What's the correct move here?

Unironically it's America, I will spend thousands on something meant to be enjoyed, but I am a smoothbrained coonsoooooooomer who lucked into cash.

I would go

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that. I'll do it that way next time, okay?

just to humor him, then go ahead and continue to dunk my sushi in diet Pepsi when he's not looking.

Anon Babble pretending they wouldn't shit themselves and mumble out a "I-I-I'm sorry" if someone confronted them like this IRL.

To be fair, it is rather rude to use your phone in a restaurant.
That being said, the man paid for his food and should it eat however he pleases

i have never watched this webm in full, it's too cringe

give me qrd

I'm 6'5" I just look down on almost everyone. This fat Bong faggot would cry if I told him "stfu faggot I was enjoying my food until your shitbreath wafted toward me. don't make me tell you again."

Also this: he talks like a fag and his shits all retarded

Nah, you’d crumble instantly. Coping behind factoid faggotry is an obvious indicator.
Me? I’d just focus my meridians and silence him with my killing intent.

Sigmas are not a real thing. You're just a beta.

He's some old cunt. What is he going to do, break his back in front of me?

I'd buy the restaurant and turn it into a Guy Fieri joint

Nah I'd stand up and watch him piss his pants while mumbling "Sorry me'lord!" with his Queen's faggot fake accent.

Real English does indeed sound like the US American deep south. Look it up you brown midget cuck pants pisser.

look it up

Ok, just tell me which brown cope site trying to larp as the real English you read that one from

You've fallen for my trap and outed yourself as a weeb.
How could you be so foolish?

I'm so brown I must be spoonfed.

It’s ok, Jamal. I’ll believe you wuz bongs n shit.
Don’t know why you picked them, though.

That actor never ever passes for straight.

dude it’s a fish and I’ll eat it however I want you faggot

the sushi chefs at my favorite place are from Nepal they don't give a fuck

Literally experienced this with some faggot in an American accent having the balls to talk to me while I'm on vacation. Just saying shut the fuck up and actually have a decent frame ends the interaction.

I don't go to Japan to talk/listen to you.

I already asked for some plates and silverware, you jackass!

Something like that happened to me with a friend in college. We never had sushi and when planned to have it when visiting LA over spring break. He read up a lot on it so we'd know what to get.
He got mad at me for eating it in pieces. Like I'd take the piece of fish off the top of the ball of rice and then eat the rice separately. It was weird. He didn't say anything at first but I could feel he was siletly getting mad at me.
So I asked him what's up and he went off. Just spouting off all this shit he read online a couple days earlier about how you must respect the "sushi artist". Then I started disassembling the rolls just to make him mad and he lost it, like yelling loud as fuck. We were asked to leave. He really pissed me off there. When we got back to college I fucked his gf and we stopped being friends.

Are finance jews really like this irl?

this scene feels like a writer on the show had someone not respecting proper sushi etiquette, didn't have the balls to confront that person, so they wrote this scene to redeem themselves

its like 5 or 10 years overdue

crumble instantly

what kind of turbo beta gets intimidated by some homo, confronting them about how they don't properly eat their expensive meal?

Well that's when I take the BBQ sauce out of my jacket and lather it on the sushi.

actually he's from China, just started here last week, and simply follows the step-by-step instructions printed behind the counter.

baneposting in [current year]

That's Jiros sons restaurant and I assume that's actually him in the scene.

unironically eating sushi in 2025

People don't actually do this, are they? Everybody has to know you're 100% getting parasites