/drunk/bros... We are so fucking back it's not even funny

An enigmatic stranger forms an unlikely bond with a grieving bartender who lost her lover, their lives intertwining in unexpected ways.

Hello, old friends.

Probably because he's not wearing that gay fucking makeup, and the beard covers his bad skin and double chin.

this also obscures him somewhat

have a job interview

get there an hour before and notice a bar across the way

decide to have 1 beer before the interview to loosen up

I can never only have 1 beer because I'm an alcoholic

have 3 beers and 2 shot in 40 minutes

don't go to job interview

completely drunk at a shitty bar by myself at 3 pm

is this a sequel to the rum diary?

Marc Webb

of ASM2 and Snow White fame

oh boy.

Not the wisest move BUT I bet the job interviewers would wish they were doing what you were doing

be me

daytime

drink

Is this the thread?

Alcohol is my only friend

Yeah

based, fuck workoid wagies.
sitting in bed at 10:30am drinking a hard soda. no work left for me until this afternoon. cheers Anons! SKOL!

also just make up a story, you were detained for 2 hours by cops because your car matched one they were searching for after a hit and run. they took your phone so you couldn't call them, and it was 3pm by the time you got it back and you thought it was too late. then apologize to them and understand if they have already proceeded with another candidate. 50/50 they will reschedule another interview with you if you had any chance to begin with, if not then you have lost nothing (compared to now) anyway.

Jumped off the bus

Puked in a garbage can

Just in time to get back on the bus as it comes down the other side of the street

livers are for wagies

How did you afford bar drinks without a job? You're supposed to just hide liqour in a kombucha bottle in the car and keep a couple airplane bottles in your pockets.

Jumped off the bus

Puked in a garbage can

That was mighty considerate of you. I was on a train saturday morning and a zoomer was puking his guts out on the train.

I'm drunk now

Me too. It's early in the morning. Always makes me anxious, even as a neet.

Today I wanted to drink and I just couldn't, I stopped after 3 500ml beers. What is happening to me. I wanted to listen to my favourite tunes and go to bed all wasted but like my stomach is saying no. Alcohol had always been my friend and not its betraying me

Already a few glasses of whisky and a beer behind me. Tomorrow won't be kind to me. Scary how I lost my resistance to alcohol in just a few years.

some days you just get sleepy, aint nothing to due BUT what you do is you enjoy those beers, get an early night and try again tomorrow. in my experience it leads to a better druk the following day

have a mega pint

go home

find shit on my bed

I love these threads

I've gone back to the same bar I left at 2am the previous night when they open the next day without having slept.

I'm so glad I'm sober and don't live the druk misery anymore.

He has been training for this role

gen z boss in a mini, itty bitty titty asian, and short stuff with an attitude.
Nice

You were alot more fun back in the day.
Shoo now.

Just drink slower. I’ll nurse a tallboy over 2-3 40 min episodes of a show, or close to a full mobie. Also take at least a couple minutes between finishing the last one and starting again. I have a problem anyway, like there’s something bad about turning off the faucet and thinking it won’t turn back on.