I am Uhtred, son of Uhtred

I am Uhtred, son of Uhtred.

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Honestly we need to retvrn to this. Too many faggots walking around with super special names that their mommy told them made them a special boy, now they are deranged narcissists and troons.

I hate troons that’s why I never never never bring them up in unrelated threads (don’t look at my pornhub history btw)

After Danes took my sister and killed my family, I find myself in service to Alfred of Wessex
But he is once again keking me out of his sworn oath to help me reclaim Bebebenbuh
Torn between two peoples, I must keep doing sidequests until I'm a high enough level to take back my home
Fate is testing me, but I will survive
Destiny...IS ALL

Greetings, Uhtred Uhtredovich.

AAAAYYYYEEEEAAAAEAEAEAEAEEEEE

Behbabbanburhghgh

I actually watched this

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHhaaaaahhh!!!

Beat me to it and did it more accurately. Damn.

(formerly Osbert)

HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA

I am Uhtred, son of Uhtred, son of Uhtred.

It was breddy gud. Not watching the movie though

bababababababanberg

Is it better than Vikings?

I preferred it over Vikings

the first 3 seasons are good

The protagonist has a lot more plot armor than Ragnar. In terms of historical accuracy both shows are about on the same level.
Just don't go in expecting too much.

I read this in his voice kek

Vikings until Ragnar dies still mogs it, but TLK mercilessly mogs post-Ragnar Vikings

In my opinion, yes. Better characters. Lower budget. A bit unintentionally goofy at times, and the way the show spans like 50 years but half of the characters don't age is hilarious.

fucks your daughter.

Nothin personal Alfred...

His daughter was so hot

Lol

Viking Witch Bitch Skade

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doesn't uthred drown her in a river like a puppy?

absolutely kino show. miss it.

exponentially

the kino alert

bebebung

Arseling

Overall, yes, although I feel the highs of early Vikings can't be beat.

uhtred you don't even have a castle in northumbria you penniless wretch

sex

Skade wife

dollar store brad pitt

Too bad they completely fucked up winter king adaptation

What?

I will be in a show for 200 seasons without ever advancing the main plot

I only watched season 1, did he ever reconquered Babbenburger?

Is this a guy from Animal Kingdom?

face tats: >=(

face tats, Northern Europe: :0

this show turns into such a slog when uhtred's trying to get laid. just get back to busting heads faggot

complete this one simple task and then we shall see about retaking Bebbababbabbebngburghbabba.

Kino

This is clearly lower budget and the first seasons of vikings are amazing when you feel like something is going to happen... then literally nothing happens for the rest of the run.

This instead has a very clear story and does a good job at developing it, but it starts dragging pretty bad. I'd recommend this over Vikings just because it feels like less of a wasted opportunity.

Lmao I thought the same

when the alfred genes start to hit his dopey son and he suddenly gets a taste for kekmaxxing uhtred like his dad did despite everything he did for him

mfw sitting through the movie knowing this should have been another full season of kino

I actually liked Brida a lot but the netflix transition took a shit on the character

all seasons + movie are good

There I corrected you