Does anybody else hate Doug as a character? I don't really understand why the show makes him out to be some good guy; you watch it and all he does is whine and complain about not getting that juicy mayonnaise pussy. He's like charlie brown but an idiot.
Does anybody else hate Doug as a character...
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Yeah, I believe there was a blog out there called “Doug Funnie is crazy” that deconstructed each episode and ultimately determined that Doug is a lunatic and an asshole, while Roger is actually a nice guy.
no one's seen this show in 20yrs, wtf are you talking about, how does anyone remember this bullshit in any meaningful detail.
Tan blonds are my kryponite. Too bad they're so rare
Unironically where do they come from? Some kinda ancient greek and barbarian admixture?
Try Florida or California
He's a self insert and Patty is a real girl he knew. There's a funny post he made about meeting her later as an adult who was somewhat of succesful because of the show and being so excited at first and then she invites him inside to meet her husband and he's crushed. He thought he did the thing where he made reality bend around his art, but the world refused to change.
The closest you might find are Syrian and Israeli women
Putting a regular blonde in the sun
It's blondes that are rare
Tanning is incidental
Putting a regular blonde in the sun
I thought they didn't tan well or is that purely an Irish thing
Those short blue skirts and white panties do something to a boys brain and dick.
So he's an incel?
He has been married to Lisa Heath Jinkins since 1988. They have two children.
But he still made a TV show about getting with 'the one'
My parents banned this show from the house. Anyone know why?
Did they let you watch Ren and Stimpy? Cause I think that'd be the reason
It's a faggy show about a whiny faggy guy. They saved you from the fag disease.
No that was out too. Also Rugrats.
Doesn't he wear his underwear over his pants? That might have been it.
No that was out too. Also Rugrats.
Then Doug was just an innocent victim and they just put a ban on Nick in general because of Ren & Stimpy.
gyaru in a 90s american small town high school
Never undestood how Patty could be based on a real person.
i watched some Neil Cicierega (old internet; zoomers do not respond) video where he and his comedy pals now play computer games for the internet. a novel concept.
they did one themed around Nicktoons and speculated that in-cels would consider Doug's relationship to Patty to be the sort of thing in-cels on Reddit would complain about. because he's a 'nice guy'.
which he absolutely is. nobody would ever have any reason to want to be in a relationship with him. everyone would say, "oh yeah sure, he's nice. swell guy." nobody would ever go for him, like that bad kid (who also ends up rich when they switched to Disney?)
he's going to grow up and lose his temper, snap some day. probably get an ASD diagnosis. hurt some people. then wonder why life was 'unfair' to him, wasn't he 'nice'???
that 'sode of doug when roger brings fentanyl to school and sells it to doug and skeet
that 'sode
Do people really have to shorten episode now?
the fucking doug poster is back OY VEY
and then skeet overdoses and says
i can't skeet
If you're watching at 1.5~3x speed it feels more natural to shorten how you refer to them too. But a lot of people don't even do that anymore and just watch video summaries of shows and movies.
Why would you watch it at 3x speed, episodes are like 12 minutes
i remember this one. the nerd twins almost shot up the school
You just get used to how things look and sound at 1.5 or whatever, and anything at 1x sounds weird, and then you turn it up a little and get used to 1.75, then 2x, and etc.
Yeah a jewish incel. Great story about him getting shut down though. She even teases him about her boobs getting bigger. No I’m not kidding.
the episode where mr dink rapes skeeter
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"In conclusion, I want to be a woman," Jenkins said.
WTF
When you're a soft and creative man, you'd have better luck as a woman.
yes, Doug is mostly a coward and does nothing. "Nice" is code for boring but not offensive. You know why girls date the "jerk" who treats her badly? Because at first he treated her nice, and she was drawn to his outgoing personality and confidence. Then he stops bothering to put up a nice act. It's not that women are drawn to jerks, they're drawn to masculine confident people.
yeah i think a lot of us learned the hard way 'nice' (not 'nice guy' in the meme sense, just generally being polite and passive) is a baseline not some positive quality. it's like you're semi-consciously coupling it with this narcissistic idea that you therefore 'deserve' girls, especially as a teenager, until you learn that's not how humans works.
and this isn't some specific in-cel manifesto thing: it's just being a naive, awkward teenager. likewise you don't have to LARP as a DARK TRIAD Machiavellian jerk. and of course being physically attractive makes you more attractive (groundbreaking stuff).
the typical movie jock is probably just an ordinary person, maybe even disciplined because sports. the typical movie nerd would have autism and be some kind of creep IRL. every time there's a stabbing now, i look for that one line that casually mentions the perpetrator was on the spectrum (while Anon Babble obsesses over race).
Doug's one of those guys who would stay a virgin until his 20s and then snap some day. the rest of them, even the fat one? normal people.
girls just want guys with big dicks
if you have a small penis you are a subhuman to them
no, they also want money and Gigachad charisma as well.
only to get betabux and then divorce them (or get child support) like what happened wtih Bezos and all those B-list basketball players
I always felt like he deserved being bullied.
Then later as a teenager I caught some episodes and realized why
He's a fucking autistic sperg who is the epitome of a nice guy
i mean yeah they want sexual pleasure. i have a small dick and i actively learned how to finger. which helped but at the end of the day sex just doesn't fully work.
in fairness girls/women were always nice about it. just plainly stated it wouldn't work, but they still 'chose' me before hand. oh well. don't want to pass down my genetics now anyway.
you guys are a little too anti-doug. whats goin on guys?
Nobody even saw it when it originally aired