Anyone watch the new season of Black Mirror?

Anyone watch the new season of Black Mirror?

no

it was better than the last one and at least actually about

wot if techmology went bad, fokin mental innit

Why was everyone black or Asian?

The episode with the black woman playing the role of a white man was right up our alley surprised it didnt get memed

wot if your mate was a telly

Haven’t watched anything Black Mirror since Bandersnatch. Did they actually do a sequel to it? I’d be interested in that case

I liked it but then I liked all seven seasons. I binged Love, Death and Robots as well while this site was down.

wot if ya toaster voted for brexit?

I watched the first like 3 so far.

The first one with the wifi-brain uplink subscription wife was decent enough, at least it stuck to the core principle of the show, of TECHNOLOGY BAD. The second one with the femcel who could reshape reality to her whims fucking sucked, like it was an okay concept and up to a certain point, but when the reveal/twist played out it jumped the shark comically bad. The third one with the AI replacement of a nubian queen into an old timey movie, again like the second the concept had something decent to it, but the execution was pretty shit actually. Also the black lady is just not a good actress and she's supposed to carry it, but the old timey white lady actress was great. Stupid plot point about her being a secret lesbian though.

I just skipped the episodes with too many darkies

the first 3 episodes where absolute shit.
the first one is the fucking worst

50 year olds trying to have their first child

cant afford $300 per month, but want a child

trade worker is now a poormans job

did AI write that script? it was such on the fucking nose episode. could have been a 10 minute short story instead.

lame season

1. wot if you didn't read terms of service

2. wot if you had a time machine without 2 factor authentication

3. wot if we remade an episode

4. wot if ai was real

5. wot if you were a cuckold

6. wot if we remade an episode

I liked Plaything (Thronglets). There's actually an accompanying mobile app.

wut if da telly wuz fookin evil?
bloody mennal, innit?!

Same. I know every episode is always some subversive programming, but some are just to chock full of disgusting creatures. I settled for 1,4,6. All three were pretty average compared to season 1-3. I don't like that the shtick has become the grain.

wot if we wrote an original idea after 2019

The previous season made me question the level even slop has diminished to.

what if Britain was full of niggers

scary thought eh

Oh wait, that already happened

this season is better than last 2, tho thats not saying much. Epidose 6 was the only good one. 1 and 2 were amusing but bad endings. the rest were str8 trash.

new season was a vast improvement

Epidose 6 was the only good one

Surely you meant episode 5

acting was superb, story was lame. you think this dude was going to raise another man's child?? gtfo with this cuck shit. 6 was more believable.

Wot if robot is bad, fookin metal innit

why is everyone frozen?

Hmm, I'll check my books. I'm a doctor, after all.

Flip through medical book pages

Oh don't be silly, not everything is in your books

Stop flipping

Of course, the old legends are true. It's philotemporemia!

What's that

When two people love each other, time stops.
Checkmate, shit writers.

cuck mirror

wot if me missus was a netflix subscription

wot if multiple universes innit

wot if reddit remade movies

wot if me favourite ps2 game was a serial killer

wot if a polaroid picture was me memory

wot if reddit remade black mirror episodes

look the tried at least, whilst not very good, it was a step up from werewolves and demons

the piano scene was laugh out loud funny... intentionally or not

episode 4 was the only entertaining one. 5 and 6 are garbage

Ep4 is unironically a top 10 black mirror episode for me, maybe even top 5
It's just flawlessly executed with my only pain point being the "bad cop" overdoing his acting

Also the black lady is just not a good actress and she's supposed to carry it, but the old timey white lady actress was great.

I liked her and I really liked their dynamic. They were from two completely different worlds and one was clearly the more talented and accomplished actress. I found it cute how she was spilling her spaghetti cause she had a crush on the actress.

it was fine. better than the last two.

What a sad little life

Yeah. It was pretty bad. The first episode was kino and like old school Black Mirror. The rest ranged from mid to downright shit

i didnt like the ending of ep4, did they just kill everyone or what

It's not really a sequel, it just takes place in the same universe and some characters return

Episode 4 seems the most polarizing by far

I thought it implied everyone got reprogrammed

me mum became a playstation3 and shes mad

gonna pass on that m8

I liked it except for the black and white episode and the eulogy episode. Only redeeming quality of the black and white episode was imagining a 1940s white woman fucking a contemporary black woman

How do I watch Bandersnatch with choices without Netflix.

