Why do they always get it wrong. It's either a dinky house or a junkyard. What is the best place to hold up, what is meta?
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Why are you fantasizing about this? Just go to central Africa
Crazy. I've been to this hotel. It's actually in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. You wouldn't expect it to be this cool from the outside.
Zom 100 Bucket List of the Dead figured it out, but the retards who ran the sanctuary were retards.
Zach Snyder already ratfucked this idea but the concept of a zombie outbreak in Vegas with the casinos serving as a backdrop would be sick. ZS ruined it with intelligent zombies and gay writing, but he was on to something with the bank heist approach.
my bunker. i will survive the zombie apocalypse. and i will enjoy it.
Zombie survival guide states no place is safe, and that there's somewhere safer. Places to watch out for are stores, hospitals, schools, churches, jails, ect. Cemeteries are unironically supposed to be relatively safe because everyone was dead prior to outbreak. Realistically a farm house that has a tall and managed fence line would be ideal. It's sparsely population helps keeping zombies away initially. The strong fence needs to be patrolled regularly to keep and dead from busting down a fence. While the farm itself should keep you self sufficient until you ice yourself from boredom.
Keep moving around the coastal areas/through rivers on a houseboat until you find a survivor community
Houseboat would honestly be the best bet. You'd have to leave occasionally for supplies but you could mostly live on fish and such. Plus if the mainland gets over run you can float further down the coast to somewhere else.
You'll never catch me slackin during a zombie apocalypse
You'll have at best 6 months of food. At which point you'll have to venture through 1 exit. If there arnt any dead creeping in your backyard great. Good luck venturing into the burbs amongst more dead undected. Let alone bringing supplies back everytime. Literally a terrible idea.
can you run a nuclear powered aircraft carrier by yourself?
most zombie movies portray zombies as being dumb enough to act like lemmings. somewhere with a big drop near the entrance would be ideal.
Fuel would be the problem. How would you get gas?
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The highest probability of getting infected or dying is in the first few weeks. Making it 6 months would get you over the initial hump.
surrounded by strong currents and dangerous seas
steep, ragged coastline
few places to come ashore
Somewhere like Ireland. Or somewhere extremely geographically isolated like Hawaii or any pacific island.
if it's the slow zombies just hide in your attic until it all blows over
if it's the fast zombies just hide in your attic until you're ready to blow your brains out
Why is no one ever holding up on a small island? Are the zombies gonna swim to you?
best place to hold up would be where there is very little population. that's a safety boost right there. to push it further, if you can get the knowledge and skills you can live like people have lived in extreme terrains for centuries, like the inuits or some mountain folks. deserts.
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I disagree. You're more likely to get infected once there are hundreds of thousands, if not millions of zombies swarming all over the place.
My favorite settings were the tower/city in Land of the Dead and bunker in Day of the Dead.
just hide in your attic until it all blows over
make sure to smash your staircase
Rig solar panels for lights and small electric stuff, keep diesel reserves for prop motor. You'd obviously have to be strategic but there's no real perfect solution to an apocalypse scenario only less bad ones.
If it's fast zombies were fucked. It's been wargamed in previous threads and some Anons supply don't have a grasp on how fucked a fast zombie situation would be.
already live like a zombie apocalypse is taking place currently
I'd probably just lock the door at night just in case. Otherwise I'd just go on living without encountering another human being like I have for years.
Depends on the zombie type and progression as well as how it transmits.
You have a ton of options for the Romero zombies. Slow and largely stupid they’re only a danger en masse and an island you clear is safe forever. Natural obstacles are best but hard barriers would also work. Armored vehicles are safe to run around as much as you want, zombies pose no threat.
28 Days Later fast zombies and bloodborne virus is trickier to escape but they couldn’t swim so once again a cleared island is safe. You have some risk of animals or a floater bringing disease flesh to the island. Barricades work less well as they climb and open doors. Vehicles are less safe.
With the Walking Dead “everyone’s infected” you’re always at risk even if someone slips and falls or gets a heart attack. Now you have a zombie in your compound. This would make all sick and elderly suspect something he never wrote into the comics iirc.
Beyond that intelligent zombies and so on complicate things further. There’s little lore going over why these things don’t rot away over time. What sustains them (forever?). Is it just magic? Can you isolate for 15 years and then the zombies are gone? What about frozen wastes, most versions of zombies even the fast ones can’t deal with cold. There’s always solutions but you gotta get specific.
