Now THIS will sell our movie

Cats didn't save The Marvels.

ultimo bowlcut

Nothing could have saved The Marvels

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! IS THAT A HECKIN DOGGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????

I have the same haircut

so it's perfect

Baby Joey is the key to all of this

aren't mutts healthier than purebreds

a cute dog will sell our movies

unironically yes

Another 1000 rockets and they are all killing children Mudslime.

James Gunn just can't get out of his own way, can he?

I took my nephews (7 and 9) to the minecraft movie and the extended dog trailer from superman played. They have never expressed any interest in anything superhero related but that dog sold them on it.

Leaving the theater I was asked "When is the super dog movie coming out?"

Unironically, yes, it will
Everyone loves dogs.

American families and kids like puppies

A shocking truth to Anon Babble posters

MORE SUPERMAN MOVIES MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

I hope you told them "Never. The Gunntard universe for stupid kids will flop and the Snyderverse for MEN will be restored"

WB did a fully CG SuperPets movie a few years ago.

how the fuck does this mask even work?

First I heard of it. Is it one of the WB post covid fuckups where they releae it in theaters and on streaming a week apart, like wonderwoman 84 and that forgotten matrix film?

I WILL onions pog at the super doggo, and you cannot stop me.

this is why representation matters

Better than Craptastic Snore

it's magical comic book tech and just sticks to his face, same way Robin can do backflips while wearing a domino mask that doesn't have any sort of strap without it falling off

hawk tuey

cgi dog

I love dogs so yes
I also love latinas with big butts so yes

HOLY SHIT I HOPE THE DOGGERINO DOESNT DIE

I've seen better cosplay costumes. Costume was better in black Adam for hawkman

Hawkgoblina

This movie is so fucking gay they even made the dog gay. This is what Krypto looks like, not some scraggly ass faggot dog that North Hollywood aids-ridden queer hipsters would bring to brunch.

wrong faggot. THIS is what krypto looks like.

Honestly him being a scruffy small dog that has the powers of Superman sounds more entertaining.

Proof that dogs can smell cancer.

Shut the fuck up and go check your viral load

I don't even know what that means

superdog wearing a cape and flying around I guess

That's too goofy, I don't care if it's from the golden age.

Tyrone

he really thinks his fascist dog will be invited to the cookout

Fuck off

I don't think it's an alien. I thought a lightning bolt hit superman and rubbed off his powers to the dog

Nepo dog

Yes, because capeshit is made for kids not grown ass basement dwellers. Kids movies make money. Bigger movie last year was Inside Out 2. Biggest movie so far this year is Minecraft

Gunn is a retard that doesn’t understand that not everything in comics was made for movies

Dogs and cats are basically just rodents. If you worship them you're a subhuman retard.

Kids won’t go to the movies to see a shitty CGI dog retard

If this were like Firefly-era Fillion I'd buy it, but he's way too fucking old for this now. I don't know if that's the point, but he looks absolutely ridiculous.

No.

is there AI porn of her mounting her mace already

whiffle balls wearing sumo wrestling diapers

this will sell our movie

They went to Minecraft to see shitty pixel characters

Take yo shit, nigga

baddest motherfucker just entered the chat

Based on the biggest game ever

Why would superman name his dog after his one crippling weakness?

let’s give carte blanche of our cinematic universe to a guy who made dozens of pedo tweets

can't. fucking. wait

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

His planet is called Krypton

I don't know if that's the point, but he looks absolutely ridiculous.

It's James Gunn, that's exactly the point. Gardner will be in a couple of shots before he gets blown out by something stronger just for the sake of comedy. This will be like GotG where nearly all the characters are only there for self-conscious jokes and that's why it will probably be shit. There's a reason why it's so fucking crowded with 20 different fan favorites.

is that a heckin pupperino?

Looks more like Adrian Brody ngl

Tigger

Why did he film the entire thing on a wide lens that distorts everything. Is he retarded?

will watch only for nat

Did you know she can crush some balls and fuck some assholes with that mace

Krypto is an alien dog from Krypton, basically the same story as Superman but a dog. Streaky (Supergirl's cat) is just a normal cat that got powers.

That's not the breed Krypto is supposed to be.

we want the white women audience

kids won't go to movies to see a CGI alien dog

Why would he name his planet after his one crippling weakness?

She doesn't really have a butt or shoulders, she's leaving lots of kino on the table by not seriously lifting

Robin uses spirit gum. It comes up once or twice.

shits over entire message of the first movie

doesn't matter audiences go brrrr

what are we trying so hard to save

Krypto doesn't have a consistent breed. Whenever DC remembers he exists and isn't too embarrassed to use him he's been a Dane, a Lab, a Dalmation, and probably like 5 other things. In the Nu52 he was this wolfdog hybrid thing.

