he's having sex with me! lol!
what the fuck is wrong with this bitch?
He's having sex with me! lol!
Women don't actually enjoy sex and aren't aroused by it on a physical level - they're just pretending in order to please men. It's all about emotional connection for them.
I use to believe this as well, until i realised a lot in life makes no sense if that's the case.
while he's busting a nut i'm laughing at his cock
Amelie posting is dead... It is now Anora posting.
Be honest. How many times did you post this by now? I alone have seen it at least 6 times
a lot in life makes no sense if that's the case.
Like what?
This was literally the first time. More than one person has realised the truth, as shocking as it is
the joke is that vanya is bad at sex, he's a rich kid who hires escorts so pleasing a woman isn't something he's ever had to think about
ani is simply giggling because he's a two pump chump
he's a drugged up son of some russian jew oligarch, he's barely sentient
she'd fucked a thousand men already, she will never be able to fully enjoy sex again after that
He came immediately, did you even watch the movie?
THIS STUPID OBVIOUS BAIT WILL GET 20 YOUS FOR NO REASON
Don’t care, I got mine ;)
Imagine caring about what women think about you
How do you explain cunnilingus then?
why are there female pedophiles, rapists, and fetishists then?
out yourself as someone who cant satisfy women by writing a post about how women don't enjoy sex because no woman has ever enjoyed sex with you
What is his endgame?
The existence of oxytocin alone is enough to prove you're a fucking retard.
that's not how biology works
I've eaten probably a thousand slices of pizza in my life, does that mean I can't enjoy my next slice?
Escorts usually get paid by the hour, so the implication is that the client will spend most of the hour fucking them. Getting paid for the hour, having sex for 3 minutes and watching him play call of duty for the remaining 57 minutes is why Ani is laughing
STOP LAUGHING AT MEEEEEEEEEEE
Does a woman really only need to laugh during a sex scene to win an Oscar?
Women are Chadsexual. They genuinely enjoy sex only with top 5% genetics men. With everyone else sex is about extracting resources from them.
Ani
NTA the loser should have laughed right back while fucking her harder. unrealistic movie. a random drug addled STD ridden street whore being better than a happy guy with money who can freely spend his time? that being a realistic scenario to anybody is beyond belief to me
the heckin feminist science said it's real, chud! checkmate!
This is such sad incel shit. You're not fooling anyone, faggots.
she didn't laugh in his face or insult/demean him in any way
it's a quick chuckle to herself how this rich kid is absolutely terrible at sex
she literally teaches him how to last longer in Vegas, you guys need to watch the fucking movie instead of just parroting opinions
Okay I was the third post. Explain in detail how it makes me an incel or was an incorrect thing to say. If you respond with a single hint of exaggeration or prevarication you will be immediately ignored.
Dang man when you put it like that it really makes me respect sex workers now. Thanks anon. I'm gonna go on r/pizza now and update your comment
It's cause people like talking about bad sex more than they like talking about good sex.
Bad sex offends fewer people because it's relatable. Even social guys with big dicks have had a pussy that was too tight. Even sexy innocent girls got with the attractive hung guy before they could get with anyone else and thought sex was just about being torn into by a guy who seemed friendly.
The way she puts her hand up reminds me of pic rel. I think it’s a fetish thing
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The joke is that he has a tiny pencil dick, you retards.
Used to work with some fat bitch that bragged about how she literally laughed at a guys dick when he pulled his pants down and how it made him depressed for months. Total cunt. God forbid someone laughs at her disgusting fat rolls and floppy pancake titties. Hope someday she overhears all the people there that says she smells like rank fishy pussy all the time.
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Since y'all are retarded pajeets, hopefully this scene from Family Guy should clear up the context of the Anora scene
I'm hung and have had hookups laugh at my dick. Had one who is like "ha! I can't fit this in me, I'm basically a virgin" and we spent the night spooning
post pics or stop lying on the internet
Had one who is like "ha! I can't fit this in me, I'm basically a virgin" and we spent the night spooning
You guys do know that most women don't enjoy vaginal penetration, only clitoral stimulation?
Why yes anons i have a spaghetti-dick how could you tell?
Food Analogy
This is more American than mutt's law
excuse me this is based on research; i have never touched a woman
i have never touched a woman
A lot of posts in this thread now makes a lot more sense
This is true. Talk to any man who's been with a woman for over 3 years. They stop putting out. Literally dumb shit like "it's too messy"
I was smiling trying to hold my laugh when the asian chick I was fucking said "my pussy so horny". Reminded me of Stanley Kubrick's hit film Fullmetal Jacket.
the good thing about being invisible to women is that I'll never ride the highs to feel those lows
why are Anon Babble users so insecure
it's not just here either. it's every board i go to.
except Anon Babble. ck can do no wrong.
I think you may be autistic.
This is wrong, I told a girl I was seeing I didn’t enjoy sex at all and she got incredibly offended and told me that porn destroyed me
Was this shit really Oscar worthy?
That's because you bruised her ego not because she cared about the physical act
She told me that a lack of sex made her feel undesired and unwanted
Like I said it was all about ego
porn destroyed me
Many such cases.
post pussy drip bitch
Men who can cook and above average amount of women and former drug users means it's basically incel-free and full of married people.
Anon Babble is the same but the opposite in that it's basically overwhelmingly male, but overwhelmingly normie too.
Anon Babble is probably the closest I get to the bad part of Anon Babble beyond Anon Babble people during soccer internationals
Frankly it's fairly liberal and disproportionately people who know what the Sepulveda Pass or IRT are.
