THE NETHER
THE NETHER
steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve's LAVA CHICKEN
It's so gross what plastics and estrogen have done to men. Fat guys in the 50s and 60s never had massive tits like Jack does.
What the hell is this place?
You said it
Why is jack black steve
I hate this faggot so much
Because producers don't play video games.
I.................. AM STEVE
I AM STEVE
CRAFTING TABLE
CHICKEN JOCKEY
if I had a kid or teenager that wanted to see this movie I'd throw them into a ravine and pretend I never had kids or wanted any
kid or teenager
The target audience is manchildren
I'm 25 years old. Am I part of the manchildren crew for watching this kino?
ENDER PEARL
FLINT AND STEEEEL
Yeah you'll go with your beaner cousins after one of you steal your abuelas credit card
¡Ay, caramba!
another marketing thread
I will not watch your slop, no matter how many threads you make.
Dude, I don’t give a shit if you see the movie. I get paid anyway
Anon Babble talking about the current Anon Babble thing on the Anon Babble board
dios mios!
oh
kek'd
CHICKEN CHASA, WHY AIN'T YA CHASIN' CHICKENS IN MICROSOFT XBOX'S FABLE
its gonna be cringekino and people will still be talking about it in 20 years.
Cause he keeps getting work somehow.
This. Same treatment as the FNAF movie
That movie was forgotten like a week after release, solid flick desu
ive got some GHB im going to use to date rape myself when this movie screens at the local kinoplex. im going to mix 5 mLs into my soda and see what happens.
It's cringe but in the same way Napoleon Dynamite was, you're in on it
Honestly the starting scenes on Earth were almost funnier than the ones in Minecraft
FLINT AND STEEL
this dripfeed gorilla marketing campaign blows. when does this piece of shit go live so we can forget about it?
You said it wrong, he said flint and steeeeel
I watch for she
WOOD
THIS
IS A DIRT HOUSE
I look like this and say this
They turned me into a videogame character! I’m videogame Jack!
FNAF was actually decent.
It was fucking terrible.
youtube.com
Zoomer bros... we're going home...
The first one was awful
who's black steve?
It's gonna be so epic if he references butter or says "It's Minecraftin' time!"