Movie takes place in alternative earth where everything is retro-futuristic 60s

Movie takes place in alternative earth where everything is retro-futuristic 60s

Movie opens with 60s square style footage of Fantastic Four before they got their powers. Staging-device is late night talk show where the world is celebrating "Four Years of The Fantastic Four", this is literally your exposition/origin setup for retards who somehow don't know the origin story

Fantastic Four are suppose to be at the show, but Being John Malkivich's character is trying to destroy new york and they have to stop him and his gorilla minions, this is the opening action sequence

After fight Invisible Woman learns she's pregnant, Johnny and Ben learn at their 7pm family dinner. Reed is worried about being a dad, but sue confides in him

Later in the story on Halloween night a meteor shower rains down along with The Silver Surfer

Silver Surfer is confronted by Fantastic Four, she informs them their planet has been chosen for consumption by Galactus, she leaves, Johnny tries to chase after her but fails cause she escapes to space

Reed frantically tries to figure out some way to save Earth, but he doesn't have enough time to hide earth or stop Galactus' arrival, the only option is to go to space where he is and confront him and try to stop him before he gets to Earth

The Fantastic Four go back to space and travel to a planet that is being consumed by him. Invisible Woman goes into labor in space and gives birth. Galactus see's their child is a super powerful mutant and tells them if they give him the child he will spare earth, Galactus wants to use the child to revive his universe, his universe existed before big ban and using Franklin's powers he can revive it (Franklin is like a OP Omega level X-men in the comics apparently, I don't read comics)

Sue refuses to give up Franklin, public learns that they are all gonna die because of this and turn on the Fantastic Four. They storm the HQ in a sequence like the capital riots a few years back and they kill HERBIE

Sue and Franklin take refuge underground with help of Mole Man who is like a villian-turned-ally of the FF

Fantastic Four discuss giving up Franklin and the threat they are up against, eventually Sue gives a big speech about how they will save the earth as a family and the four agree to fight Galactus as he arrives on Earth

Galactus and Silver Surfer arrive in NYC, mole man helps FF and takes people underground to keep them safe from galactus

Galactus destroys statue of liberty and goes to Baxter Building, he and silver surfer begin to construct a device that will transform earth into a succulent meal for him to consume

Fantastic Four learn this and plan to destroy the device

Silver surfer fights them, they manage to convince her to stop Galactus after she see's little baby Franklin and her guilt for killing countless living beings overcomes her

She tells the fantastic four they can modify the device and it will basically will cause Galactus to be blinked out of existance into a void universe

Everyone fights Galactus, distracts him, Reed modifies machine. Silver Surfer sacrifices herself and she and Galactus basically get sucked out of the universe, Earth is saved

Movie ends back at talk show recapping events a year later at the "Five Years with The Fantastic Four!" celebration. During talk-show New York comes under attack again and the four speed off to save NYC again

Post credit scene is Fantastic Four getting ready for dinner when an unexpected guest arrives, Reed's old college roommate with a bottle of Latvarian Wine, a glass poured for him and Sue as the two talk at the dinner table while the other three watch, Reed most anxiously

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Assuming it's a good ride.

Some of your descriptions seem just what the doctor ordered.

youtube.com/watch?v=gB6fEpaD2e0

no origin

no doom

family

science fiction instead of super hero-heavy

Have a nice day!

capeslop

grow up

May I remind people the best Marvel movie (not most profitable = Infinity War) was Guardians of the Galaxy, a sci-fi movie, not a superhero movie.

Man I hope there’s gonna be a blue laser shooting in the sky that would be choice

The main appeal of their dynamic is seeing them gain the powers, interact and learn how to use them, having conflicts as a family, Ben Grimm facing public ridicule, Reed trying to find a way to fix things, the hero dynamic evolving, their first conflict with a villain.

To skip all that is retarded.

I can’t wait for banty quip chungus (((thing)))

As he says in the video, they may have the least relevant origin story of any superheroes. It offers little in any character arc. They are pretty much the same before and after, just on a bigger scale.

Sure, Ben had to come to grips with being hideous, but that's not the same kind of transformative thing as Batman. They're more like Superman, no such thing, just amplified of what they already were.

