Superman Full Plot

Snyder and Gunn aren't friends. They took a photo together because Snyder is too nice for Hollywood

sounds absolutely retarded, which is to be expected

Saaaarvplease restore the Sneederverse!!!!!

this shit sounds boring, give me superman vs the elite instead

Snyder and Gunn aren't friends.

Gunn wrote Dawn of the Dead.

After the reprehensible garbage that were the Snyder DC movies, I was hoping Gunn could do something better with it. The more I learn about this Superman movie the less interested I am in checking it out.

At one point, Luthor enters the Fortress of Solitude, uncorrupts Jor-El’s messages about Superman being sent to conquer the world

This right here is pure Smallville.
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Split into the days of the week

They did not turn Superman into the fucking Shining. Who thought this was a good idea.

This is bullshit... Right?

Two things can be bad at once, snydertroon. Just because Gunn can't make a good superman, that doesn't mean Snyder didn't also fumble the bag three times in a row.

Superman returns to the Fortress of Solitude, where a drunk sorority version of Supergirl appears to reclaim Krypto (her dog). She had asked Superman to watch him for the week.

Um...

Meant as a joke post credits scene. Like the MCU...

Directors don’t really need to be in contact with scriptwriters. Lnce the script is written, the writer doesn’t necessarily need to be involved in the shooting. Gunn did talk to Snyder but not necessarily as a friend

Snyder lost.

>At the Daily Planet, Jimmy Olsen behaves as expected, but with a twist—girls obsessively fawn over him, and he can't escape their attention.

Can you blame them?

Movies are obsessed with chapter divisions recently

White Boy Summer, the fuck Tyrone gonna do?

Movies are obsessed with chapter divisions recently

Easier way to hide reshoots and poor direction.

Full plot

Opens up with Superman already being seriously injured but doesn't mention by who or what

Superman being sent to conquer the world

WHAT? Oh no no no. I actually believe it now because Gunn is a retard.

Lex Luthor has access to a pocket universe where he traps people he hates, including ex-girlfriends. He violently beats Krypto and takes him to this universe. He uses kryptonite created by Metamorpho who is also trapped in the pocket universe to capture Superman who ends up trapped there too.

Lois and the Justice Gang discover Superman's location in the pocket universe through Jimmy, who had been secretly sexting Luthor’s girlfriend. She’s obsessed with Superman, and her provocative photos unintentionally reveal confidential data.

the fuck

So the answer to the complaint of introducing too many characters too fast in the old DCU is to...just shove even more characters but just don't bother giving them introductions?

Lex Luthor has access to a pocket universe where he traps people he hates, including ex-girlfriends. He violently beats Krypto and takes him to this universe. He uses kryptonite created by Metamorpho who is also trapped in the pocket universe to capture Superman who ends up trapped there too.

What

This doesn’t sound so ba-
What is this shit

Is this going to be a superman/DC universe post-Crisis then? I guess that would be fine since there's probably no future where we can see a live action DCU version of Crisis on Infinite Earths after this marvel multiverse slop

analogy for what (((they))) do on epstein island and in other underground dungeons

Superman eventually escapes the pocket universe by flying through pixelated lava, which looks like Minecraft.

I can picture the bad CGI already

Now do Box office. Gunn paedo cum guzzling fucking faggot. Your movie is going to bomb lmao

It is going to bomb because Normalfags don’t care about DC comics. Even Batman isn’t as popular as Dr Strange.

a pocket universe

The Phantom Zone, it has been done before several times.
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more cgi keaton slop and soulless supergirl

Warner is stupid enough to do that.

Now do Box office

Most of those on Snyder's side didn't even make it there.

Not a saar btw

whatever you say Ranjeesh

He's got that sticky cheese

It's the Phantom Zone. Luthor steals it when he raids the Fortress of Solitude.

first solo Superman movie as an appetiser and introduction to a whole new universe canon

FORTRESS OF SOLITUTDE

KRYPTO

PHANTOM ZONE

HAWKGIRL

LEX LUTHOR

GUY GARDNER

MR. TERRIFIC

SUPERGIRL

A BUNCH OF OTHER OVERSTUFFED HORSESHIT

D.O.A

a drunk sorority version of Supergirl

No way Gunn is based enough for that. Actually I don't think anyone in current year hollywood is based enough for that.

