

Have you tried to install AdGuard?

feel so bad for him that he had to have his attention taken away from all the tall muscular men he obsesses over.

same but one year older

KWAB

why do incels think getting a gf will solve their problems?

elliot then went on a 2 month long WoW binge

Does food solve hunger? Maybe for a while until you get hungry again

Literally rodgermodding

Braces are not attractive. They are like wheelchairs for the mouth.

God women are annoying, imagine how much worse it woulda been with audio I can somehow hear the shrill high pitched yapping even without the audio

Disagree personally. They only look bad on an adult man.

I didn't ask you and I would appreciate if you would not reply to my posts in the future.

billions of women in the world

serial killer gets hundreds of female fans

what is this supposed to prove?

Nta but you're a faggot bro

I sure don't really appreciate these kinds of things jenej

That's they would rather be with him instead of you despite of what he did

I would say a combination of hollywood influence in childhood plus a poor understanding of why normies are happy.

think of how many hollywood movies have themes of romance being the be all and end all in life. ie the climax to a movie is that guy finally getting the girl, and depression is characterised by having a break up etc.
I don't think this is natural in any sense, I think this is literally a fabrication of modern existence and people have just run with this idea irl which is why so many people are in bad relationships they won't leave and are terrified of being alone. we have been brainwashed into believing that a romantic relationship is essentially the most important thing in life.

And when it comes to the poor understanding of why normies are happy, the "incels" believe that normies are happy because they have relationships. It's the other way around. Normies are just happy because they've had generally good lives and a relationship is just a natural flow on from this life.

If you feel like an outsider in society at all it's highly likely that a relationship with your average woman is not going to do anything to your happiness level and likely just increase stress. Sure the oxytocin release from skin on skin contact and sex is good, but unless you are already a normie, or you find some one in a million girl who actually understands you, you'll likely be miserable in relationships just as I have been.

Can someone explain to me what I did wrong

be me 38 year old slightly balding slightly chubby

work at Walmart

new girl hired she's 20 and has braces

one day notice her looking at me and decide to say hi

go up to her and tell her she's got something in her braces.. my reflection

she laughs at looks away

get called to manager office and told to stay away from her

Wtf

American Pie ruined an entire generation of men.

slightly balding slightly chubby

This.

tell her she's got something in her braces

This.

flirt with a coworker

And this.

If I was in there I would cap my head with a shotgun right in front of them

No, I barely watch TV outside of watching random shit on tubi. Or face book and Instagram reels.

Ahh man...

Why are you trying to make me feel even more lonely, anon?

*sigh* stop trying to make friends with women, even if shes your coworker. This is my safety measure that I've been doing for years and I never caught myself in some dumb situation like that ever. Even when a female friend sit in front of me during a high school reunion I ignored her and talked with other male friends instead. Its not that hard

billions of men in the world

some men are furries

therefore....something

Same, except I'm not a bitch so I don't cry about it. I just fap and go back to sleep.

It was that he's old fat and bald. Don't be a dumbass. I regret not dating, but I wasn't around people a lot. I don't know a lot about this shit but seems like self awareness, and awareness of where you stand socially would help out a lot.

I want you to suffer like I suffer.

I said SLIGHTLY you fucking retard

Never seen the whole movie, but why is this old guy going to a club in a suit like that? Of course hes not going to get with a 23 year old hot girl. Why doesnt he try to date a woman his own age?

Still fat,older and bald. Someone looking at you isn't an invitation. She might have thought you were creepy/ugly and was trying to find a way put of your presence. Harsh, but know your place.

Nah I'm gonna report her now fuck her and fuck u

She looks like Tracee, Ralph's GF.

Getting an intimate partner solves problems associated with a lack of an intimate partner.

Have fun getting fired.

Don't. She'll just break up with you months later.

I'm a fucking shift leader she should respect me

I would do ANYTHING to have a cute gfat this point

I'm 23 with head full of hair, yet I still use that safety measure so that no women will come at me calling me names and ended up ruining my life. You just have to be careful these days, just think of this as an Anon Babbleice

Old, fat, balding, working at Walmart. No one should

ah so that's why nignogs and indians have a much higher birth rate.

What's with all the demoralizing kikes here?

I'm 34, and haven't dated. It's over, I wasn't social enough or around people enough. No solid friend groups, etc.

terrible advice. people need to take risks if they want to gain anything in life. being too risk-avoidant is self-sabotage.

My mate is in exactly your position, except for the crying bit I think, he's pretty stoic.
No idea what to do to help him. I got him on Tinder but that went down like a lead balloon. I take him out or invite him to parties but he never meets anyone. I've made it clear that he can talk to me about anything so I know he's mostly happy, but he's told me that it sometimes gets to him.
Any advice?

According to society. If you no longer care about how you measure up, "failure" loses its hold. Yes I am a failure conventionally, but I truly do not care anymore. My status is everyone else's problem now, not mine.

I wouldn't take dating advice from Anon Babble in the first fucking place.