Just go to central Africa
You couldn't fucking pay me to visit that shit hole let alone make me visit there out of my own pocket
a cleared island
I'm pretty sure they just walked underwater in the WWZ novel.
Bet he doesn’t even have a month’s worth of water stored and somehow thinks it just magically appears out of a tap
Oh I forgot one of my favs. Return of the Living Dead rules: you can’t really kill them. Even parts of a zombie will animate and try to kill you. Burning the bodies just makes more virus/chemicals that rain down making more zombies.
In most scenarios zombies can just be shot, lured into a pit and set on fire, chopped up. Slow or fast they die, they live, they die again.
ROTLD puts you at risk forever when even a natural wildfire can burn some zombies and rain their zombiejuice where you are. Killing them is close to impossible. They’re not too smart or quick though so with dedication and lots of acid you can melt the outbreak down. Or bury them in a mineshaft or something. Crush it up.
Well that’s what I mean by getting specific with the rules.
The meta is a homestead w/ farmland out in the middle of nowhere. Zombies and resources would be a non-issue. I don't know about hostile survivors though
Even just a non house boat with a sleeping roll would do. Big issue would be any buoyant zombie crawling over the railing, though.
They’ll just walk along the sea floor
Someone's never seen Dead Set or Kingdom
buoyant zombie
They float now?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you sink like a brick if there's no air in your lungs? And if these are classic undead zombies, their lungs wouldn't even be functioning, so it would be impossible for a zombie to swim or even float
I don't know about hostile survivors though
You'd be fucked. Other survivors arc always the greatest danger in an apocalypse.
the pressure and current would take care of them pretty handily
zombie media also never talks about how scavengers would have a field day with all the extra corpses everywhere
No place is safe.
Everyone has family or loved ones or good friends that they want to save or help during the zpoc.
When they try to save them they get attacked or bitten. This is inevitable.
Friendless sociopath chads win again
Best zombie kino. Entertainment was great from beginning to end.
True, but all it takes is one fucker to turn while wearing a life vest to ruin your sea voyage.
You will miss getting some pussy so you will try to find non-zombie pussy and end up getting bit.
So it shall be written, so it shall be done.
I kinda want to see a version of Waterworld where there is land, but its over run with zombies.
it's been wargame
Have any links to that?
Anyways, I dont think fast zombies are too terrible. Scary as balls, yes, but they really can only move at running speed, making their spread fairly predictable
What if I'm a 30yo Wizard?
I want to see zombies attack a prison so the staff and inmates have to work together
Seems like a good way to speed run scurvy. Sure, you're safe from zeke but what good is it when you end up looking like one anyway.
Haha, yeah, some things are WORSE than death, am I right fellas? Haha yeah forgot about that completely damn…..
It would be ideal to find a female zombie killing mate and the two of you live happily ever after killing zombies in the zpoc.
Unironically zeppelins. And we would finally have our floating steampunk cities. And in that situation you know what the greatest danger would be? Sky pirates... FUCKING SKY PIRATES!!
It always comes back to other humans. Every single time.
One thing zombies movies usually hit on is how bad the living people are during the zpoc. Sometimes, the living are far worse than the zombies.
So I wouldn't expect a lot of good times and fun stuff happening with criminals and law enforcement types.
It always comes back to other humans. Every single time.
This is a recurring theme in the zpoc. The living become worse than the zombies. Like the mall raiders in Dawn of the Dead. There will be horrific gangs of the living roaming around taking what they want from everyone.
zombies have no body heat
go to a cold climate like Alaska
they freeze solid
go fishing and hunting and trade your food with other survivors for supplies
Summer comes
they thaw out and eat you because you were an idiot that thought you were safe
a small sailboat would be better and safer
why do zombie have unlimited energy? why don't the wild animals eat them?
Like any apartment building
clear the first floor
block the stairs
use ladder to get up to second floor
The energy it takes to move your body around is actually fairly small. Most of the calories you burn is just your brain doing basic shit completely irrelevant to whatever it is you're actively doing. Dumb brain = a lot of freed up energy
an offshore oil rig would be kino if the logistics were figured out. could probably start a garden somewhere and have enough room for livestock
i dont think you understand how much fuel boats go through vs the distance they travel. the ideal boat scenario would be a small sailboat boat around pacific islands.
this stupid faggot didn't just spend all his time awake shooting zombies
I always wondered why they didnt try and send anything over to him via the shitty RC helicopters they had back in the day. Yeah it would be like a handful of food per trip but hey that's something.
somehow collect the right people and take over a costco and use shipping containers as a fence around it all
how? no idea
Tbh, the Dying Light commie block is probably the most sensible hold out for this reason. They just broke out the concrete stairs so regular infected couldn't get up to them and had UV lights blasting at night so volatiles would fuck off too.