>FORTRESS OF SOLITUTDE

>KRYPTO

>LEX LUTHOR

These are the only ones I'm willing to let slide. The rest has to go.

Phantom Zone

No Zod

Doubt but again, Gunn is a retard.

LEX LUTHOR

definitely has to go. No problem with Krypto if he's just a side gag but an important part of the film? No way. The only acceptable villains for a new Superman reboot meant to make the character appealing again was The Elite and the Elite only. The metacontext would've been a delight to watch unfold. Instead, you just get regurgitated nostalgia from a nearly 60 year old Reddit user.

movie good cause make money

You lost. You will never have the snyderverse back. When Superman makes more money than MoS you will cry. I will remind you everyday in this board when that happens. Snyder LOST.

I can't wait for this movie, it will make Man of Steel age like fine fucking wine

(A political metaphor: Luthor = Elon Musk, corrupt country = Russia, small country = Ukraine.)

When Superman makes more money than MoS you will cry.

Hahahahah Hahahahah Hahahahah fucking delusional.

Why does Luthor have access to the phantom zone if he only just accessed the Fortress?

He virtually looks like a schlub there, neanderthal brow. weak chin, pouty lips, the Adrien Brody of Superheroes.

You will never have the snyderverse back.

It's going to be a clean reboot not related to any existing universe.

A fight ensues between Superman and his clone

Yay it’s another “hero fights an enemy with the exact same abilities as themselves” episode!!!

They're really going to do a superman clone in the first movie? Talk about blowing your load early

Lex Luthor has access to a pocket universe where he traps people he hates, including ex-girlfriends.

That sounds needlessly convoluted and very easy to blow up in your face. Why doesn’t Luthor just kill his enemies and ex-girlfriends and burn the bodies?

Feels like nothing happens in this movie

Lex Luthor has access to a pocket universe where he traps people he hates, including ex-girlfriends. He violently beats Krypto and takes him to this universe. He uses kryptonite created by Metamorpho who is also trapped in the pocket universe to capture Superman who ends up trapped there too.

Why not just use the Phantom Zone for the plot instead?

This is a movie made by a 57 year old manchild. If he wasn't a retard, he'd have Luthor kill them and that'd be that.

Lex Luthor has access to a pocket universe where he traps people he hates, including ex-girlfriends. He violently beats Krypto and takes him to this universe. He uses kryptonite created by Metamorpho who is also trapped in the pocket universe to capture Superman who ends up trapped there too.

What does that look like? Tiny people trapped in jars?

normally this is the first character that is blacked. that would almost be better

almost

Texts can send between dimensions

Gunn is retarded enough to do this btw

Superman saves some people and fights the foreign army, earning forgiveness from others.

Does this mean that Superman would save Palestinians from Israel troops?

Or does Gunn only allow Superman to combat approved enemies of Hollywood?

where a drunk sorority version of Supergirl appears to reclaim Krypto (her dog).

I don’t think SJWs on Twitter will like this.

where a drunk sorority version of Supergirl appears to reclaim Krypto (her dog)

Whyte women and dogges...makes you think.

and she knows he’s Superman

Yeah it's bullshit. Why include the Phantom Zone AND a Superman clone when Zod is basically a Superman clone In terms of abilities who is trapped in the Phantom Zone?

Because he's sadistic and wants them to suffer. How is this such a difficult concept for you saars.

creature

What the fuck is this imagine and why exactly are you calling people who are confused by Gunn Indian? Because they MUST be Snyder dick suckers? What a weird assumption and I think you might be more obsessed with hating Snyder than they are with loving him.

a drunk sorority version of Supergirl

Kek they made Kara into a college slut. This dumpster fire of a movie is gonna be fun.

That sounds so fucking bad.

Also, why doesn’t Lext not just kill Krypto if he can beat him up? And if Lex has kryptonite, why not just kill Superman?

They've been doing this for months. Anyone skeptical of the new film must be a pajeet Snyderfag. He lives rent free in their heads for some reason

Tiny people trapped in jars

That's Braniac's thing. The Bottle City of Kandor.

Sounds retarded.

Even Superman Returns Lex stabbed Superman.

Lex has a chance to kill Superman and his enemies but can’t because the plot says so. That is just bad writing.

You might as well have Lex Luthor tie up Superman to a train track with Kryptonite rope.

He violently beats Krypto and takes him to this universe

Animal abuse again?