Any Season 7 webm requests?

We don't know. They kinda just forgot to film an ending

The creator clearly phoned it in and just backdoored Red Mirror scripts into it

I liked it but then I liked all seven seasons

Even season 6?

You must really love slop

the guy from ep 4 sperging out and hitting his drug dealer before he killed him

Its almost like a spinoff episode of Bandersnatch

USS Calister is the only episode that got a sequel, honestly they should have just left it as a solo episode

Episode 4 seems the most polarizing by far

Only to normies they can't enjoy good art direction

So all of them?

i did enjoy chugging this slop sorry not sorry

I actually liked episode 1 except for the boring predictable ending. After last season S07E01 actually felt like black mirror again. Everything else was slop

I did enjoy the most blatant cuck episode in the entirety of black mirror

Yeah we know anon

I thought it was shit. Eulogy was ok though.

that'd be episode 5 s7. having your women knocked up by another man and then celebrating her memory can't be topped. at least in beyond it was his body

if you're a cuck

your women

She cheated on him after he cheated on her at this point she wasn't his woman whatsoever
Also dude was an asshole himself and stole her while she was engaged
This may be cucked but way less cucked than "loving husband gets cucked by work colleague after inviting him to visit while he's not at home and working"

1/2

2/2

his wife didn't actually want that though and she rejected him and the husband was pissed off afterward. in eulogy she gets plapped willingly(guys cant "steal" women wtf she wanted it) gets knocked up and at the end he he's ok with it

I just assumed all humans hearing the signal are part of the Throng Hivemind or something

kino

Episode 2 was probably the best this season but the explanation felt a little too magical than science fiction

end he he's ok with it

Why would he not be?
He got to fuck her in her prime, then she left him (after he cheated on her and tried to propose to salvage it) and never bothered him with the other guy's baby.
He seemed to enjoy life until the next time he heard from her was like 40 years later when she croaked kek
You're really overthinking and projecting here anon

We can all agree Hotel Reverie episode was the worst this season right?

white christmas was about cuckoldry, then there was that episode about you recording your memory which was about cuckoldry and probably a few more i cant remember
aaron paul and josh hartnett episode actually didnt feature any cuckoldry as his wife rejected him

I torreneted it and it was an awful experience since its basically all choices muxed into a single video file. Would not recommend

You are better off getting a free trial and watching it on netflix. Everything else can be pirate for an even better experience

He seemed to enjoy life until the next time he heard from her was like 40 years later when she croaked kek

He seemed miserable after breaking up with her though, even mentions it in some dialogue

woke, gay and stupid
and thata impressive with how woke it already was

one episode is literally about remaking old movies with AI and replacing white men with black dykes

basically

men bad

gamers are insane murderers

white people crazy

corporations le bad, but lets watch it on netflix

Charlie Brooker has to be the biggest white hating kike in movie industry
also dosnt this fag realize everybody plays games now?

In the world of USS Calyster, people are COMPLETELY RETARDED
They have the technology to make digital copies of anyone as long as you have a DNA sample AND WITH THEIR MEMORIES
They can alter their perception of time, the nerd says he spent 500 years alone, only 12 passed in real life
Instead of using this tech as infinite computing power for literally anything—like achieving nuclear fusion without any risk (because yeah, who cares if it blows up, it’s in a computer, you can test all configurations possible)
They use it to generate planets in Star Citizen
“but the laws against copying and stuff”
The simulation was developed by a nerd alone in his garage, the object used to digitize a copy of yourself comes from porn originally, don’t try to tell me that states and corporations wouldn’t be able to reverse-engineer it and understand how it works, they could digitize their best researchers into 10 billion copies each if they wanted to and just let the sim run for a few years, or even dead scientists, all you need is a bit of DNA, you could make as many Newtons as you want

but they’ll rebel and stuff

They don’t even know they’re programs, just recreate their lifestyle, their metro-work-sleep routines etc and run several instances, these guys are able to simulate entire planets so don’t tell me reproducing our world is impossible (just make it plausible, if the guy has no connection to the Philippines, no need to simulate them, people in the street could just be NPCs etc)
Or even just modify them so they don’t go nuts, they’re programs
And why didn’t they create multiple clones of the nerd if the goal was to produce content faster for the game? You can just copy-paste and spawn 100 if you want
And why put him somewhere physically accessible in the game? A player could very well cheat or glitch their way to the center of the universe

