Oi woz roiped…

Post a webm and stop making retarded threads you cunts

I mean.......yeah....?
The empire are basically nazis......so......
Who else would they rape?

Jawas

will rape be added to the wiki?

Jawussy

THE FORCE!

Why did people spazz out over this?

omg are you saying the empire is bad? They would never do this

I hate the whole media literacy shit but jesus christ man. It’s a cartoonishly evil empire that blows up planets to prove a point. They have a fucking torture bot. Vader chokes his own coworkers. The emperor plots to kill and replace him right in front of him. D’ya think they might be evil? I guess George was too subtle. Darth Imthebadguy should have been his name.

daily SHARP seminars

because certain people elevated rape to the evil among all others. That's why people lost their shit back when it happened on games of Thrones even though men were getting beheaded and nobody gave a shit

It’s a cartoonishly evil

yes, emphasis on cartoonish.

The rape awakens

Why the fuck did this surprise anyone? There was already implied and attempted rape in the ot. Does nobody fucking remember Jabba the Hut? The giant sex slave owning blob thing?

The Phantom Rape
Rape of the Clones
Rape of the Sith
A New Rape
The Empire Rapes Back
Return of the Rape
The Last Rape
Rape of Skywalker

Might be "realistic" and all considering what else they do, but we all know the real reason why that scene was put in.

That pic makes no sense. Women love rape scenes and rape is their most common sexual fantasy.

Star Wars already has child murder in the prequels. I think basically anything goes at this point. If people want to watch a childish star wars thing they can watch skeleton crew or the filoni cringe, but andor is explicitly a darker toned show for adults.

Gee I wonder why marriage rates have just fucking plummeted

but this is RAAAAAPE

but they love complaining also.

Rapists are victims too you bigot.

people get raped in star trek every second episode really. troi was raped like 3 or 4 times during TNG. finally, wars caught up lol

i havent seen a webm of the alleged rape yet, so officially, it didnt happen on camera in andor either, right? if you're talking merely sexual assault then it isnt rape.

I mean, let’s be honest, man: The history of civilization, there’s a huge arterial component of it that’s rape. All of us who are here — we are all the product of rape. I mean armies and power throughout history [have committed rape]. So to not touch on it, in some way … It just was organic and it felt right, coming about as a power trip for this guy.

Do you guys agree?

hugging people is now rape

it's obviously pseudobabble, shill-san. no one cares what this faggot has to say when theyre on the side of history that invites all the rapists into all our nations in reality under the guise of political correctness. these hypocrite pretenders dont have a right to an opinion of any sort.

I hate all women
Nicki Minaj was at least honest about it

Well guess you can't use the "Its for kids!" excuse anymore. Now it just plain sucks

Star Wars now is where Batman was at decades ago. Turn back now or this will escalate into clown crustbusting.

It's not that rape is too evil for the Empire, but rather who was asking for rape scenes in Star Wars? To your own point, did we really need a rape scene to prove the Empire is evil? It's just a shock value scene to get people talking, like we are doing right now.

Would

hot

this.

I wonder why Gilroy named her bix. Is he aware of the bix nood meme? Surely someone would have warned him against it.

All women in the Biden clan are passed around like used condoms. It's customary, it's incestuous, it's pedophilic, it's mandatory, it's ritualistic.

That's an understatement. This is unironically worse and more disrespectful of Star Wars than The Last Jedi and The Acolyte.

Biden clan

No such thing. All of Biden's kids are married to Jews.

Andorchads, what a thrill it is to be here with you in another riveting Andor thread. Too bad she has implants though.

putting rape in a star wars thing seems a bit much.

What was the Sand People doing with Anakin's mother that keeping her alive was their option?

Star Wars as conceived by spiteful mutants like Johnson, Gilroy, Headland, etc. is truly hilarious. These people have absolutely no idea what the purpose of sci-fi fantasy is. Everything for them is just an excuse to indulge in their own neuroses and bullshit social theories.