I liked the other fake leaks more. The one with the episodic nature of the movie.
This sounds like a clusterfuck of bad ideas in walmart costumes

Probably a chink sewing discourse to deflect about how shitty they are too.

A fight ensues between Superman and his clone, who shares his DNA and is how Lex could access the Fortress of Solitude.

SuperBoy is in? I will be there.
Even better if this clone turns out to be Bizarro, he's pure kino.

This legit sounds like a kids film.

Like a movie made for tiny kids. Like Batman and Robin levels of kidness. Especially with the supervillain that doesn’t kill people and just kidnaps them.

They will never adapt Superboy-Prime fucking ever. Everyone loves it so they have to throw shit in our face we hate.

made for tiny kids

Yeah, that's how it should be, it's Superman

Superboy is Clark and Lex's genetically engineered love child, Bizarro is his clone.

It’s Ultraman with DCAU Bizzaro’s origin.

Bizzaro is not his "clone". He comes from Bizzaro World. Clone implies they were grown from using his DNA.

What an odd thing to get mad about

He’s taking about the DCAU Origin.

Ah fuck that did happen, eh? Been a while since I was Justice League.

Or wait. Was is Superman TAS? Yeah it was that.

Supposed to lead into Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow which is a adaptation of the comic book of the same name.

Why doesn’t Luthor just kill his enemies and ex-girlfriends and burn the bodies?

It's rated pg-13 and is capeshit for dumbass manchildren

That didn’t stop the 70s movie Lex from killing a persom with a train. Or Returns Lex from stabbing Superman. Or BvS Lex from blowing up a whole court room. None of those movies rated R.

This Lex is for babies.

I can't see "Monday" in a film and not automatically think of the shining. I don't know how any cinephile can. Gonna take me right out.

Speaking of Monday when are we ever going to get Solomon Grundy kino?

It's fake, it directly contradicts leaks we already know about.
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You might as well have Lex Luthor tie up Superman to a train track with Kryptonite rope.

This would be kino and better than anything Gunn or Snyder have done in their lives.

my exact reaction

it’s all so tiresome

Yes this is absolutely fake. I was at one of these test screenings.

What actually happens?

doesn't mention the Krypto/Luthor moment

fake

Anon was to busy sucking dick and lying for clout to tell you.

Should make Lois a complete modern day twat, have her demand bosses force Clark to let her interview Superman instead on threat of metooing

how does any of that newspaper article contradict the OP? everything in that article probably happened on the Sunday before the movie starts, which apparently starts with a Monday

saar not sorry saar
will not to be redeeming the snyder saar

But it does mention Lex beating the shit out of Krypto. What are you talking about exactly? What moment?

drunk sorority Supergirl

why isn't this the entire movie

everything in that article probably happened on the Sunday before the movie starts, which apparently starts with a Monday

And according to the plot leak Superman doesn't even go to the foreign country until Friday. In the leak he's already gone there and after that Luthor rigs up a false flag attack afterwards to turn people against Superman.

The test screening leak is probably from someone who didn't pay that much attention to a newspaper article

drunk whoregod looking for dick

what are you going to tell her, no? lol

who didn't pay that much attention to a newspaper article

My point is that in the trailer Superman clearly goes to the foreign country, and based on the set leaks it happens early in the movie and is followed by a fake revenge attack. The plot leaks doesn't mention any of this.

Not telling. But I will say that there's no superman clone lol.

trump bad

russia bad

ukraine good

I refuse to believe this can be real
but then again Gunn is good at comedy

Should make Lois a complete modern day twat

Already done in Harley Quinn where she is a strong independent woman who don't need no Superman. Then she sends out a cry to help for him in Morse code but because he fucked on "sabbatical,". Because Harley is a jew now, he doesn't receive the message for episodes. Then he says "my Morse code is rusty" and saves them all.

look it up

bunch of meta writing stuff

Eeeh okay so why is this character beloved?

But I will say that there's no superman clone lol.

That's one of the parts of the leak that I definitely believe is true. If there's no Superman clone then who the fuck is the masked man fighting Supes in the trailers?

Lex beating up dogs

Sexting investigative reporting

this will be the new WW84

(A political metaphor: Luthor = Elon Musk, corrupt country = Russia, small country = Ukraine.)

??? Even if you hate Musk and Trump how does that make sense given Starlink

I saw the movie guys

Not telling lol

get raped TO DEATH.