And imagine the historical side, with a single hair you can bring back anyone, imagine the amount of info we could learn, imagine the geopolitical angle, just invite a foreign head of state, offer them a meal and boom, there’s saliva on the glass, you can clone him 150 times and torture them to learn all his country’s secrets
Imagine for the entertainment industry, the simulation itself is already incredible, no need for costumes, sets etc, actors can directly see and react to everything, no need for green screens… but you could even bring back dead actors, yeah, you just need a bit of DNA, a body can be dug up

but they’d go insane

they don’t know they’re copies, just rebuild a copy of their environment, Hollywood from the 20s-30s-40s etc and boom
Or even on a private level, you’d see companies offering to pay to fuck any actress in the scenario you want, they’d sell their likeness themselves to make money
Then for prison, you could just throw the guy in a simulation with a shifted time system and poof, your 5-year sentence done in 5 seconds
A tech like that would COMPLETELY change the face of the world but no, let’s just play Eve Online with it, yeah, so great huh

I turned it off after ten minutes. The writing and acting were genuinely horrific

What's the point of watching retarded propaganda?

They can alter their perception of time, the nerd says he spent 500 years alone, only 12 passed in real life

To be fair if you were able to work w2 years non stop, it would feel like 500 years

They use it to generate planets in Star Citizen

“but the laws against copying and stuff”

The simulation was developed by a nerd alone in his garage, the object used to digitize a copy of yourself comes from porn originally, don’t try to tell me that states and corporations wouldn’t be able to reverse-engineer it and understand how it works, they could digitize their best researchers into 10 billion copies each if they wanted to and just let the sim run for a few years, or even dead scientists, all you need is a bit of DNA, you could make as many Newtons as you want

>but they’ll rebel and stuff

They don’t even know they’re programs, just recreate their lifestyle, their metro-work-sleep routines etc and run several instances, these guys are able to simulate entire planets so don’t tell me reproducing our world is impossible (just make it plausible, if the guy has no connection to the Philippines, no need to simulate them, people in the street could just be NPCs etc)

Or even just modify them so they don’t go nuts, they’re programs

I believe the thought process is it is illegal tech as the tech can be a human rights violation

Think of it as this way nuclear power can be used for a lot of good but because its so dangerous that governments do not allow private use of nuclear materials

I believe the thought process is it is illegal tech as the tech can be a human rights violation

anon, it's a technology that allows you to obtain infinite computing power and ALL the knowledge in the world, do you really think that governments and corporations will give a fuck about human rights ?

ep2 verity drinking almond milk

anon, it's a technology that allows you to obtain infinite computing power and ALL the knowledge in the world, do you really think that governments and corporations will give a fuck about human rights ?

Yes when it comes to private use, it is similar to CRISPR tech being used to modify fetus' genes, a big no no for private use

Also the government would likely wanna use it for themselves and not let SOTA tech fall into private use like that

First ep is good, might be a contrived jab at private healthcare
Second episode is stupid, basically what if Shorts (2009) was le real and for le adults
Third ep is shit, dumb idea and horrible acting/writing
Ep 4 what if the singularity is a tamagotchi or something, it’s okay I guess
Ep 5 Boring over sentimental tear-bait, solid Paul performance though
Ep 6 They took the one-hit wonder of the series and turned it into another cookie cutter Netflix miniseries

The episode should have been more about the existence of a simulation itself and its effects on society (people spending 20 hours a day in it, effects on unemployment, etc.) rather than "MUH IA FEELINGS"

The episode should have been more about the existence of a simulation itself and its effects on society

I think black mirror already did that

Niggers are repulsive and so are you.