Heres the tight young coombait that's going to pack boxoffices for years to come i told you about

i was expecting a meme but you did a legit review, however i dont think there was anything redeeming, i watched the movie was at no point does any dialoge by her or the other characters evoke care, she has no arc, she has no evolution, its not Pretty Woman at all, and halfway thru when the schlocky Mod shit starts it reminded me of Stalone's Oscar, its the same exact premise.

then i checked IMDB and realized this was her 2nd ever starring role, some nigger movie (literally) was 2 years ago, and her 2 small no-dialoge roles in Hollywood and Scream.

and the director wasnt doing FULL length movies of note either, he did a Taco Bell commercial (literally) 3 years ago and prior to that a bunch of short films and 1 or 2 weird ass low budget indie films, his next work? a big movie? no another short film for some japanese director

this is arguably the worst win since Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny 2.0

oscar at 22

she's going to star in a series of dogshit oscar baits and capeshit for the next decade and then fizzle out in obscurity just like JLaw

dont even fucking compare this slut to Jlaw, go watch Poker House (which i know for a fact you didnt even know exists) to see what acting is

nah ain't gonna do it

Looks like some sort of semitic drop fish. Still would though

im fucking her til the cows come home, you people are genuinely homosexual

abandon all hope

Lol, It's so easy to trigger the Mikey waifuists.

she has a really, really weird face. ugly seems harsh but it's not something i'd ever go for and i've turned down a chick with this exact phenotype but a little better looking so it's not just idle speculation.

Yeah but fuckable and a 10/10 are two different things. This is not an A list hottie material I'm sorry. But yeah I'd follow her and then start running at her with a knife after she left the club a little tipsy if you know what I mean

Fuck Mikey

Every 30 minutes with this bitch

Why are you seething at Mikey Madison all day every day?

The first time I saw this skank she was showing her bare ass in a webm on here. That set the tempo, now how am I supposed to watch her doing anything else? Really painted herself in a corner.

very normal poster

in a webm on here.

Yeah, we know.

It’s a thinly disguised worship thread

I'm a religious orthodox Jew (I don't wear the black clothes but I am religious) and Jewish women are princesses who never give me the time of day. They're all spoiled cunts who would rather take goyim cock than do their duty for the tribe. I'd kill for a jewess who looks as good as her.

she's a 9 at the absolute bare minimum, where is this delusion coming from? did tv get mad after she won an award or something?

just because you beat out a bunch if retards at the special Olympics doesn't mean your worthy of a real gold medal

kek absolute this, great review anon

No, it's the same guy raging at her all the time. Not even the first thread he's made like this today.

painful samefag

Here's what actually happened, OP saw a contextless five second webm from Anora, then invented an imaginary movie to get mad at, now here we are.

take a shower once in awhile you guys STINK

not than anon, but i also find FOTMwaifu spergs annoying and shit on their threads when i can. if they could ever just pick unambiguously very attractive women, it would be one thing, but they spam chicks like this one and xochipotle.

Anon Babble will never make me hate her

not than anon, but

just not that into Neanderthals' nothing personal kid

nigga im the one who posted the fucking inane conversation 5 minutes into the film in the club when she meets the russian faggot, way back when this shit was a camrip, a year before she won these fraudulent awards, before all the fucking "woke prostitutes praising it" bullshit

So just to summarize, you're mad that in a movie, a conversation in a strip club between a dumb rich kid and a working stripper was "inane" and that's why over a year later you're making constant threads raging at Mikey Madison?

You are the only one spamming threads about Madison.

Monolid

caked

blob mouth

2/10

super normal poster, not at all insane

I bump any Mikey thread I see so your crusade is pointless

still going, these assholes

NO I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN SEETHING FOR YEARS

Was that meant to make you seem better than a kneejerk idiot?

Get help, OP.

Grim

between the 2 main characters in the film

ftfy

and at no point in the rest of the fucking film do either of their dialogues get deeper or more engaging

crusade

why would anybody need to crusade against these threads when you're going to get bored and move on to posting about the next waifu love of your life the moment the next big movie or tv show comes out? you're like marketers but more pathetic because you get paid a janny salary to do it.

Seethe.

shes been acting for years

post any other clip of her delivering dialoge that evokes talent and emotion

ill wait because shes fucking "girl who dies in a fire" for 2 movies prior to this, nobody even saw the nigger flick she STARRED as in TOP BILLED in prior to this oscar bait bullshit

jews gave a jew an award

yay

Vanya is not the other main character in the film.