I dont necessarily hate Andor but some of it, i admit, drags on, doesn't seem to fit star wars, or is poorly acted/written. For example, the yavin scenes went on for too long and didnt really progress any of the plot and then theres the fashion of people on that wheat planet which seemed way too earthly to be from star wars (some even wore plaid if I remember correctly—they should be dressed more like uncle owen and aunt beru who were actual farmers). Btw am I the only one that thought the acting of those lost rebels on yavin was really bad? They sounded like they weren't entirely convinced of themselves, kinda like a school play or something.

Arabian Nights palace harem fantasy shit with golden bikinis and silk

Illegal migrant in the back of a van

Wow these are the same HURRRRRRRRRR

Yeah, only George can do war and social-political commentary on his movies.

Star Wars

Star WAS lol

Bad direction. Same guy is doing the next 3 too.

They'll do and go to bat for this but then when you ask for a faithful depiction of Darth Talon in live-action they're all on the barricades arguing against it because it's not "family friendly". It's just more of the same power play: "Look what we can turn your favorite entertainment into. Look what we can deny you."

Exactly this. It's insecure and dishonest filmmaking at its core. Andor usually just looks like it's meant to be a dystopian Earth 5-10 years from now with minimal science fiction and Star Wars window dressing to occasionally justify itself. Every scene and plot element in it is just whining about Trump-era politics and none of it resembles Star Wars or the Rebels and Galactic Empire therein. It's always trying to shoehorn in feminist and leftist soapboxing that have fuck all to do with Star Wars or the Andor character.

This is definitely the funniest thing star wars has done in a long time.
I love watching people on the internet debate the merits of a rape scene in star wars, inherently hilarious stuff.

The people on the wheat planet all dressed like people who work at hipster bars that label themselves "micro brewery" or "gastropub" and serve $30 french fries and IPA's that all taste the same. Pic related, the kind of guy who still listens to Mumford and Sons or Bon Iver in 2025

At the heart of it all lies one single solitary cause encompassing all aspects of it.

Occupy Wall Street.

I've never been to one of those.

Apparently yes, because he does it in a way that's appropriate for the genre and overall aesthetic. It jives with the mythical elements that are the primary focus. Headland, Gilroy, etc. just use the Star Wars universe to vent their own political anxieties, and they do it in a way that's forced and inauthentic.

Hey anon you probably shouldn't directly steal a RLM joke on Anon Babble.
Stick to Youtube comments and you'll get years worth of AT-ST AT-ST! posts to get your likes from.

for the genre

And the genre is..?

aesthetic

But Andor is the only SW-related product which actually makes proper retrofuturistic aesthetic OT-style.

just use the Star Wars universe to vent their own political anxieties, and they do it in a way that's forced and inauthentic.

Like..?

It's the Gen X and millennial feminist rot that is still utterly destroying the roots of Lucasfilm. Even if Kathleen Kennedy actually steps down this year it doesn't matter, the entire company needs to be purged because nothing will change with the people that work there. The damage is done and the corruption is too deeply embedded. They will continue to fill Star Wars with disgusting redditor sexual degeneracy and political talking points to intentionally soil it and drag it through the mud of their derangement. It is objectively not fixable or salvageable anymore because no one is going to clean house at this company and start fresh with an entirely new staff of real fans.

Tbh, I don't understand. You were given such nice political-free shows like Ahsoka, like Obi-Wan, like Acolyte. Why you are crying here?

some people can never be pleased

Luke, did I ever tell you about all of the rapes your father and I took part in during the Clone Wars? Just think about it, with a simple wave of our hand no woman could stand a chance against either of us. Why do you think we call it 'the force'? We'd hold the women down and each take turns ravaging them. Some days we'd use a Jedi mind trick and make her our willing slut. Pass her around with the clone troops for a morale boost, keep her with us a few cycles. Your father thought it was especially funny to return their senses for a few minutes and let them remember what's been done to them. After a while he'd put them right under again and let out laugh louder than a Bantha call. He was a good friend.

Ahsoka. Obi-Wan, Acolyte

political-free

Garbage bait

Everything is political, it is how you hide the politics. Most fail at this.

