GRETA GERWIG'S NARNIA: THE MAGICIAN'S NEPHEW

Title: Narnia: The Magician's Nephew

Director: Greta Gerwig

Cast:

Charli XCX as Jadis the White Witch

Daniel Craig as Uncle Andrew

Meryl Streep as Aslan

The film will have a two-week exclusive IMAX theatrical release in November 2026 for Thanksgiving, followed by a release on Netflix for Christmas.

Filming is set to begin this summer.

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Nobody cares

My wife Greta only makes hits

Lol

She cowrote Snow White

Kino

I care

The film will have a two-week exclusive IMAX theatrical release

lmao no, it'll get kicked out after the first week and they'll show the ten year anniversary of Fantastic Beasts or some shit instead.

a travestite of a movie. it fits the current gestalt.

Can't compete with Fortnite and EA Fifa?

Just double down and make every movie female pandering slop, surely this will save the film industry.

Based

C.S. Lewis often capitalizes the word lion in reference to Aslan since he parallels Jesus as the "Lion of Judah" in Christian theology.

The word aslan means "lion" in Turkish.

I HATE ANGLOS SO FUCKING MUCH
WHEN THEY OUR NAMES IN THEIR MORONIC KUFFARIC PROPAGANDA WE STAY SILENT
WHEN THEY PORTRAY US AS SOME KIND OF MINDLESS BEASTS IN LORD OF THE RINGS. WE STAY SILENT
BUT FOR A MIGHTY BEAST THAT TRIUMPHED OVER DEATH. KING OF THE JUNGLE, KING OF KINGS, TO BE A WOMAN?
JIHAD. NOW.
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Casting call from a major casting site

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WERE ONLY WATCHING IT FOR CHOLI

SAAAAAAAR REDEEM THE WARDROBE

nobody gives a shit about narnia lol

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why do childless chuds seem to only care about media made for 10 year olds?

She's hot but can she even act?

Kinda makes me wonder how they're going to do the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe with the four siblings. Will they all be white? Some brown/black with no explanation? A throwaway line about adoption? All of them being minorities seems over the top.

probably not but if we’re having lady gaga shoved down our throats, then why not choli

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Digory will be indian

What? Are they making Narnia events take place Today? Not ww2???

Some brown/black with no explanation?

Adopted

Like brown M&Ms at a Van Halen concert venue, white characters being browned let me know to avoid the movies deliberately giving audience the finger. Browning white characters is racist towards white people and brown people, it's telling white people they shouldn't be on screen AND brown people that they don't have their own stories and characters, it's almost like (((whoever))) is doing this is trying to start a fight between white people and brown people too, hmmmmnnnn.

Meryl Streep as Aslan

what? isn't he literally Jesus?

Boycott the movie and just stick to the books.

You Turks owe reparations to Europe for all those invasions and running the Mediterranean Slave Trade.

Why is Meryl Streep playing the lion a bad thing?

Why should some old privileged white bitch play the main character? Why do you hate people of color so much?

No

shant be watching this muttmerican pozzed shit

Doesn’t work that way

It’s OVA

Jadis the White Witch

This is problematic

BOY 1

Indian Father/White Mother

BOY 2

British

Any ethnicity but must have accent

Girl British

Any ethnicity but must have accent

Why the obsession with the accent if they look like straight out of Congo?

Charli XCX as Jadis the White Witch

Actual feminine power too scary for director of Barbie, news at 11

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Kinda makes me wonder how they're going to do the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe with the four siblings. Will they all be white?

Like epic movie but the playing the joke with a straight face

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maybe on planet retard

that’s called Narnia

Aren't women made in God's image? Why can't God take on the form of a lionness?

Who's that circus performer? She should cover her shoulders.

Here's your QUEEN Jadis bro

I can't believe it's coming out next year? Wtf. Is this some sort of netflix slop?

It's just entertainment at the end of the day so I don't care but this is also symbolic for a number of reasons. One, Aslan is a male lion. Lions don't sound like broads. Two, Aslan is supposed to be a direct allegory/parallel to Jesus Christ. Making a woman voice a well established avatar of Christ will turn fans of Narnia against the production as well as people who actually practice spirituality and don't just profess it so they can claim offense and be accepted.

I don't care because I won't watch and don't care about any of Greta Gerwig's productions but this will not bold well.

casting Charli XCX

No thanks.

its choli baybi

What's wrong with Choli

Gerwig has never, and will never, direct a good film

>Charli XCX as Jadis the White Witch

Kek, not falling for this nonsense.

This is an anti-Indian website

Charli is white

pleb

Narnia is boring.

Her father is scottish and she looks white, shes white. Sorry if that upsets you

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... Is she naked?

She looks like a Bollywood actress