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You'll have at best 6 months of food
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FAST ZOMBIES are a danger to themselves far longer than being a danger to living humans.
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Any area with pavement, sidewalks, curbs, cliffs, parking blocks, gopher holes, bridges, guardrails, and so on means the undead are at risk of falling into crevices, breaking ankles & legs, shattering hips, cracking open skulls on hard concrete/pavement. TRIP TRAPS ARE A SILENT WAR OF ATTRITION TO ELIMINATE UNDEAD.
Let's review what an undead zombie is:
99% will have suffered bite damage, stab damage before becoming a zombie. Eyes go foggy as the vitreous gel inside goes moldy and opaque. So you've got a vast IQ drop (dumber than women and blacks). So they can be easily outsmarted and they aren't making rational decisions at all. The dumbest ones alive become vastly stupider when undead. The only prey the undead will be able to consume on any regular basis will be by surprise, luck, accident, or other damaged shaming undead. Chemically speaking, it's highly improbable that any undead human will have the ability to eat a fresh living human on an exponentially declining scale of opportunity (if they could get a first kill at 100%, next kill will be a 10% chance, 3rd kill at 1%, 4th kill 0.1% chance) and that's the most optimistic scale.
So let's review:
99% of zombies are seriously damaged as a result of the attack that turned them into zombies. Zombies made from survivors will be mostly starved of calories when alive and mostly poisoned from spoiled food sources.
Zombie reflexes are going to be on par with a geriatric 85-year-old with frail injuries and severe mobility issues. Their sight, hearing, and sense of cognition is going to be slightly above Mister Magoo or Hellenic Keller. The undead will be more likely to severely injure themselves by falling or cutting themselves on metal shards or glass window chunks.
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Who's this greek fella
You speak 100% true, which is why most zombie media handwaviums such concerns away. First week or so is the most dangerous, make it past that and your survival chances go through the roof.
Your survival chances in a zombie apocalypse are 0%, but then again so are your survival chances now.
A guy in The Walking Dead had a houseboat in the middle of a lake trapped with the zombies of robbers he shot. It worked for a while until someone shot him from the lakeside but they still never managed to get to his stuff and probably died trying.
There's often a supernatural aspect to them. A lot of the movies imply they are some sort of curse.
You just need to survive till winter, no way the zombies survive freezing.
They freeze solid and you can walk around and brain them with a hammer. Even the ones you miss will probably be so damaged by dethawing that they will be immobile.
I go into the cheese caves and lower the blast doors. When the apocalypse ends I will be the Cheese Caesar of the Midwest badlands.
Cemeteries are unironically supposed to be relatively safe because everyone was dead prior to outbreak.
Decomp gasses if you catch 'em at the right stage. Not sure how they explained it but Fear The Walking Dead had a bunch of sea-borne zombies.
I'm assuming anon means coast hopping with stops for supplies.
he best place to hold up, what is meta?
National Parks as deep as possible. Uphill. A river with strong current (also for noise barrier), preferably between you and the nearest roads. Maintaining noise and light discipline for the weeks to months before the undead and living expend themselves (assuming non-magic bullshit zombies) requires you be perfect. This way no one's rushing to where you're going. Uncontrolled fires in urban areas are almost a certainty even if one was sheltering in place. And lots of .22 subsonic + a can.
Yacht maxxing's the other safe bet if you can fish.
if it's the fast zombies just hide in your attic until you're ready to blow your brains out
The Crazies remake with a chemical agent turning people psychotic and retaining more cognitive function than 28 Days Later bioweapon ones, to the point of laying premeditated, coordinated ambushes would be the hardest server to get spawned into.
TRIP TRAPS ARE A SILENT WAR OF ATTRITION TO ELIMINATE UNDEAD.
If it's inconvenient for them to shamble, they ain't going that way-- especially uphill. Mountains and rough country are your friend.
I was going to write a movie script about ZOMBIES ARE ON BACKORDER. Where the usual Globalist Jew Groups try to unleash a Zombie Apocalypse, with Maurice LaMarche & Rob Paulsen as the head scientists.