He's right though. Those shows were pure garbage even without politics

Some people can be pleased only through a superior purpose or ideal.

That's not a very high bar.

But that "undocumented migrant" was actually a wanted terrorist, soooo... Maybe the government should identify those "undocumented migrants"

So uhh is somebody going to tell Olivia Cooke how the story ends for her character?

I mean kind of yeah?
The whole set up is straight from WW2 movies/stories "2 halftrucks rides into a village/farm and soldiers start messing with the locals"

my god

Unlimited

Sexual assault is worse than child murder chud.

this season is sucking massive penis. On the nose 'muh immigrants feed us' slop, retard rock paper scissors, 6hr wedding dance scenes, and the first character we see looks like the average DMV employee. holy shit i want to kill myself

Why do you consume poison?

the absence of commas triggered me

I like S2 enough so far but the retard jungle planet was too much. Weakest part of the entire Andor series and it's not close.

Only Anon Babble doesn't like it, literally everyone else considers it one of the greatest things made by any species in the known universe and beyond.

So many people are desperate for this show to be good since disney star wars has been a massive let down for many fans. Kinda pathetic. Also a bunch of normies who just watch any slop praising because it's nothing like star wars but when you call them out for not being real star wars fans they reeee.

I counsel patience. We still have nine episodes to go.

And they would be retarded. What's your point? "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect"

no shit

its free, and the 1st season was good. Im highly attuned to globohomo propaganda so theres no lasting impact just disappointment.

You're not wrong, but those things are minor enough for me to ignore. The fat chick was almost cute so I'm not that bothered by it. Plus its not like fat chicks in the military are unheard of.
The immigrant stuff doesn't really work when you realize that the wanted terrorists are hiding out posing as immigrants, which kind of goes against the argument they intended on making.
Rock paper cobra or whatever they were playing was dumb, but I feel like it would have been better if it was a different child game like marbles. Still kind of funny but doesn't feel as goofy.
The wedding was kino don't know what your problem was there. The ambient worldbuilding type stuff usually ends up being some of my favorite scenes.

This thread is raping me and you need to stop I don't feel safe I'm having a panic attack

Can you really blame the guy? The ass too fat for imperial sanity.

but rather who was asking for rape scenes in Star Wars?

Me. But I'd prefer the male MC's love interest gets raped and impregnated.

Plus its not like fat chicks in the military are unheard of.

Evidently it wasn't a military installation. It was a private contractor like Lockheed. Which is why you can have a random fat chick working there.

So many people are desperate for this show to be good

And it's good. Kind of creepy, how scenes of eating in drinking in Andor are mogging TCW, Rebels, Resistance, Obi-Wan, Acolyte, Ahsoka, Book of Booba Fatt shows and good chunk of Mandalorian show.

The immigrant stuff doesn't really work when you realize that the wanted terrorists

And act of terrorism they've comitted is to resist occupation of their planet.

I liek jungle planets

Anon, you say that like the military isn't overfull of fat chicks.

It's a Yavin-4

The fat chick was almost cute so I'm not that bothered by it

bruh

Plus its not like fat chicks in the military are unheard of.

this is a completely modern phenomena and probably has only existed in the last 25 or so years of human existance

Rock paper cobra or whatever they were playing was dumb, but I feel like it would have been better if it was a different child game like marbles. Still kind of funny but doesn't feel as goofy.

I'm actually not too mad about the rebels, displaying early adherents to a cause as childish retards is actually kinda accurate. Just too long and too much

The wedding was kino don't know what your problem was there. The ambient worldbuilding type stuff usually ends up being some of my favorite scenes

too long. I dont want to watch child actors play patty cake for 5 minutes to shitty flute music. we coulda gotten the kist with a lot less and lost nothing for it.

And act of terrorism they've comitted is

not relevant.*
Proper vetting of all migrants is necessary for national security.
And it's committed.

I'm all in on the show. But I HATE the fact that on the jungle planet they were a bunch of retards like to a cartoonist level. It felt like something out of one of the other lesser Star wars shows like the later seasons of Mando it from Skeleton Crew (after it fell off) or something.

