Films directed by Jared Hess:
Napoleon Dynamite $46.1 million
Nacho Libre $99.3 million
Gentleman Broncos $118,192
Don Verdean $31,309
Mastermind $29.7 million
Thelma the Unicorn (streaming)
A Minecraft Movie $301 million (opening weekend)
His previous films made around $175.25 combined. And then people wonder why filmmakers move to IP slop. Have fun watching that Kool-Aid movie directed by Scorsese, you mongoloids.
cry more faggot
saw some kids leaving the theater saying the movie was awesome. So not only it's making bank but it's also being well received by its target audience: kids. Cope and seethe OP
Napoleon Dynamite
Nacho Libre
Automatic watch from me
Chuds lost
This is a site for adults only.
combine Napoleon dynamite slightly autistic humor with a game that appeals to autistic children and maintain an autistic dedication to Minecraft game mechanics and turns out it works OK.
I went to watch it with my kid. I enjoyed the film.
banger after banger
agree
might have to actually look into it. Napoleon dynamite was pure ludo, easily among the greats as one of the best films ever made
It'll be forgotten in a month. It was like watching a joke and everyone knew it was a joke so there were zero expectations and so there's barely a movie and barely any minecraft. We've degraded so far as a culture. Napoleon Dynamite at least had characters and the awkward humor fit the setting and story.
we support minecaft because of snood. hating minecraft movie is reddit midwit shit
Okay who cares
I don't watch trash I don't think about trash
this is a win against chuds b-because... th-there's occasionally people on Anon Babble who bully zoomers and this makes them mad in a roundabout sort of way!
Seethe. It's selling billions and billions and you are seething
Wow, damn, I got sniped by a better thread. Yeah I think I just hate Hess films, they're schlockfests and his sense of humor crutches on you (or your friends) being a better comedian to mock his work and make it into something better. What a fucking hack!!
Sonic is the only good video game movie
The shills are working overdrive ITT
You would think autists would hate the movie because it's very inaccurate to the game while also mocking it and its fans. Minecraftfags honestly are masochists that bow down to daddy Mojangsoft.
Minecraft is the most sold video game of all time. I’m sure there are autistics but it isn’t niche at all
I want Lars Von Trier's Roblox.
with my kid
Lies.
8GOYN
Funny way to spell Doom
Dam Rockwell is not a leading man families pay to see. Mormoncraft won
This is a jon Heder thread now
Are the seething people in the room with you right now? Is this success a win against the chuds?
Billion dollar franchises don't need shills, blud
If not a shill, why the shill behavior?
Fandom
Optimism
Happiness
Not his fault they switched Directors multiple times and that he already had a relationship with Black from nacho Libre
it is a meme movie. expect more of these to come, perhaps even expect fnaf 2 to lean more into this style and then I'll see you posting about it then too. minecraft movie has broken the flood gates.
I dont even know if tik tokers call them memes anymore. what do they call them? I dont know. but you get my point. movies full of internet/tiktok references and tik tok audio bait.
expect shrek 5 in this style too, and even have a "shrek is love" reference.
Based
muh box office
as if I give a shit what the average retard is clamouring to see at the kinoplex
CHICKEN JOCKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Filtered by brickkino
UH OH POLTARD MELTY
POLTARD CAN'T HANDLE THE CHICKEN JOCKEY LMAO
You don't give a shit about anything, you fucking loser
be microsoft
blow a trillion zillion dollarydoos on moniey crafta
notch brown bricks you
bean counters in accounts cant afford rope to hang themselves
merchandize the shit outta it with chinese slop
kids and adult kids buy it
sell the rights to the lowest bidder
dump a cheap cookie cutter flick on an empty slot hoping the name will sell
it does
lol dont watch it if you dont like it. there are 3 billion jeets and chinks lining up to see it.
counter strike movie
path of exile movie
hell divers movie
sons of the forest movie
so why post about a kids movie you fucking cocksucker
got a free minecraft movie ticket
didn't use it
feels good to be a main character
I thought Rob McElenney was who directed it, now I'll watch it
YIK'N JOKY