Can someone explain the joke to me? I don't get it

Can someone explain the joke to me? I don't get it.

she doesn't even take her bra off

Women have a magical body image

it's a normalization of pedophilia and sex in general, the modern gomorrah and these likely jewish producers will burn in hell

no one can explain it to you OP

I've been jerking off to tits since I was like 12, totally normal. It's jewish to negate this normal masculine drive and call it 'pedo'

Not every scene in scrubs was a joke, you braindead retard. Go watch Seinfeld so you know when to laugh.

Can someone explain the joke to me?

i think the kid was dying and this was his make-a-wish. to see a pair of tits before he died.

I was jerking off when I was literally prepubescent and I'm fine, see?

The kid had a terminal illness and wanted to see boobies.

I genuinely don't think there's anything wrong with this, but imagine a male nurse coming in and meatspinning for some dying 16 year old girl with cancer

That tummy is better than anything she could possibly have under that top, unless she has like ghost nips or something magical like that.

imagine a male nurse coming in and meatspinning for some dying 16 year old girl with cancer

it's called being high test

Ghost nips

Ew.

Why not take an example of something women /want/ to see?
It’s the Chase kisses cancer girl episode that’s a relevant comparison.

Why is it okay for women to be pedophiles?

because that's not funny whereas meatspinning is always funny

When a popular kid gets cancer their entire school rallies around them. Your hypothetical situation would never occur because she would have boys her own age doing that for her

If this took place in a civilized country like Canada they would have just euthanized him.

Why is it okay for *attractive* women to be pedophiles?

Poor man's Green Wing.

that's the rules and I don't make the rules.

Imagine being this gay.

American are so mindbroken by healthcare it's hilarious

Rent free and obsessed

I'm not going to do that because I'm not a faggot. Keep dreaming about being a young girl though

That was a shot at Canada, but go ahead and get defensive about your healthcare system because you don't understand sarcasm, King.

They haven't passed the bill YET chud!

What will it be next when they do?

just euthanized him.

it is crazy how fast Canada is to """euthanize""" people.
Canada and California both have legalized suicide booths, both have populations around 40 million people.
But Canada has killed 10 times as many people as California has.
Why are the leaf's so fucking murderous?

The thing that is wrong, is doing it in public.
It gives the kid a different context in their brains.
I can imagine a family friend showing you tits at 12 in the support of your house is going to produce a long term effect completely different than being outside, even more if you are in a vulnerable position/on the botton of the power dynamic.

Human beings are literally meant to breed at the biological age of 12

Captcha: KRS1

I mean House kinda did it

Obviously she doesn't wear a bra to work.

Because in his scenario, the dying girls wish was to see a penis in real life. It would be equivalent to the OP then. Though I don’t necessarily believe boobs are equivalent to dicks.

Scrubs is very high iq, you wouldn’t understand.

It would be equivalent to the OP then.

Women aren't particularly turned on by a singular piece of anatomy like men. They want the penis in relation to stuff like being 6'2 and having blue eyes.

Like a few other Anons have said, the Chase kiss is the equivalent

It's a little ridiculous to believe that's even going to be what that kid would be thinking about. He would be on chemo, maybe radiation, he would be feeling absolutely awful.
I've had multiple surgeries and spent weeks recovering in hospital. Intellectually I recognized that some of those nurses where stunning 9/10s, but was in so much pain and so full of drugs I had zero libido, no way I could have got a boner even if one of them came in and sat on my face.
The whole "sexy nurse fucks a patient" is the most impossible fantasy, women fucking a corpse is more realistic because at least when you die you get a boner.

Elliot frequently has sex in the hospital with coworkers. Her not wearing a bra sounds in-character

New India isn't civilised

Never said or implied that. It's very simple. Not every scene in Scrubs is supposed to be a joke. Watch a badly written show for retards with a laugh track like Seinfeld, so you know when a joke occurs.

She's got notoriously small breasts, it's a running gag of the show. she doesn't exactly need the support of a bra.

the last few girls I banged for some reason LOVED my shoulders.

It's well known that people close to death actually see a massive spike in sex drive because the body wants you to procreate before you permanently lose the chance and psychologically it's just desperate for comfort. I had an ex with kidney failure that was facing the end of her life and we fucked like rabbits when it seemed liked she wasn't getting the transplant (she did tho).

Sure you wish that happened to you but pedophilia is wrong. Don’t compromise your integrity.

Seinfeld is much better than scrubs. Just because it has a studio audience doesn’t negate this.

You guys are taking this comment as a serious comment on double standards or something when that's not what I meant at all. I just meant literally envision some guy meatspinning a little bald girl with cancer because the mental imagery is funny. That's it.

It's not. It's mainstream slop made by jews. It appealed to the masses and brainless NPCs such as yourself ate it up.

I don't like Scrubs' disdain for the working class with the janitor character

Penises and boobs will never be the same, retard.

made by jews

Do you think Zach Braff is white you moron?

I love Seinfeld's disdain for the working class with the postman character tho

His middle name is fucking “Israel”

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Seinfeld sucks, deal with it, fag. Scrubs is good despite Zach

are you fucking retarded? How is it disdainful?
The janitor is constantly shown to be one of the smartest, most mysterious and complex characters on the show, it's a running bit.

they are both literally a protrusion of flesh that emit fluid from the tip

were you a late bloomer? didn't hit puberty until 16 and had to get hormone treatments?

I mean you're technically right, but I dare you to try feeding a baby each in front of the police.

Scrubs is a gay musical soap opera with marvel quips.

wait a second. I'm 6'2 and have blue eyes, am fairly fit, half decent face - why am I miserable
you shits could have told me this decades ago

HAHHAAHHAHAHAHA

why am I miserable

Idk man. I'm 6'3 with green eyes and a full head of good hair but I only have sex like once a year. I think sometimes even men with top 10% traits just get swallowed by the ocean.

no one wants to see a penis

Pretty much, and full of obnoxious bubbly misplaced optimism

I have a full head of hair, bright and can talk to people.
if some people are swallowed by the ocean, where are the females that were also swallowed and are a match for us.
i seem to have mistyped the capture. maybe that's where I went wrong

it's a running bit.

One I didn't care for. The joke is that he's "just a janitor" as compared to the doctors.

where are the females that were also swallowed and are a match for us.

Women have endless flares to get picked up by guys on boats and get dicked down. Most sex is a very small portion of men fucking the vast majority of girls. It's just how she goes

how can I swim near them, cut their legs and draw the sharks in

Remember Ben Foster as angel in X3?

Are you asking if you can rape women? Cause the answer is yes but it's not nearly as good as having a women actually desire you

I liked X3, original mystique was the hottest mystique

Jews only slander their betters. If Sodom and Gomorrah existed you can be sure they were doing something right or Jews wouldn't have wrote propaganda against them that they have still convinced people of.

no, I just fell into the metaphor and thought of that Roger Moore James bond film where his arm is cut to attract the sharks.
is it live and let die?

youtube.com/watch?v=JVTWoPeMWSQ
Has anyone ever compared the gravity of episodes with guest stars against those with just the regular cast?