What do you call a sad coffee?

an unhappuccino

i just watched a sad film.

fuck femcels

ya hear what I said to em tone? I said "whaddya call a sad coffee? a depresso" hehe

Fuckin' depresso, unhappuccino. We invented this shit and all these other cocksuckers are gettin' rich off it

Sugar? Cream? No thanks, I only put protein powder in my coffee.

mmm I love a good woman with a receding hairline and huge delts

bros I can save her

DONT MIND IF I DO

these were considered huge delts in 2025

Anon she's a woman

sadpresso

infertile

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I could impregnate her. Completely fill her up 2-3 times and make her do a handstand for 15 minutes. Don't let a single drop come back out.

Covfefe

Daisy was MADE for anal in the ass

But can you save yourself?

The women at work are always asking me to go for coffee with them but I always say no thanks. They keep asking me though. One of them also keeps asking me if I want her to give me a ride home in the evening as I walk to work as it only takes like 10 or 15 minutes to walk to my apartment. I think they feel sorry for me so are always trying to include me.

For a woman they absolutely are.

Emocchiato

Marilyn Monroe had her hairline surgically receded. we have regressed as a society.

When will he come out as a trans man? (David Ridley?)

but doctor Pavel, I'm Pagliacci

THESE GIRLS DON'T FUCKING EXIST. IT'S JUST GUYS. IF THEY EXISTED I WOULD HAVE FOUND SOME BY NOW. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO TO HAVE A 5/10 GIRLFRIEND WITH NO SOCIAL LIFE OR FRIENDS? THEY AREN'T REAL. FUCK THIS FILM.

how would you find them if they don't have social lives?

BECAUSE SHE STILL HAS TO GO TO WORK. HAVE YOU EVER MET ONE OF THESE GIRLS AT ANY JOB??? NO!

Let me introduce you to LCF

in this scene, she's unironically discussing proteins

London College of Fashion?

WHAT THE FUCK IS LCF?

I can't tell that they're loser femcels just by looking at them no. but a social outcast usually isn't forthcoming with such information.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? OF COURSE SHE IS A LOSER FEMCEL. THE WAY SHE PRESENTS HERSELF AND DRESSES AND IS A DORK SCREAMS LOSER FEMCEL. BUT THEY AREN'T REAL. ITS MADE UP MOVIE BULLSHIT.

if this movie were about a guy noone would have sympathy for them