First problem is keeping the severely injured (undead) operating after catastrophic deadly injury. Next problem is having the undead be contagious. Next problem after that is getting the undead to attack living humans (because if you're as fast as a turtle dragging a brick, your prey opportunities are gonna be very sparse, especially after suffering catastrophic injury that "killed" you.
This is the plan hangup because if you're a shambling dumb as shit zombie surrounded by other lethargic snail zombie loiterers and you're hungry, what's your easiest to access and protein rich source of food? The other zombies! Ergo, a rapidly self-correcting problem. Even if you disregard, the food source issue, zombies with sight, smell, touch, hearing issues, if somehow "living human unfriendly" would be more prone to attacking and destroying other zombies simply because they cannot identify them as anything but "human shaped". By which process the attackers would expend more rare calories and suffer more injuries to a body that cannot repair even the slightest of injury.
The plot would then linger on a FAKE ALIEN SPACE INVASION by having Hollywood dig up their rubber monster suits and trying to directly scare & kill survivalist colonies of humans like the stupidest Halloween street parade while TVs are flooded with fake news attacks on humans reusing old scifi horror movie clips and CGI UFOs.
You can see the absolutely core hilariously absurd fun in just taking the logistical aspects of Zombie Invasion slightly seriously.
Watch the Andy tapes, he tried. He shot almost 300 before giving up because the noise just kept drawing more over from the city.
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My meta as a kid was always the local music shop. The driveway to it is a long steep hill that zombies wouldn't walk up and on the other side of a chainlink fence is a 50+ mile bike trail that leads to different towns.
Plus
music shop so barred windows to protect from robbery
not an immediate holdout idea so less likely to find other survivors there
zombie outbreak ... with the casinos serving as a backdrop
intelligent zombies
gay writing
bank heist
Hmmm.
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Ghost people aren't zombies tho. They're robotic suits that have skellingtons inside of them.
You've split your last hair, smoothskin.
Imagine the smell
I mean, they're reanimated people in the sense that they are a corpse being piloted by an animatronic suit so there's your out.
Dont think we ever got a canon answer about what the Ghost People really were. Shame people shit on DM, though the reputation is somewhat deserved.
We did with OWB. The hazmat suits are modified Y-17 trauma harnesses.
Sort of true. In terms of energy expenditure it goes liver > brain > skeletal muscle (at rest) > kidneys > heart > everything else. During strenuous physical activity skeletal muscle become the primary consumer of energy.
Friendless sociopath chads
will be fucked after a bad fall/random infection/etc. because he's all alone
the best combo will always be partners or a well trained trio
Everglades. 10,000 square miles. Low population. No winter. Mostly water. Fish and shoot birds for food. Have a pint till this all blows over.
And how long do you think these rotting corpses will stay moving outdoors? 6 months is plenty of time for decay to work it's magic.
Depending on the zombie, they're basically magic so rotting isn't a concern for them. For the others, they usually infect animals too.
Well even if they don't rot, or rot slowly, they still don't heal. Every broken bone will accumulate as they shamble about. Zombies, no matter which kind, stop being an issue with time. Unless they're the fast rabies kind. Those ones stay a problem because they're alive.
It's the opposite, doofus. Normal zombies last forever. Fast rabies zombies die in a month tops.
Well even if they don't rot, or rot slowly, they still don't heal. Every broken bone will accumulate as they shamble about
Eh. Romero zombies still work as disembodied limbs so even that's not a guarantee. One of the major factors that people like you conveniently forget is now every time you see a corpse (or don't) that's something that will potentially kill you. Like, eventually they're gonna go dormant until there's some kind of stimulus and then next thing you know, you got some zlut throat goating your calf.
Oh no, now I'll be forced to wear THICK CLOTHING!!! I'm in such danger from rotting jaw muscles that are easy enough to tear when they're alive.
Zombies are just so played out. Nice liminal space there, though. Fuck haters, that gives a really uncanny vibe.
When I was a kid I was scared to death of zombies. Then one day I realized I can't bite through a blanket. Then I realized zombies are gay lol.
Yes, anon, the magic unliving person somehow plays by the rules made up by (You).
Zombies lose their fear factor with an ounce of common sense. You can easily outrun a horde with nothing more than a bicycle.
Go try to bite through some corduroy or thick denim. I'll wait. Oh, and I suppose I could wear leather chaps too.
That's your brain controlling your jaw strength so you don't injure yourself. Without that you'd rip the fuck out a blanket. Zombos don't seem to ever break any teeth.
the magic made up being that has been shown in movies to crunch into skulls like a cadbury egg will be stopped by the arbitrary rule I have placed upon it
Really activating my almonds, anon.
