People back in the day

People back in the day

40 yo virgin? HAHAHA HAHAHA WHAT A SILLY MOVIE WHAT'S THIS? SCIFI? IT'S IMPOSSIBLE HAHAHAVAVAHA

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what kind of person listens to film soindtracks (not licensed)?

I'll be a 41yr old virgin this year.

I just turned 20 in March, kissless/hugless ect, is it over or is there still hope for me?

40? Hide you're daughters, there's a triple incel on the loose

hugless

how is that even possible

The trailer shows that the he had been seconds away from losing it multiple times before until he felt he "aged" out of caring
I myself wouldnt really describe such a person as a virgin even if he technically is one

i don't understand, how does a 40 year old connect with zoomer internet culture like br2049 and modern Anon Babble?

br2049 came out 7 years ago anon, it's more of a millennial thing if anything

I'm a wizard and the only hugs I ever got were from girls who dared each other to hug the ugly boys at school

also when he actually starts trying, he gets women almost effortlessly.
he goes to a bar with his friends and immediately has a woman (albeit a drunk one) interested in him.

but yeah that's definitely not comparable to the average Anon Babble virgin who's never gotten any romantic attention whatsoever

stay clean
by touching women, it will give you bad spirit

the youngest millennials were already 22 then. i disagree with your contention

Millennial in name only. You're on the council, but we do not grant you the rank of master, one of those things. You're not a real millennial if you don't remember the 80s at least a little bit.

Get comfortable, you're in it for the long haul. Also, happy birthday.

Your generations 'culture' isn't some mystical deep lore lmao.

Why haven't you tried an escort?

I'm happier keeping the money and fucking my hand.

step 1: do nothing, be invisible to others.
that's all, literally.

I am the biggest loser on earth but I lost my virginity at 32.

Cmon man, $500 at 40 years old shouldn't be such a huge deal.

yeah, honestly virginity/loneliness is the default path for most men. even above average looking attractive guys, you still have to be extroverted, confident, and charismatic to get any sort of female attention as a man

i'm 41 but have been with about 20 women. haha

just hook up with chicks on dating apps and fuck them? it's not hard. If you're ugly then you're fucked. Gotta self improve max.

It is living in Indiafornia.

have problem?

just don't have problem

Stop making the same thread, faggot.

people back in the day

it's still pretty silly. wouldn't a 40 y/o virgin still be like <0.5% of the population?

I don't know how they could measure virginity statistics. If I was a 40 year old virgin I definitely wouldn't tell anyone

Aho, chief posts-while-shitting

that just means the true stats are actually worse than the surveys say

Just dont shoot up a school.

That's me in 15 years

dating apps

DON'T LISTEN TO THIS NIGGER

y tho? ez pussy breh. just feel up some boobies.

br2049 came out 7 years ago anon, it's more of a millennial thing if anything

It's more of a dogshit thing

it's very difficult and soul crushing and i'm good looking

It's not hard, but you people don't like to be told that you need to work on yourselves to be marketable.

Ask yourself that question when you're still here at age 40.

I lost my virginity at 26. Don't give up.

Isn't it funny how only (YOU) get sold the self impr00v mantra while all your other peers and classmates just had it work for them?
But somehow (YOU)'re the one who needs to 'do the work'. Lmao. Honk Honk.

what do you call this typing style?

yeah, the frustration that adult virgins feel is that they have to put in effort to get something that came naturally to most of their peers

Do women really get THAT many likes so fast? I knew they had it easier but no fucking way

I'm not sure, but it's unsettling and I don't like it

Buddy I'm not going to work my ass off in the remote hope to being able to compete against roided chats in apps whose human users are roughly 10% real women at best.

normies had to work for it too, you just refuse to see it. helps that they didn't start from rock bottom like you, though.

Set up a tinder account as a woman and see for yourself

*roided chads

If you are born ugly/short, you are going to live life on nightmare mode. The only way to have a chance is to improve. Its not fair but that's life, just be greatful you aren't indian

mario looks like a serial killer

Yes it's very fast, but men mostly right swipe on everyone in the hopes of getting any match.

normies had to work for it too

no they didn't

the average normie just exists, has friends, goes to parties, next thing you know he meets a girl gets laid and starts a relationships.

your average self improvement autists thinks women are a reward for ticking off boxes and he's only worthy of approaching a woman once makes 6 figures and can bench 300lbs

It's not that he was a virgin, it's that he had no adult personality whatsoever. He had no interests or hobbies typical of his age. His friends knew he was a virgin because of how he lived long before his retarded sandbag comment. He was basically stuck as an adolescent forever.
No because you're a retarded street shitter from New Delhi and only pajeets watch "alpha male" videos.

Thanks for reminding me what r9k was like about 10, 12 years ago. I gotta leave to go spin plates and get some professional haircuts now though.

just force yourself to change interests and hobbies to fit in bro

Talk about just being yourself

heh, I'm gonna check out r9k for a bit. Haven't done that since le April Foools

Talk about just being yourself

Some lie your single mother fed you.

It just comes down to the luck of the draw. People are born and molded to having different personalities, physical attributes, status positions, experiences, etc. For the majority of people the combinations of all of those still allows relationships and having sex to just happen, but for a non-trivial minority of men the way they are falls too much outside of what the collective female opinion deems desirable. And those guys have to put a lot of work in, if they want to have any romantic or sexual relationships with women. It raises a question: are you truly free as a man living in a society, where you have to fit into a specific not-overly-permissive box, just to be able to have intimate relationships? With the added pressure, that you have to force yourself to fit into said box relatively quickly, because as you age, women will become less and less tolerant of your lack of experience, thus forcing you into a vicious cycle, that becomes harder and harder to ever break out of.

Why are you still playing videogames and watching anime as a grown ass man?

The only love you are owed is self love anon :)

Land of the free, you tyrant.

one time in high school an ugly girl was showing me something on her phone and i saw her home screen. every app had hundreds of notifications

There's plenty of women that like their man playing video games. Have you tried not being ugly and awkward first though?

Waow, I've never thought of that...
how do I do it?

Not at all. Star Trek TOS was released nearly 40 years before this movie and fans of it were the progenitors of old virgins. I'm tired of this thread and I fucking hate you, faggot

Lose a bunch of weight, cut your hair, change your pillowcase regularly.

change your pillowcase regularly.

Jesus Christ do you want a blood sacrifice too?

4chong was never for zoomers, it was always about the millenial neckbeard humor - zoomers have platforms like tiktok and youtube, which cater better for their generation

Only 5 more years. Will I gain super powers when I get there?

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only if you're short