Kryptonite is named that because it's their kryptonite

Remake of a popular movie, and that’s not a dog. Superman will flop

And?

fascist dog

fascist dog

fascist dog

Clown fucking world.

Nobody outside hardcore comic nerds knew Guardians of the Galaxy which features a talking raccoon. Fuck off jeet.

puts his wife in all his movies

now putting his dog in the movies

put himself on the comic special cover

Gunn is the most narcissistic s0ib0i on the planet, I can't stand the smugness

He's not any of those.

of course not he's an alien

That implies the DC universe has a rock called nite, that makes humans weak.

it looks like shit lmao

Should we give him antennas?

core memory unlocked

he's never collapsed during a hike because he didn't realize he was walking by a large Earthnite deposit

Maybe try going outside for once in your life

fuck off jeet

You’re the one defending CGI superhero slop ranjesh
And Gaurdians was part of a pre established successful universe. How much does DC pay for online shills?

IT'S LE HECKIN' PUPPERINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the reason feige picked guardians to begin is marvel remade all their space shit from 2005 to about 2011 and guardians were in all those books

bro it's just like da comics, that means its le good!

retard moment

Depends on the breed. If you go to a reputable breeder you'll get a healthy dog but if you go to a random retard on Craigslist selling puppies odds are high you'll get a dog with health problems. With mutts you're less likely to get a breed specific problem than you are getting a "pure bred" from some rando but you're more likely to get something with health problems than you would going to a reputable breeder. On top of that you won't know the temperament and behavior of the mutt as well as you would if you got a pure bred (i.e. if you're buying a guard dog and not a pet you're going to want to get something like a pure bred shepard instead of a dog that looks like it's part shepard and you think will be intimidating based on the size of its paws).

Again nobody outside comic nerds knew Guardians.

yes but only if we give them to superman too

what if you just get a mutt derived from two healthy purebreds

go ahead, move goalposts, rewrite history, 2005 was peak rise of the "nerd era" into pop culture

I'd be up for that.

Only hopeless battles are truly beautiful.

The amount of seething over this movie is hilarious. You think if you seeth hard enough it will have some type of outcome on how it does? Gunn is going for the family audience. If he pulls it off it will make a lot. If he doesn’t it will underperform like Superman has done for last forty years. Got to risk it for the biscuit

i dont watch superhero movies

Gunn is a pedo and superman is Jewish with a CGI dog. Go fuck your self.

Kek, such a vatnik psyop that half this board swallowed. Like everything else there is good and bad. Unbreakable and batman was great, marvel... not so much.

if the dog was real yes it would. I will NEVER watch a cgi pupperino

I don't like the French Connection style ending to Unbreakable.

Hollywood used to have animal stars like Rin Tin Tin, Rex the Wonder Horse, Strongheart, Lassie, et cetera. Will AI bring them back? Will a Krypto film do better than the Supergirl film?

two healthy pure breds

How do you know they're healthy? If the mutt was born by accident the breeder isn't very responsible and if it was done on purpose by a rando the breeder didn't care much who got ahold of his dogs and, again, isn't very responsible.

If you pick up a random mutt odds of a healthy dog are better than if you get a "pure bred" from a rando on Craigslist. If you want a guaranteed healthy dog you go to a reputable breeder (e.g. if you want a German Shepard you go to someone that has a bloodline of dogs with their hips certified).

Im literally only seeing this because of Krypto

what if you get two dogs from a healthy breeder and they have a puppy wouldn't that create the dog ubermensch

Shill

No. Mixing subspecies like that results in hybrid incompatibility. Genes for a subspecies are designed to work only with other genes from that subspecies.

Those are called "designer dogs" and they're pretty much just an excuse to charge retards more money. Also, dogs mixed with poodles are being overbred so you're likely to get something with health problems if you don't go to a longstanding breeder (which are few and far between).

Whenever a breed gets popular a bunch of idiots think they can make money buy simply selling puppies of the given breed. You also get puppy mills getting into it and they're notorious for poor conditions and not having any regard to genetic lineage. Right now it's poodle crossbreeds and sometime before that it was German Shepards (that's why so many Shepards have hip problems). Labs are another breed that has a bunch of health problems because of retards breeding them poorly (I think with labs it's eye and ear problems...their immune systems are shit and they don't fight off infections well...and obesity).

Will AI bring them back?

These aren't people we're talking about, anon. It's not that hard to just find a dog.

Unironically this. Women and girls can just point to the poster, say they want to see it because "that looks cute". But in reality, we all know they are there to watch the safe-horny beefcake movie. It's a perfect marketing strategy

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