Are there any zombie movies where people just wait for the zombies to decompose to the point where they can’t move anymore?
That's basically the plot behind 28 Weeks Later
If you're talking about magic zombies then why are we even talking survival? I think the survival scenario implies more realistic zombies. Heavy interpretation of "realistic."
Read the thread, you illiterate faggot
Let's take it further. These are magic zombies, ergo magic is real, ergo I just do a magic spell to undo the zombies with the necronomicon or other such mcguffin.
How about you just cry about it?
noooo I would totally survive guys
never mind the fact that even if they weren't magic, I'm a fat illiterate fuck up against the greatest endurance predator the world has ever known that has been given even more endurance by magic/virus/mushroom
pls let me have an out
Your only out is the Remington Retirement Plan.
Based on the rules of all the zombie stuff I've watched over the years: Several years? Of course irl zombies would be immobile maggot food within weeks but that's not what the movies/shows portray.
Damn he got you mad lmao
when i used to work at the denver airport i realized it would be a pretty sweet spot if it was evacuated before the infection hit
Leather would stop them but they could still dogpile you and crush you or suffocate you.
elaborate please. food supply? defendability?
Why don't more movies show people fighting zombies with magic since they are clearly supernatural origin/magic? Every guy with effective magic to fight the zombies + guns would be king.
Oh yeah, I have a gun. Three actually. All zombies die to headshots and I can cripple them with a severed spinal cord.
Stay seething retard.
yes and yes. lots of secured areas id have access to plus the the tunnel system leads god knows where.
this falls apart a bit though once power is gone
They have to catch up to you first.
And I have a bicycle. Ding ding motherfucker.
You have to sleep. They don't.
most zombies movies are virus-based.
yeah but they move like 2 mph
awesome. you can get generators for power. i'll visit you if i'm in the area during the zombie apocalypse.
They also have to find me. And I can be 20 miles away in less than an hour and a half on my bike. I also have the ability to climb ladders. So I camp on the nearest roof. Or just hide in a building I quickly clear.
A virus doesn't explain why the dead don't decay after several weeks.
The bunker in Day of the Dead was the most undefeatable fortress in fiction
The zombies literally were never able to do shit to it until the people inside sperged out and let them in intentionally
It pretty much settles the argument for good; logistically they won, you just need to invent a way for people to not be crazy suicidal retards
You move slower than a gazelle, but as the distance travelled increases you move faster because you have greater endurance. I don't know why endurance hunting is such a foreign concept to so many people. Without it, we wouldn't even be shitposting about whether or not some faggot with a pair of assless chaps is immune to getting turned into a finger lickin good drumstick.
Oh yeah, I could also just distract them with a boombox or bluetooth speaker a bit away from me.
So right now we got a guy wearing corduroy pants and a leather jacket on a bicycle winning the apocalypse.
In the book version of world war Z they wait till winter when they Zeds all freeze solid then go around and cave there heads in.
Unfortunately the zombie outbreak started in the spring (if I remember correctly) so there are massive zombie swarms that manage consume everything east of the rocky mountains first.
It also doesn't freeze underground in places like Paris in the catacombs, so there's stories about guys having to go down into the catacombs to clear the zombies out of there
300 rotting corpses baking in the sun on the pavement
My god man the smell must have been horrible.
bro im not even fit and i can maintain at least 15mph on a bike for hours at a time. we arent talking about outrunning an animal putting on a short burst of speed
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Of course, this whole situation assumes standard Romero style shamblers.
If I'm in 27 days later or l4d I'm fucked.
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You were so close, anon. You almost had it. The point is that, just as the gazelle is faster than you over a short distance, you are faster than the zombie. However, over a longer distance, the gazelle needs to stop and rest before you do, allowing you to catch up and kill it once it is too fatigued to keep running. Similarly, the zombies will inevitably catch up to you and you'll suffer the same fate.
the virus maintains the body like nanites
I have never seen any version of zombies where they could lockpick doors or take elevators. Unless it's an airbourne virus, it is not going to go as disastrously as you see on film
bro, a zombie simply would not be able to make up the distance id be able to travel in a day. how are you not understanding the bike part of the equation? Riding a bike isnt like running. pull your head out of your ass
Nanites can't repair shit if the body is dead.
Can't maintain when there's nothing handing you new material to patch up damage.
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The Everglades isn’t 10000 miles lmfao
Yo mama's ass is.