Literally the only saving grace is the ester egg of the jungle planet actually being Yavin IV. But everything else about that entire scenario was just bad and out of character for the show.

And act of terrorism they've comitted is

not relevant.*

this is a completely modern phenomena and probably has only existed in the last 25 or so years of human existance

And it won't get worse in the future? It's easy to say this doesn't meet the Imperial ideal, but the show has shown us that empire is not as perfect as it would wish. It has fraud. It has corruption. It has some fatties.

Just too long and too much

I agree, it took up too much screentime.

too long. I dont want to watch child actors play patty cake for 5 minutes to shitty flute music. we coulda gotten the kist with a lot less and lost nothing for it.

I liked the worldbuilding.

Brothel Queens bros…

first she was tortured, then she was almost raped, what's next?

I concur, I like the idea of showing ineffectual and retarded rebel groups but it dragged for too long for no real benefit except conveniently explains Cassian's delay

was just bad and out of character for the show.

How so?
The whole situation was IN character of the show.

I don't think it's out of character for a bunch of low level disposable rebel grunts to be retards. Some of them supposedly being second in command to Maya Pei is a little curious. Most definitely went on for too long though, and they probably were a teeny bit too retarded.

Agreed but making the jungle plenty yavin kind of felt desperate

I thought seinar was just a company working with the empire's military, not actually the military itself

It's a Cassian gets captured and held in one place for three episodes story arc.

Nice trips

Cassian just rolling up to the planet with the stolen ship when he knows the Empire is conducting some sort of operation there was super retarded and felt out of character for this super sekrit professional rebel group that is supposed to be contrasted with these retarded kids playing with blasters in the jungle. I really hope there are some serious consequences for that. He risked a lot of exposure to the greater network for what? Three low-level rebels that operate a radio?

How so?

Because the rebels were cartoonishly retarded.

That too, I thought he was going to get chased to the surface immediately but he came and went like nothing happened, nice blocus.

I thought seinar was just a company working with the empire's military, not actually the military itself

idk, but she wore a uniform, showed deference with the hands behind the back pose, and was on a base with an extensive military presence. Contractor, maybe? Point remains, I'd rather see aliens than DMV employees.

kino

Because the rebels were cartoonishly retarded.

But they were properly retarded for the situation:
- there are still no organised Rebellion as unified force, Cassian, Kleya, Luthen working in the dark, most of the rebel cells have no idea about them, only leaders
- group which captures Cassian lost it's leaders (including persons who could've know that Cassian is Luthen operative) in a recent imperial ambush
- they are running out of food and water supplies with no means to escape hostile planet

"Only honest people with standards dislike it"

but she wore a uniform

Get a job beyond office

I guess you can say the entire scenario was one giant set up for the twist of Andor actually NOT killing them all by ruthlessly mowing them all town with a tie fighter machine gun just to tie off lose ends. And then contrasting that with Luthen actually going through with ruthlessly tying off lose ends at the end.

Nta but isn't it too late in the timeline for the rebels to be this fractured and unprepared? I mean how long did it take them to set up base on yavin 4?

666

is this the start of rape-kino in movies and tv?

Oh the brutalist space mayans planet

Nta but isn't it too late in the timeline for the rebels to be this fractured and unprepared?

Nope. It's the whole plot-point of season 1 and season 2 start (which takes year later)

Gotta watch the Rebels cartoon.

I don't watch anything filoni-related

I hate the whole media literacy shit but

group which captures Cassian lost it's leaders (including persons who could've know that Cassian is Luthen operative)

Most wouldn't even know that unless they bought from Luthen and Cassian delivered.

im not racist when im horny

Oi mate, you ave a license for that rape?

I'm not opposed to rape happening, but you're a drooling fucking retard if you think it's something to be intrinsically associated with a sophisticated "evil" organization.

The number of women raped while trying to cross the border is extremely high, but it's the traffickers doing the raping, not the men out to stop them.

It was at least funny when Sheev force raped Shmi. That's a rape I can get behind.