Yea so basically ummmm

Yea so basically ummmm....

*points to true north*
You see during the Younger Dry Ass period....
*changes glasses*

Gobekli Tepe changes everything because....

*mumbles about Spring Equinox*

And so basically the ancient civilization got on ships and....

*shills his retarded fiction books*

My wife is subhuman so you can't say I'm racist....

*winks at Randall Carlson*

Big archeology won't like this but.....

*punches Dibble*

I'm just asking questions however so you can't get mad at me ;)

Has there ever been a more disingenuous faggot in either Netflix or JRE history??

I liked Indiana Jones. Just the first 3 mocies though.

stop asking questions about the pyramids you fucking nazi

If he redirected his smug energy into having conviction about his lost civilization instead of putting it into pretending his platform is as a victim he would have his truth.

every politician should have 10 DMT trips because I heckin say so!!!!!

Truly one of the greatest minds of our time

why are redditors so mad about the truth?

Wdym redditors love pretending there was non-white civilization before whites invented civilization.

truth about what? graham hasn't made any definitive assertions about anything

The funniest part about this entire guy’s career is he’s already piggybacking off of shit actual archaeologists acknowledge and are currently studying and then pretends he’s being covered up by Big Archaeology.
Nigga we can’t even agree when people got off their asses and populated the Americas, who would be suppressing your research? I’ve worked with people who think the solutrean hypothesis is gospel and that’s twice as nutty as Pleistocene organized civs

how can I be racist when I have a shitskin subhuman ape wife?

Why did he say this verbatim?

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COLONIZED

every time it's posted the shirt sleeves are a little longer and the hat is a little bigger

i have forgotten what he originally looked like

What o/

Well you see Joe.... Big archeology hates me because I'm a based chud!!

Does he really believe this??

Its the truth.

It's funny because he's a hardcore lefty

*PUNCHES THIS NAZI DRUG ADDICT IN HIS FACE*
DESTROYED BY FACTS AND LOGIC CHUDDY!
Democracy is saved

Gayham handcock is a Jan 6 truther!!

Paging Flint Diddle

dibble finna dab on this nigga

What if everything was a lie forever

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dibble got dibble'd by his own words

yesterday I was exploring ruins in a place that has been occupied for over 10,000 years and found some serpent petroglyphs that would have been on the older end of that. There is a similar glyph in the area that associates the serpent with the solstice.
Hancock brings some refreshing skepticism to the field of science-fiction or archeology or whatever you wanna call it. There's no way for us to objectively know what people were up to thousands of years ago when we're losing information that's orders of magnitude newer. Not like it matters much except for telling stories anyway.

Trouble is Hancock has been it at for several decades and all he’s produced is skepticism, any tool can do that.

Dibble got answered epic style (Shapiro edition)

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Shapiro edition

wdymbt

Bidenfags vote against their own economic interests

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Owning the libs or anti libs (chuds) epic style

True

Has there ever been a more disingenuous faggot in.... JRE history

That one alien guy whose entire conversation had him refering to another guy he worked with named Bill or Guy or something generic. He said enough times "I was just brought in but ___ had been working on the craft for years" that you'd logically just ask then interview that fucking guy instead.

Unfortunately, Bill bumped his head and forgot everything, then he died immediately after. Very tragic turn of events.

Hancock is not producing “refreshing skepticism-“ go read any archaeological journal ever. It’s 95% skeptic critiques and 5% finds. Every subfield is a massive bitch fight between competing models. American archaeology has about 10 major points of contention.

What little shitflinging exists is limited to variations on the same safe cuck paradigms Graham rightfully calls out.

Just for a brief glimpse into the major arguments

Was Clovis the first dominant toolkit within the United States?

Was Clovis so widespread due to the high mobility and caching behavior of people who used them or was there a robust trade network?

Are pre-Clovis sites legitimate or are the dating methods too imprecise, resulting in Margins of error that make them coeval with Clovis?

Was the FIRST and/or MAJOR peopling event via the coastline or the ice free corridor between the cordilleran and laurentide ice sheets?

Did megafauna go extinct primarily due to overhunting or due to environmental factors?

Did the coastal migrations do big game hunting at sea on skin boats or did they simply rely on shellfish and kelp before swapping back to big game hunting on land?

Was there a true Beringian Standstill?

How do the folklores of modern tribes tie into potential peopling events in prehistory?

How do the linguistic implications of modern tribes tie into potential peopling events?

Did Clovis hunters really just use spear hunting or did they use nets, bolas, and other implements that show no physical evidence due to higher organic concentration in their construction?

I could go on.

Respectfully, you have no idea what you are talking about. From what little I’ve seen of Graham he is reheating old shit flinging points that already exist and selling them to rubes as if he’s above it all. I have less respect for him than for Erlandson and Braje and their retarded western stemmed from incipient Jomon theory.

I went back and looked at his bibliography and forgot he just ripped off von Däniken for half his book titles. He’s not even an original quack. More respect for the janitor at Cracker Barrel who told me his theories on the Anunnaki than this faggot.

Did megafauna go extinct primarily due to overhunting or due to environmental factors?

Most of what you posted was utter tripe but people actually get paid for this retarded shit.

What do you think the vast majority of archaeologists do for a living? It’s not publishing research on paleoindian hunting models, I can tell you that much.
And what exactly about any of that is tripe? You just don’t know what you’re talking about.

Guy's whole shtick is basically pic rel but replace trolling with 'just asking questions' and 'big archeology is out to get me'. His ideas can be fun to ponder, but it's pretty cringe how much he spews bile over actual archeologists for daring to have some scientific rigor.

archeology

scientific rigor

The only rigorous thing about the discipline is their grifting.

Anon why do you think there is all this money in archaeology?
Again: how do you think most archaeologists make a living?

*start flintboxing*

hancuck you are out of luck

you suck you silly schmuck

move away your crusty old ass

you hoe wants my younger dry ass

It's pretty hilarious to call out min wagers dusting off pottery shards with a toothbrush in some ditch as grifters while this guy makes millions writing some wild shit he dreamt up in a DMT trip and getting netflix shows.

this guy is reddit personified

I think anon believes archaeologists are all laughing with fat stacks of money in dusty old campus offices while making up digsites for infinite grant gibs.

If you’re an ancient high tech/advanced civilization theorist you should probably avoid mentioning Gobekli Tepe. Shit’s primitive as fuck, basically proves there was no high tech.

Gobekli Tepe (if you believe specific schools of thought on dating) is still amazing in terms of showing organized societies of hunter-gatherers.
But also, you can look at the scale of sites like poverty point to really get a scope of how much these people were getting down. I don’t understand the incessant desire for some sort of hyper advanced ancient race. The capabilities of guys with chert tools and a shit ton of time was amazing.

That’s a dick anon

This shit’s the same as flat earth and lizard people nonsense. Tinfoil hat crackpottery.

I once saw a history “documentary” on the Olmec heads where a guy was attempting to carve a head with stone chisels and grinding stones and went “oh, I’ve barely even made a dent. There must be something we’re missing still…” as if one tard going at it for half an hour was all it took and not an entire generation with nothing to do besides get enough food to not starve and carve stone heads working for days upon days.