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Gen Z and covid put a lot of zombie movies in perspective.
Same with 2001: A space Odyssey, it's one big iPhone commercial.
What is the best place to hold up
Costco
Why do the zombies in last of us and other post apocalyptic americas only have “normal” people and not the disgustingly fat people you’ll see once every 2 minutes walking around any settlement
In reality Last of Us, the walking dead, dawn of the dead etc would be over in 30 seconds because the 500lbs zombie is never ever catching anyone.
That's obviously one of the Resources you'd have to leave the boat for and need to scavenge from depopulated areas.
Bro, you know there are places where the climate is cold & icy year-round, right? And one of those places is most of Alaska.
That's what always bugged me about Walking Dead.
After a few years of the corpses decomposing, freezing in winter, then thawing out in summer to decompose more there really shouldn't be many walkers left.
have you seen the damage done freezing and thawing does to an improperly defrosted steak? It would be a miracle if a defrosted zombie could still walk, they'd probably be just useless crawling things, with missing limbs.
why do zombie have unlimited energy?
They don't. They rely on metabolic chemical energy, just like most organisms, and they derive that from eating & digesting living organic matter. If they go for too long without getting to devour something they can eventually shut-down & "starve", but even before that they tend to go into a sort of "low energy" sedentary mode where they stop moving around and just kind of lay around motionless until they smell living organic matter again. An example of this was portrayed in the Walking Dead comic-book the first time Rick & Glen go into the city to scavenge guns & supplies.
why don't the wild animals eat them?
Excluding Carrion-Eaters and other Detritivores that can handle it, most animals have a natural instinct that prevents them from consuming decomposing matter, or at least anything that has been dead long enough to decompose past a certain point, just like Humans have a natural, instinctual revulsion to the same thing. This is a logical form of survival-instinct as rotting organic matter tends to house dangerous bacteria and harbors disease.
Ok so you get 4 miles ahead and then you have how many hours of rest? How many miles ahead of the zombie horde do you have to get for a nights sleep? How many days do you have to keep doing that? What about zombies coming from other directions?
until the people inside sperged out and let them in intentionally
That for me is the horror payoff in this movie. It lulls you into a false sense of security when you're in the bunker...until the bunker is invaded. The shot with the zombies getting off the elevator is pure horror.
Me and my raider bros will be actively looking for bunkers and blowing their lids off.
Don't even want or need the beans, just want to listen to the shill screams of apocalypse NEETs.
No need to lockpick doors if they're constantly banging and throwing themselves in ever increasing numbers against the doors. Sooner or later those hinges are going to give.
Doesn't excessive cheese-consumption push you more towards the diarrhea-route than the constipation-route? I wouldn't think a lack of laxatives would be a problem as much as shitting himself inside-out.
need a raider focused movie called Ghoulfellas
Dead Rising 2 also has a Zombie-Outbreak set among a Casino-Resort Complex.
Real cheese does. That's not real cheese, that's "government cheese", it's like "American cheese slices/velveeta" but even worse. I'm not sure they are even allowed to legally label it "cheese" in some places because of all the chemicals they put in it.
Then one day I realized I can't bite through a blanket.
While you have a point here, keep in mind that zombies have a bit of what we'd call "Tard Strength" due to lacking any of the caution, inhibitions or survival instincts that come from normal Human Brain-Activity as well as the fact they can't even feel pain.
Therefore it's completely reasonable to assume that while not anything "super-human", zombies can probably bite at least significantly harder than your average living human.
"Hypothetical" and "magical" beings are two very different things.
Anywhere free of black, browns and mudslimes and isn't run by libtards. Gibs, chimping out and brain dead retards will make it harder to survive than anything else.
If only someone would adapt the postman properly, it has heaps of raider and survivalist fuckery.
What is the best place to hold up, what is meta?
cargo ship/any large hull anchored in a semi closed bay near an island with a fresh water source
protection from storms
zombos cant swim
fishing for substance
raid the coastline ruins for scavengers like vikings in ye olden days with smaller boats
spot potential hostile invaders miles away
tight hallways/bulkheads make it easy to contain any potential outbreak on board
Literally zombie proof
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Aren't they basically just glowing ones that are really strong because the rads are contained in their suits or something?
Ding ding motherfucker
Kek! it’s funny cuz it’s true
In World War Z the zeds survive on the ocean floor for continue to show up on beaches for years
Well, Alice in Borderland had a kino idea of their hang out spot.
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Why do I feel like I’ve been here before?