/hor/ - Horror General

zombie edition

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He still hasn't watched the greatest horror movie podcast

imagine watching a podcast

2 spam posts already

Fucking hell

Don't forget to report spammer lowlifes fag
I only see one.

I only see one.

Lowlifes and podcast, I assume.

Buy an ad Frank, seriously, you asshole.

Podcast guy posts one time each thread. I'd hardly call that spam and at least the product is good. Lowlifes faggot does it the entire thread while the movie is dogshit.

Yes

Podcast guy posts one time each thread

True, but shilling your own YT channel on Anon Babble imo constitutes spam.

he thinks Zac visits these halls

you must be kidding

Ok, it's some fan. Same difference.

some fan

Aren't we all? The guy is hilarious, has good taste in horror movie, and appears in horror films. The guy literally works for Troma.

183 days until Oct 1

Too long, still snow on the ground here and more snow on Wednesday.

Fuck Troma

What's some horror movies that take place in big buildings/high-rises/skyscrapers
For example, Gremlins 2, Poltergeist 3, Demons 2, Calamity of Snakes, Towering Inferno also works
Bonus points if multiple places in the building are visited, so don't fucking say shit like Evil Dead Rise when the cunts stay inside one small apartment for 95% of it

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Rec, Gonjiam and Grave Encounters

he doesn't like The Toxic Avenger

he doesn't like Class of Nuke 'em High

he doesn't like Terror Firmer

he doesn't like Poultrygeist

you must be fun to hang out with

Fuck trauma

Watched Queen of Black Magic last night and it was pretty good.
Going to watch

May the Devil Take You

tonight and see how it goes

Found the Snyderfag.

Fuck off.

may 30

I'll forget by then

What's your fucking problem, bitch?

Aren't at least half of those dudes rapists?

No. Maybe the black guy but he seems like an uncle Tom which is pretty based.

It's Frank, his producer.

Anyone see this? Shit still scares me.

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Who's watching Lowlifes rn?

mods

t. a man who hates breasts

mods

This is Anon Babble.

Horror movies featuring dinosaurs? Already watched Carnosaur 1-3, both Pterodactyl(second was meh) and Raptor.

Dinosaurs generally fall into the fantasy/adventure category, but I'll give you some classic ones anyways

One Million Years BC

When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth

The Land That Time Forgot

The People That Time Forgot

Gonna be a new one this year, Primitive War.

i know you guys can't see his name without flinging shit, but wasn't this a joke in a patton oswalt set after he talked about seeing death bed?

Jim Norton

Why? He's more disliked than Opie at this point.

What's the V stand for, Vampires?

He's more disliked than Opie at this point

Holy shit you really live under a rock

Vagina. Script was written by a female comedian.

I'm probably falling for bait, but it's the roman numeral for 5, you imbecile.

Not surprising, she ripped off Vampire Hunter Dick

beloved hilarious comedian

successful podcasts

still making people laugh

more disliked than......Opie of all people

NGL, this thread is absolute trash so far. Hopefully some of you kys soon.

Tranny fingers typed this post BTW

No trailer yet but sounds interesting.

It'll probably be shit, but I have a sliver of hope given it's based on a well received book.

But none of that is true except still making people laugh. And they're laughing at how horribly he's fucked up his life by marrying his "wife".

Go find any recent show he's been on and see how overwhelmingly positive the comment section is. No one gives a fuck about his dumb wife. They just like seeing Jimmy.

Boo hoo cry about it

blu ray or even HD digital release never

You can find it on youtube in good quality so who cares

You jest but I legit remember renting the killer fridge movie as a kid

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I care, faggot.

Those are comments are from 40+ year olds who loved little yimmy 20 years ago on OnA. His only fans are old fans of OnA. He's completely irrelevant and a weird little fat creep to everyone else.

You do know this generation watches O&A on youtube, right?

Lil Jimmy lives rent free in my head

Lol okay dude

Time to leave because this thread is too dead for me.

jim how do you live with yourself after lying about being a full blown homosexual for decades?

