Nick Cage is actually a Coppola

what the shit

Nick Coppola contains the sounds of the n-word if you say it fast so that tracks.

This guy is on his fifth wife now.

How many of them were asian?

not enough

if sofia wants to be a neet, she will fuck me

He's also the direct inspiration for the character Johnny Cage from Mortal Kombat.

3. His first wife was Patricia Arquette and his second wife was Elvis's daughter and Michael Jackson's ex. Maybe he just grew tired of living with celebs and chose to settle down with asians.

also the Rushmore guy, it's worse than you think

He got his stage name from the Mortal Kombat character.