Most of them never had sex so they think sex is this very important masculinity affirming experience, thus they rage at the thought of a woman laughing during sex.
Women don't actually enjoy sex
not the way you do it faggot!!
former drug users
what? lmao
never browsed Anon Babble but that sounds entirely true for some reason
She looks like the chud meme
everyone's insecure. the anonymity of Anon Babble just allows people to express it more freely
I want to strap this lovely Latina to a sybian that has a funnel and makeshift reservoir attached to it to collect the love juices and sweat that drip from her constantly teased and aroused pussy and ass for my later consumption. She would also have a perforated ball-gag and a second reservoir attached to her bosom to collect her drool. I would keep a recording device active for the full duration to take a complete record of every gagged gasp and moan. After she has ridden waves of pleasure milking her for all she's worth over an unrelenting 24 hour period I would collect her fluids and combine them then pour this delectable Jenna-wine into the finest crystal for sampling, using the most professional sommelier technique which I took the time to learn in preparation for this moment over a series of weekend classes. I would light candles and have the finest sound system money can buy play back a carefully curated phonograph-pressed sampling of the height of this girl's moans to set the mood. I'd twirl the glass in my hands and savor the wafting aroma before bringing it to my lips and tasting.
Letting the fine, viscous Mexican vintage wash over and coat every tastebud. After I had thoroughly appreciated the texture and all the subtleties of the tangy-salty-sweet-umami flavor notes I'd briefly gargle and then swallow it, making Jenna's intimately created love-wine a part of me forever. I would use its aphrodisiac and virility imbuing properties to then immediately breed her, kissing her all the while as my phallus plundered her soft tight fertile Latina walls so that she could taste her own vintage on my lips and my tongue as it leaked into her, and as my essence too leaked into her down below. As my body writhed and pumped against hers, skin flush, and was coated in her sticky sweat both old and newly produced through this exertion, she would be impregnated that very night. No doubt in my mind. No doubt in hers. If only Jenna could see my cum tributes, she'd love me.
wrong, they enjoy sex but it has to start in the brain for them before they like anything physical.
Why don't you just watch the fucking movie and stop spamming imaginary made up ones here instead?
That isn't the context of that scene.
That is her name in the movie. Are you stupid?
What exactly do you mean by "Oscar worthy" and why do you demand a random contextless shot from the film apparently be the entire basis of a film winning Best Picture?
So is it ego or porn
oxytocin has nothing to do with feminism, you picadilly sillt billy. it's a fucking chemical, anon.
being with a girl that actually cums harder from vaginal than clitoral has ruined me
please watch this movie about a whore! it's totally deep like Mysterious Skin!
kys
Thanks for helping spread the word. You might have read one of my posts where I talked about this; it couldn’t be any more true.
You will never be a woman
Humiliation ritual
No woman likes getting it and no man likes giving it, if either gender refutes this then they're gay
virgins:
omg shes mocking him for having sex I hate women so much
sex-havers:
she's laughing because homeboy lasted two minutes
I alone have seen it at least 6 times
This was literally the first time
boy, where were you in December?
there were 6 posted every day
no-one's pointing out how the sofa looks like a giant pair of bare ass cheeks kek
it's like Ivan is sniffing the thigh below it and Ani is holding her breath from a funny smell
Just laugh with them and finish inside them anyway. Do you guys really care that much about what a fuck hole is doing?
You guys need to get redpilled on women laughing after sex. It happens a lot more than you think. Doesn't mean the women are laughing at you its just a happiness thing where they are either happy for you or happy she had an orgasm too.
t. 50 year old actor who has had luck in his life
Stop bumping this thread over and over you retards. This is spam at this point.
it was considerably better than a lot of recent oscar winners. if it hadn't come the year after Oppenheimer, which is another good one, it would have been the best for a while, a significant while if you don't rate Green Book or Parasite.
a lot of them used to be line-wagies which are a notorious drug environment
Not with you they don't.
I don't feel like I could call any film good if its fundamental reason for existence is based on flawed moral reasoning.
that's not how biology works
Women try to "gotcha" men as much as they can even in situations like this one in which it makes negative sense because they have a galatic inferiority complex
oh lol he fucked me and there's this one thing that I perceive as wrong about him haha what a loser
she's laughing at his tiny russian dick
LMAO
what the fuck they made the guy from the portal 2 level editor real
usually because the romantic connection is gone. for most women, especially ones that get into long term relationships, sex is about the romantic connection and experience of it. they stop putting out because they'd rather hit the rose toy or dildo while your working than be expected to do all the work only for the guy to come in 3.5 minutes and leave them to clean up the sheets and make dinner
many such cases, women have urges but not in the same ways as men
Sexo.
She identifies as a male so him having sex with her makes him gay, that's why she's laughing.
For me it's the opposite. My girlfriend is really horny and always wants to fuck, but after my 12 hour work day I just want to play video games for an hour and pass out. If I don't fuck her for a couple of days she gets antsy and starts trying to guilt me into sex.
Kind of annoying, actually.
Would she be laughing at Bernie Mac?
gf constantly turns down my advances
give up on trying
she nags me about not having sex with her
wants me to rape her but I refuse because I don't want to end up in a jail cell if she suddenly decides she doesn't like me someday
yeah i've been with my wife 15 years and she still sometimes gets rather uppity when she wants some and i'm already basically asleep.
how insecure or bad at fucking are some of you faggots to get triggered/insecure about scenes like this and actually believe shit like
PUSSY DRIP