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No, fuck you bitch ass nigga

Saw Unicorn, was fun and funny. Cast was great, especially Grant, Poultier and Ortega. Good magic horse action.

We watch Lowlifes on repeat

did they really need to make 14 of these?

yeah but they're not the Jim ballwashers. The younger generation of youtube O&A watchers don't like him because he's an actual sexual deviant with a lot of skeletons in his closet like "the show we can't talk about". The ymmy glazers are the old fans of da show. On topic are there any radio show horrors? Off the top of my head I'm thinking about TCM 2. I haven't seen Pontypool and then there's Talk Radio which isn't really horror but is a great thriller. Welle's War of the Worlds doesn't count.

Sure why no?

Stabs must go up

Psycho Cop 2 (make sure it's the uncut version)
The Guard from Underground
Trapped (1989)

No, the vampire was in the sixth one.

He's not gay. He said many, many times that he would honestly tell you if he were gay.

Just watching heretic now. Which one do you think is cuter?

I think right side is cuter but the left one would probably be easier to get into bed, she just has the look.

Oh she just harped on about the holohoax I want the one on the left to be marched into the ocean whereupon she drowns and is washed away.

Isn’t the right chick a size queen?

that's ok with me I have a big pp

side note: 3 inches is big, right guys?

Marry, fuck, then kill both

no way thats crazy

Why is the black vaping dude from The Monkey saying “shit man that sucks” not a reaction image here yet

I wanna marry the one on the right she's really pretty

Chuds wonder why women would choose a xenomorph over a man if they were stuck on a spacecraft

If the xenomorph looked like the cute little chipmunk lady on the left I'd choose a xenomorph too

Of course by left I meant to say right, not sure how that happened.

Left is cute, right is not.

For me, it's Sister Barnes

WRONG

Sister Barnes gives off Sienna Guillory, she's hot but not cute. I want a wife not a fleshlight. Also she thinks the holocaust happened so she loses points on that one

Is this worth watching? I always thought the poster looked awesome as a kid.

Someone post the please I'll do anything webm

Don't know to what you're referring but this webm made me laugh so I'll share it with you until your desired webm arrives.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1743199245023710.webm

The second part with the nurse was the short that kicked it off.
Would you believe that the blonde in the second half is the directors wife? I didn't hate her but it was a Sheri Moon casting. I think budget constraints probably killed it too. Hopefully they made some cash and their next one is more coherent.

I will be checking in tomorrow to see if you survived the night.
Could be the dog man. But sounds more like a witch.

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I think I watched this as a kid but remember nothing from it, gonna chuck it on now.

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I watched Dead Alive tonight and I was impressed at how much it grossed me out. Funny ass movie too

Rip

It would be amazing if Peter Jackson made a return to horror. Seems he's just sitting on his ass and playing with planes.

It's fun, the third one too.

Bastard made a hundred bajillion dollars off Tolkiens shit, he doesn’t have to do anything ever again now. But it would be cool to see that yes

Coyote.

Steel Trap
Glass Trap
The Belko Experiment
Mayhem
The Night Watchmen
Bloodsucking Bastards
Attack The Block
Comedown
Citadel
Shivers
The Initiation
Hide And Go Shriek

don't fucking say shit like Evil Dead Rise when the cunts stay inside one small apartment for 95% of it

I guess Elevator and Devil are out then.

Did not know there were sequels, thanks. I've been going through Tobe Hoopers films slowly and they are kino.
Also, this poltergeist has impressive taste in suburbs.

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The Beast From 20.000 Fathoms
The Giant Behemoth
The Beast Of Hollow Mountain
The Crater Lake Monster
There's like a shitload of 00's-10's scfi channel ones.

The Midnight Hour
The Fog
Play Misty For Me but that's another thriller.

nta but I have seen uh 1 of these. knowledgeable anon.
really need to see Shivers.