The creator of that video is retarded and the points you are making are retarded also.

To skip the origin and key aspects of the characters is to devalue the core appeal of a long-running cinematic universe - the idea of seeing these characters from the start to the end.

this movie already exists, though. just watch that one instead.

Exactly the point.... why would anyone watch this version.

The actors all hate the characters, Kevin Feige also. They insult the original work and skipped everything people liked.

I can see that slop happen. What a fucking waste of time that would be.

Different guy - no, you are retarded. Go watch the other movies again if you want to see their origin story.

I don't need to see their origin story again. As the other guy said, it's boring. For them to rehash the same thing for a third time would just be a big waste of time. Give us the cliff notes in 5 mins and I'd actually be interested in watching the movie.

This sounds horrible. They backed themselves into a corner so hard with this woke shit they have to do this world bending/destroying/combining just to hopefully TRY and unfuck themselves. My fuckin sides, these chuckleheads could fuck up a wet dream.

Does it, does not it have Loki in it

the black woman

causing problems

Checks out

They fucked themselves over by Kang sucking nutsack and having 0 hype. Those weird variant Kangs were suppose to be main villians in other movies/shows leading up to Kang Dynasty, but no one cared and the actor fucked up and beat some woman to death. So they have to stunt cast and bring back RDJ so there's some marketable hype again

look mom I posted it again

Johnny as "A kinder-gentiler Human Torch"

What? Isn't his whole thing is that in his early career he's a cocky, hotheaded shit-stirrer? Why do the fuck away with what made him endearing in the first place?

Congrats on being more retarded than the other one.

For them to rehash the same thing for a third time would just be a big waste of time.

Sheer fucking retardation. The prior origins were handled differently and having us skip development of characters constantly is lazy fucking writing.

2005 film used a space accident and Victor Von Doom was involved, the film then focusing on the slow transformation of Victor while the characters suffer.

2015 film used dimensional travel and Victor Von Doom gets left behind with the team then scattered and exploring body horror elements.

We wouldn't have gotten films like Christopher Nolan's Batman if they'd skipped the origin. A competent writer would incorporate the origin and tell a new story. The origin in this case could have been tied to Galactus, perhaps this time their powers result from something they do which effectively acts as a beacon for Galactus.

The whole idea of going with Kang anything is and was retarded. He's not even that popular in the comics, it was the height of stupidity to follow Thanos up with fucking Kang in the 1st place. Not to mention all the race/gender swapping they tried and FAILED to pull off. The exec's at Disney are aids infected meth heads with ZERO vision except 'put a chick/PoC in it and make it gay and lame". They should have made an original actor as doom, had movies with him as the central bad everything leads up to THEN to battle world with the OG beyonder, a threat greater than thanos. Fucking chuckleheads, the lot of them.

a succulent meal

GENTLMEN, THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

Because to Disney 'exec's' its "Problematic". I guess so is money to them these days eh?

Fuck that, people love the troublemaker on the team, making him squeaky clean, gee shucks is just flat out pants on head, cocksucking retarded

men show off cool transformations and flexing their powers

for sue they just play the same clip of her going invisible the first time twice

lol

7pm family dinner

do people really eat that late? it was always 5:30 sharp in my house

I was thinking the same. Latest was 6 for us. 7 is really pushing it. THAT'S how out of touch they are.

Dinner at 5:30

What the fuck

sounds like a pointless filler episode that should be on disney+

Wake up at 5 am
Breakfast at 6 am
Work begins at 9 am
Lunch at 12 pm
Work ends at 5 pm
Dinner at 6 pm
Bed at 9 pm

by "people" did you mean medieval farmers?

Let me guess, you only see the Sun once each 6 months

Does the movie ever explain why Mr Fantastic doesn't have a white collar like the rest of them?

So it's easier to CGI stretching

Good morning saar did you mix up am pm

Lousy

So that's a yes, try to not kill yourself, your kind tend to do that after living without light for so long

I see you know your shitposting well.

construct a device that will transform earth into a succulent meal for him to consume

lmao this is so retarded it could be kino

And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?