I wasn’t even thinking about Mikey today until I saw this seething post from OP tonight on Anon Babble

I honestly had never heard of her before this and I haven't seen Asnora and never will kek

only other name on the poster

n-not the costar!

you can't win an award for this performance because....you haven't been in enough leading roles in other movies not nominated!

logic

guys guys she's jewish did you know she's jewish omg she's jewish even tho she wasn't hiding it

okay

why would they have "deeper or more engaging" conversations when his character is a vapid spoiled moron? are you stupid? did you actually watch the film?

Accept your slop, like who they tell you, very noble.

>only other name on the poster

Where is his name on the poster?

The media was pushing Demi Moore, not Mikey Madison. They wanted the "comeback story" win.

How bad does your life have to be to fall in love with a porn star
Mikeyfag might actually and genuinely be an autistic brown virgin

Says the guy making hourly threads seething at Mikey Madison for months.

none of that pertains to the very simple question posed in that post.

still waiting. (we all know you cant, you cant even post one from this fuckign movie she swept for)

Imagine getting your start by having Brad Pitt cave your nose in with a full can of dog food.

Newfag Anon Babblefag tard. Waifus are board culture

bro its SUPPOSED to be a horrible film, duh!

she mindraped this entire board

it’s so funny how much chuds irrationally hate this movie

I didn't say that. Respond to what I said or fuck off. There's no point in having a conversation with yourself. The character is a vapid spoiled brat, why would he suddenly have "deeper and more engaging" conversations with Anora during the film? Did you actually watch it?

60 of the replies in this thread are one person.

Her main role was on TV, in Better Things. She did that for five seasons. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was the first film role she had. I don't really see what any of this has to do with anything regardless, she won for Anora. That's how it works.

if she looks like this now, imagine what she'll look like in her forties after 10 surgeries

nigga they fucking pushed this trash even as EVERY OTHER FUCKING AWARD CEREMONY completely panned it

name any other fucking film that won multiple , much less swept the oscars and didnt win shit in any other major award show prior that year.

ill wait. and while you're at it, feel free to post that 1 clip, from her entire acting catalog that evokes emotion and obvious talent that someone would say "wow this is a great actress"

shouldn't be hard for someone who swept the Oscars, right?

someone mentioned Jlaw earlier, I dont even have to go back her very first fucking film, poker house at 17yo to show that, 5 years before she won for Silverlining Playbook

The only other name on the posters besides Madison's is Baker's.

You have to pay to see her movie, I'm not even sure what her name is, I haven't watched SNL in like 20 years, the Oscars haven't been serious since the mid-2000s at least..mindbroken for sure.

yeah, this freak

It didn't sweep, it won five out of six nominations. A sweep is winning all nominations.

she was barely even in that show too, it was the middle and youngest girls who were in it more and the main mom

Sex! Sex! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP!
Sex! Sex! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP!

FUCKING AWARD CEREMONY completely panned it

Anora won the DGA, WGA and PGA.

Mikey has such a nice body

So now you're pretending to have watched five seasons of Better Things huh?

Wasn't she in that shitty series where Kate Winslet got gangbanged

the trans was by far the most scene'd and the youngest was the 2nd most (she also coom'd it in daddy's home 2)

the oldest was literally Anora-prequel and thats not a good thing and did nothing but ANGST and slam her door

the bitch was in 2 of the biggest blockbusters of each year and had no fucking dialogue besides screaming and getting killed

she did a fuckign NIGGER FILM that nobody heard of

NEWS FLASH, PEOPLE WHO CAN ACT DONT DO B-SHLOCK

youtube.com/watch?v=EqEP9g9C-mY

cant do 1 segment on SNL that is funny or charming or engaging in your path

even Jenna Ortega did a better job, go watch the MTV Rediculousness skit

"The main mom", yes you definitely sound like you're very familiar with the show. It doesn't really need to be said but this is complete horseshit of course, Mikey was by far the most prominent cast member after Adlon herself.

Who's "they"? You're completely incoherent. You're claiming the media wasn't pushing Demi Moore but also pointing to something like the Golden Globes, which is literally run by media journalists, which awarded Demi Moore. They were pushing Moore because she was a big name and they wanted their comeback story. They were not pushing Mikey Madison because she's little known and has zero social media, which the media hates.

