Family movies

fuck off, raj

Powerful Chris Watts energy from this fellow, I'm patiently waiting for the headlines

Imagine being locked in to this shit, you can’t even cheat because of you get caught it’s game fucking over for ever having money to buy anything ever again. She seems like a fucking nightmare, shannnann vibes

what kind of "man" pushes a stroller in public?

"get married and have white babies,guys! and dedicate your life to a woman! that's how you will be happy! hahaha look at me i'm so happy.."

commits family murder suicide

outrage bait image/video

irrelevant, time wasting question

janny clean it up

Weird kind of bait, no one prints off shit anymore when you can find and do everything through the park app.

Wake up at 5 AM to run on the treadmill when you will be walking around a theme park all day straight. Why are gym people so retarded

she is vary butiful i would kiss her lots

The mom is clearly running that family like shes Stalin. Shes the alpha and the husband is the beta which is why he pushes

What if you're wrong and he's happy or at worst just a little bored? You guys are miserable and instantly project your misery onto everyone and everything else. Sad!

Let me guess, guy will kill the wife and kids in around ~5 years

white family

Anon Babble still finding something to seethe about

there's no pleasing you retards

working out before walking 27,000 steps in a theme park

For me, it's the Haunted Mansion. Best ride in the park.

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Because I’ve lived with women I’ve been fucking, family annihilators exist and are well documented, and any woman who makes a business out of how to go to Disney with your family is batshit fucking insane

i went back to disney as an adult after many years and i fucking hated it, it's literally spending 2 hours in line under the scorching sun for each ride which lasts less than 5 minutes, and if you're an adhd autist like me it's a fucking nightmare, then you're walking around sweating like a pig for the next ride and another 2 hours queue, and you're there all day long for like 12-14 hours, it was nothing like what i remembered as a kid

No, a guy being forced to pose for a TikTok video because he's a fucking failure of a man led around the dick by his social media addicted psycho wife is not fucking happy.,

It's called "father."

he's a fucking failure of a man

He has four White children

That's because this is a brown board retard

What a fuckin life huh

That Guardians of the Galaxy ride at Epcot is p cool even if the theme of anything Marvel is total fucking shit. Getting motion sick in the dark to some 80s music is kinda nice

Why are there so many videos like this with timestamps every ten minutes for the smallest details?

6:15 wake up

6:20 wipe my ass

6:25 drink my coffee

It's so stupid and honestly stress inducing

the planet was colder and crowds were smaller when you were child.

>empty park pic

already dozens (hundreds) of people just in that 2 second cut alone

15 minutes later and they're already trapped in a throng of sweaty fat people, the crowd large enough to be a legitimate trampling risk at any moment

why the fuck would you ever want to go to these places
a majority of the people there don't even have kids by the looks of it

why the fuck would you ever want to go to these places

Because we don't have crippling autism.

Disneyland should have maximum capacity so lines are never excruciatingly long regardless of what time you arrive. Even ten minutes is fucking terrible.

First black man to witness an in tact family unit, ca 2025, colorized

Which he's spoiling to death on Jewish consumerism, ensuring most of them will turn out to be maladjusted freaks. So, he birthed four white children just to suffer because he can't raise them properly. Great going there, guy.

literally ass backwards lmao. the autistic freaks are the ones going to these over priced shitholes. normal people just go to the beach or go to an amusement park in their own state for 1/20th the price

no no you don’t get it I HAVE to work out at 5am even though I’m on vacation I simply MUST do it

Exercise makes you feel good.

Don't quit your day job. Ah who am I kidding, I know you don't have one.

what if we made a rollercoaster but had TV SCREENS THAT YOU RIDE PAST

tasteless easily impressed zoomers: 10/10 best ride ever

Top cringe.

Rhett

Vance

beauden

the only problem with this is the fucking retarded gigastroller that the parks actually banned. As far as a family vacation going its not bad. The park is all couples and friends now.

Disneyland is kino though, theres an underbelly that still appreciates the history of the park dont fall for demoralizing disney adults.

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What causes a woman to be like this? Why are so many of them Disney-women/mothers?
Is it lack of true meaning in their lives?

The classic stuff is still the best. Pirates of the Caribbean has more soul than any other ride.

i'm sure they really appreciate the hair gel baking into their scalp all day in the sun and getting woken up at 6:45 AM just to not even be ass-in-seat on a ride until 8 fucking 30 too lmao

weak husband

total lack of hobbies or interests

SSRIs and other neurochemically harmful "medications"

downright toxic social media culture that is designed to headfuck women at every turn

most of these poor cunts never had a chance - women were not made for the kinds of jewish stressors this modern hellworld is placing on them

Byoo-den or Boh-den?

that's because mommy and daddy got the fast passes, why didn't you skip the line with a fast pass, are you stupid?

Disneyland is kino though, theres an underbelly that still appreciates the history of the park dont fall for demoralizing disney adults.

Yeah, like turning reskinning Tower of Terror from a timeless classic IP to a flavor of the week zoomer green screen slop that no one will remember within five years or so. Sad!