Even Batman isn’t as popular as Dr Strange.

this is an absolutely insane thing to believe

Because it was fun at the time. You really had to be there.

He's part of the authority and that fight scene doesn't happen at the end like the fake leaker says. This leak is a fake.

I don't even need to tell you that it's fake. The "leak" sounds disjointed and flows weirdly for a reason. This person probably heard a few things and made the rest up.

Snyder is not your friend, Pajeet. Stop projecting your shit into a stranger who has no idea you exist and would probably recoil at the sight of you.

Then prove him wrong, PIG FUCK. If you don't leak the whole plot yourself then SHUT THE FUCK UP. You're even worse than some idiot making up bullshit leaks about this movie.

He's part of the authority

The only member of the Authority powerful enough to fight Superman like that is Apollo and there's no reason why he'd be in disguise.

He's not wrong though. The Batman made like $150m less than MoM. I think many Batman fans lost it when they actually drew Bruce's cock. Or Batman and Harley Quinn with fart jokes. Or when he suddenly fucks Babs in The Killing Joke movie. They have seriously fucked up.

Oh and let us not forget Darkest Knight and Doomsday Clock. Shit sucked, bud.

Same logic as Star Wars prequelfags. It's impossible to wrap your mind around it unless you to are retarded.

Snyder was still superior before Hamada and crew started fucking around in 2014

this sounds like perverted Gunn alright, stealing a S:TAS episode and claiming it to be his

MELON BAD

ROOSIA BAD

UKEKURINE GUD

SUPERMANLET KIKE

SUPERMANLET GOD

Yes, Bizzaro is a failed clone in S:TAS.
In Smallvile, he's a failed genetic experiment who stole Clarks' DNA to rematerialize himself after they escape the Phantom Zone (think shittier origins of Doomsday).

Man I barely remember Smallville aside from Lana being a cunt and Lex/Clark flying through the sky. Wasn't his bizarro version just him with weird veins in his face? Not to shit on Smallville or anything. Far superior to whatever trash Gunn shits out and Rosenbaum was the perfect Lex.

Suddenly remember the CW Crisis on Infinity Earths

Tom Wellington just chopping wood and refuses to help

They have to ruin everything, huh?

movie stays the same but all these message are reversed

Would Anon Babble love it?

Holy shit yet another fake thread. Why do you do this shit every day

Define fake thread. While OP might be (extremely likely) disenginous actual discussion has occurred.

a whole movie of drunk monke

I’m fucking IN

I’ll wait for webms of titty monster monke girl. I hope there is a scene like that one part in suicide squad.

yes, if Anon Babble was composed majority out of pajeets

Jimmy, who had been secretly sexting Luthor’s girlfriend

they turned Lex Luthor into a jobbing cuckold. I WISH GUNN WOULD FUCKING DIE

Isn’t Superman invincible or something? Why all this hokey plot…just punch lex real quick

This actually sounds good

Superman eventually escapes the pocket universe by flying through pixelated lava, which looks like Minecraft.

Nigga what

All of this is great superman stuff. How many times do we need to be introduced to superman?

The accountant 2 is coming out soon.

Fuck off Gunn we know it's real

what do you think anon

They stole that from Dragon Ball Z

NOT THE HECKING DOGGERINO!!!!!!!!

It is probably going to be Bizarro

Lex makes a superman clone

Oh but he gets beat, let's not make 50 more or ever mention it again.

Predict the scores
Critic RT score 55%
Audience RT score 72%
IMDB score 5.9

I didnt watch any of the snyder movies. But I'm going to the theater to see this.

>Lex Luthor has access to a pocket universe where he traps people he hates, including ex-girlfriends.

>Jimmy, who had been secretly sexting Luthor’s girlfriend.

lmao
No way this shit is real.

Easier way to hide reshoots and poor direction.

That's right; if you edit your movie and people complain it jumps around or is too jarring in tone then you can conceal this by putting chapter title cards. The worst offender I have seen of this is the movie Strange Darling which deliberately tells the story out of order (I think it starts with Chapter 3?) because otherwise there is no "twist" if told chronologically, which to me is simply a sign of bad writing.

The Justice Gang appears and helps in the fight, they are basically the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Who could have seen his happening? If only they were dressed exactly as the gotg but in white...

a drunk whore

oh wow so brave in current year