Rome thread
Rome thread
No interest in Rome?
Rome if you want to.
Octavian 2.0 was good and I'm tired of pretending he wasn't
He also set off the gay as fuck alarm multiple times with his mannerisms and the blank stare of a man that has been fucked in the ass one too many times.
The first one was better.
And what of good Posca?
I stand fucking Roman
he was fine
I'm a strict Catonian. Here's my wife, a whore. She's dead now. Anyway here's my daughter. A whore (prostitute).
Nah, he was mid.
season 2 is carried by brutus' death and anthony's demise after the death of cicero.
bloody awful otherwise, gang wars are complete shit and rise of octavian managed to be anticlimactic.
Ended up marrying the best Rome 2 gal.
gang wars are complete shit
Fucking this. Vorenus and Pullo were such engaging characters and that entire seasons shit on them. The gang stuff, the fat brown waitress that fucks pullo... frankly the show shouldn't have killed vorenus' wife and estranged his kids at the end of season 1. It was unnecessary drama with ceasar already dying.
Apparently the consensus on reddit is that the show gets better in season 2.
I haven't penetrated anyone at all, and frankly, it's disgusting that you should ask that question of your own son. This entire society is sick. I would like it very much if some low person establishes a cult which ultimately destroys this sick society. I expect that you will mock him, that you will torture him, and that you will persecute his followers, thus establishing a resentment and fervor among his followers, so that after a few centuries, he will ultimately win. I would like that very much.
That's absurd even for reddit
Season 2 was rushed.
*wipes Fortune's piss off of his brow*
I watched the first episode and it was kinda boring
Watch more
No.
Season 1 was best.
JUNO'S CUNT!!!
you knew Marcus Aurelius?
that entire jewish subplot
Americans really can't help themselves, can they?
Boobs
Still in awe at Atia. The best written female villain ever. She's so realistic feeling, even when she does the most outlandish shit
Polly Walker also sold the role.
the first episode its just the setup
It's rooted in history you fag, Judea has been a hotbed of unrest and headache for Romans and the show got cut short before they could expand on it
muh jews
The jewish character in the show is a cheat, a murderer, and a kinslayer
There's an entire arc where a Jewish character fucks Roman noblewomen and then becomes an Orthodox Jew. What does this have to do with Judea being a problem province?
At least in Claudius the Jewish character actually existed and was relevant.
Terrible show.
Literally just an R-rated soap opera.
The finale was one of the worst episodes of television i've ever seen.
It didn't help that i watched I, Claudius just before i watched it, coz that was genuinely good.
Apparently the consensus on reddit is
kys cunt
Citizens of the Anon Babbleentine
I'll admit I have a Reddit look about me, but I'm as solid a 4Chud as any of you
I address you directly anon
Please read, as if you... as if you were sober and intelligent, and not a cum-sodden, tendie-addled wreck
You are certainly not without accomplishments. It is a rare man who can boast of adolescenceposting so much, the jannies think he's a bot
You have brought upon us Anon Babbletards, 900 second timers, and $30 Anon Babble passes
You are Anon Babble's Helen of Troy
But then... a janny's role has always suited you best.
Is it really wrong to fuck your sister?
Still sad about Agrippa being left on the background, from what I read this dude was Augustus's carry
that's why agrippa got to fuck octavia
CAESAR CAESAR CAESAR CAESAR CAESAR CAESAR
Watched this last week, pretty kino, shame there's no real good battle scene but I guess they didn't have the budget for that, the news reader was my favourite
I refuse to watch season 2 because of him. Octavian 1.0 was the best character in the whole series.
Indian woman plays an Italian
British actor plays an Italian who looks French
one Italian actress in the cast plays German slave
who came up with this ethnicity shuffle bullshit
why is cersei doing an emilia clarke face? was the entire cast of game of thrones doing this shit and i just didn't notice?
I'm going to meet Ciaran Hinds on set on a film in rural Ireland I'm working on - what should I get Caesar to write on my Rome Boxset?
A trve Rome boxset for trve Romans
It was a boxset of Rome
I love the face she makes here. It just turns me on like you wouldn't believe. I want her to make that face when I whip my penis out and say "I guess you could call that a dick". Then she will lock me in a cage and make me watch as she fucks The Mountain