Undoing what is at this point decades of someone learning that any attempt at appealing to someone else only leads to humiliation and pain is going to take a lot of work and possibly hallucinogenic substances

Being a nearly 40 year old man, being a fat and bald, and working such a low tier job like a walmart employee is all incredibly unattractive. Taking all of this and trying to flirt with a 20 year old girl with the most awkward and creepy line imaginable is of course going to freak this poor girl out and make her uncomfortable that a creepy old loser is trying to rape her (this is her perspective)

Suit yourself. I had a lot of friends that warned me left and right about all of those things about dating and marriage. I had not one but three millennial coworkers that complained to me about their marriage life, kids, and anything, one of them even said to me to never marry and just date girls instead.
Real life is not those xitter meme edit of some PoV manga panel of (You) getting home and welcomed by manga wife holding manga daughter saying 'welcome papa', its not like that

TFW you will never be a muscly hunka hunka burnin love gorilla :(

he looks so bored

Any advice?

Realistically at his age his chances aren't great (or at least expectations will have to be lowered), but you could try and steer him towards cognitive behavioral therapy and occupational therapy. I was very socially anxious when I was younger and both helped me a lot. But I was younger than him so I had more time to turn the ship around. If you're in Australia you can get 12 free sessions with a GP's referral.

The journey from being shy nervous hermit to being in a romantic relationship isn't a quick one. For me it involved gradual exposure to the things that made me anxious and repeated work on the things that I struggled with. Over time I became more confident, relaxed and skilled, to the point where eventually I was able to make the most of one of the chance opportunities that can come when you put yourself out there, but previously would have passed you by.

If his problem is specifically Social Anxiety tell him there are online forums for that where he might meet women with a similar personality to his.

It's normal to have a fear of rejection and public humiliation, but mine was so intense that i ended up just not ever trying ever, i've never asked a girl out, i've never attempted anything because the fear was so intense.

Failed normalfags have ruined this website

Being a nearly 40 year old man, being a fat and bald, and working such a low tier job like a walmart employee is all incredibly unattractive.

Undoubtedly. No one said otherwise.

Taking all of this and trying to flirt with a 20 year old girl with the most awkward and creepy line imaginable is of course going to freak this poor girl out and make her uncomfortable

Same again. No one disagreed with that.

The disagreement is that he should stop trying to make friends with women, even co-workers (unless of course they signal they don't want this, which he should then respect for his own sake, if not for theirs). Trying to flirt with a 20 year old is dumb. But trying to make friends with coworkers closer to his age is sensible. In fact he should practice making platonic friendships with both men and women, because by doing this he increases the chances that he'll meet a romantic partner through them, or at least that he builds his social skills and confidence to the point where he can make the most of any romantic chance that usually would pass him by.

People need to learn to walk before they can run. The more fortunate normal people go through the walking stage earlier when they're growing up. Someone who missed out on that is unlikely to be able to run straight away.

meet women with a similar personality to his.

NTA. Don't think it's a good idea. If one struggles with social interactions, they should overcome that by learning how to interact with neurotypical folks, not neurodivergent ones.

no, they're watching staged tiktoks

I'M ACTING

That was me too until I was about 27. It's an anxiety, self-confidence, and skill problem. I was fortunate that I could get good treatment for anxiety. Had my first relationship at 29.

I managed to ask three girls out, got 1.5 seconds of silence in response each time and before they could say anything I gave them a variation of

Ha! Just kidding!

and it was never brought up again

Well at least you got dubs. So that's pretty cool. You just need to find a woman who's impressed with that.

i dont watch tv

just netflix and amazon prime

ok normie nigger

I meant try that along with everything else (therapy, anxiety reduction, gradual exposure to socializing, meeting new people).

Lets say a lack of intimacy is 30% of his problems, generalized anxiety and cripplingly low self-esteem are another 30%, and underdeveloped social skills make up the rest.
No one experience or treatment is going to solve all three. He has to try multiple things, each helping in a limited way. A relationship with a socially anxious woman, even if the relationship doesn't last, might be one thing of many that helps him (and her, incidentally) overcome his problems.

Why are zoomettes always so thirsty for millennial cock?

Yes, I'm aware that it will take a lot of work but I love the dude so I'll keep trying. Preferably without drugging him.

Thanks, anon. The cognitive behavioural therapy sounds like a good path. I think the UK might do something similar. I don't think he's particularly shy or nervous, all my other friends enjoy his company when we do stuff together and he's far wittier than I am. But I do think that specifically in this area to do with women he feels powerless.
The forum also sounds interesting, but I would agree with the other anon that it may bring more problems than it solves.

Have you tried yelling in her face?

Nice post and reflects my understanding as well. Despite being a 30 yo virgin, I don't consider myself an incel. I'm a sufficiently well adjusted individual, and I get lot of compliments from women too. However, I feel very detached philosophically from the "normies". That's why I very rarely do advances to women. The few advances I have made have been after getting a sense that these women have experienced a trip to the underworld and emerged victorious with a sense of optimism and gratitude.

If you're still here, could you elaborate on your experiences?

lets be real anon reading this: all of our internal monologues said "yes" two meme arrows in

Intrinsic eugenics drive.

lol, eat a bullet, incel.

mid bait pajeet