I just don't find her attractive and wish she wasn't posted here altogether. Fortunately, I can just hide the thread like I do when I see that Goblin from Last of Us.

laughing at how incredibly obvious it is you just quickly skimmed a wikipedia or IMDB page for the show a minute ago

the show was fucking 5 years ago nigga

the little girl mogged the rest of the cast in Daddy's Home 2

also speaking of mogging

youtube.com/watch?v=lTEZ5fbPotg

but those same writers and cast were the problem 2 days ago, right?

and the week prior with Shane and the week before that, and before that.

almost like the writers are the same and the only thing that makes the biggest effect is the fucking host's ability

theres a difference between media buzz over a great film that's completely different than anything we've seen and also a great social commentary vs something that was being TOLD to like before it even came out, even as it failed at every other award show leading up.

newsflash Jlow's Hustlers was also a realistic stripper movie, it literally had Cardi B a former stripper in it, they didnt win awards, yet had atleast a plot that made sense

the youngest was the 2nd most (she also coom'd it in daddy's home 2)

None of them were in Daddy's Home 2 and given that movie came out in 2017, that actress would have been about ten years old, so that's a pretty fuckin weird thing to say.

completely different than anything we've seen and also a great social commentary

I really hope you aren't talking about The Substance.

the youngest was literally in daddy's home 2 faggot, shes the one who shoots the deer

Are you completely sure you've watched five seasons of Better Things?

nevermind its a similar cunny, thought it was her, she actually disappeared since the show, weird

even as it failed at every other award show leading up.

Anora won the DGA, PGA and WGA, and the Palme d'Or ages back, as well as BAFTAs and other awards. The Substance was also MASSIVELY shilled by the media being supposedly the best horror film of the decade and one of the best of the entire 21st century, and blah blah Demi Moore was the highest paid blah blah that media cycle was insufferable. There's a reason she got her first Oscar nomination in her 60s.

A basic Tales from the Crypt episode stretched over nearly two and a half hours where half the film was done by Qualley (who received no nomination) and a lot of prosthetic makeup (rightfully won an Oscar), but they wouldn't stop pushing Moore as le comeback story. I don't have to pretend she wasn't a complete junk actress for her entire career just because she's old and wrinkly now. That wasn't some kind of Gary Oldman overlooked for decades situation, Moore made absolute crap, she was highly paid in the 80s and 90s because she made mass market junk.

The Substance was fine, good effects, way too long for what it was, Moore was nothing particularly special in it, it could have been played by most moderately actresses in their sixties. Anora the film did not work without Madison's performance anchoring the entire runtime, and it is a difficult character performance to thread, which she did successfully, so I'm fine with it winning

That was Scarlett Estevez, who was not in Better Things at all. And also was about 9 years old in that movie so

(she also coom'd it in daddy's home 2)

Remains a strange thing to say.

Crazy homeless guy rage rant against a teenage actress.

This is why celebrities have bodyguards.

unique features

gorgeous pale skin

beautiful dark hair

personality features

Yeah, she's a 10/10.

Aren’t you allowed to legally rape them?

She was the perfect muse for Sean Baker, like serendipity. It's harder to find a great match for arthouse indie that fully elevates their idea, than sketch comedy or TV entertainer. She's a raw talent

how is she already fat

She should play biopics of cross dressing bank robbers

she isn't remotely fat

she usually looks like some kind of hapa. snl made a her look too jewish

you're in the wrong thread, i think Eugenia Cooney is more your type you weird faggot

It's like this girl stole Michelle's jew role even stole same dress, how dare her

That's not the same dress.

yeahuhhh

I will pack her box office

I came here to post this

Did I ask you, BITCH?

teenage

she was in Scream and Hollywood which are easily 5 years old at this point, she was atleast 18 in them

look at her arms as shes moving, shes fat

How is this hag younger than me?

Where do these schizos come from? Kill yourself, you fucking retard.

There are no more stars in acting, the future is gonna be shit for "kino", this is the next generation

Stupid image.

Goddamn that shit is grim. Anya is the only one who can act for real in that list, there a few hot ones but the rest can't act for shit, the """men""" are not even worthy mention.

I don’t think the jews really care anymore

she’s growing on me

Why did you put two Ms Marvels? And why the fuck is Jesse Plemmons there? He's nearly 40 and a good actor, he's hardly a "zoomer".

He's nearly 40

I was about to kek but fuck me it's real, he's only 36. I thought guy was 45 or something, he looks rough for 36.