Does Chappell Roan have a future in films?

Does Chappell Roan have a future in films?

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Industry plant and dumb as a brick but she's entertaining. Also her uncle is a state legislator who hates gay people

Industry plant

her first album failed miserably though

her uncle is a state legislator

wait, redpill me on this

she only has a future at all if she sits on my face RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Aren't all her songs about being a dyke?
I can see someone trying to put her in a movie before she starts to balloon like a whale.

Darin Chappell. He represents that area that Chappell Roan grew up in, in southwestern Missouri. He recently went on a rant about how, how the World Cup (in Kansas City in 2026) sucks, how he doesn't care if the Royals move, etc. He's a stereotype of what a STL/KC liberal would think someone from southwest Missouri is like. He doesn't even acknowledge his niece.

Aren't all her songs about being a dyke?

She has described her hometown and her upbringing as conservative and Christian. During her childhood, she attended church three times a week and spent some summers at Christian camps.

All too common

she looks like she does large insertions videos on fansly

I like her music. They are fun and catchy.
She's not a plant what a silly idea.

faggot/indian

The most forced shit I've ever seen

I though Olivia Rodrigo's push was brickwalled and unnatural to the max with literal disney backing and fixing tiktok views but wow; this bitch and her stitch is not only grating, ugly as fuck and tone-deaf with the times but there's seemingly hoardes of people attending her concerts in the total wrong demographic

She's gotta be one of bezos secret children or some shit for this to be THIS unorganic

she will only if you are female, its literally 70% of her brand

swing and a miss

would you donate your sperm to chappell roan if she payed you a lot and also gives you free tickets to her shows for life?

well she's a plant just like eilish and rodrigo and sabrina carpenter but at least she can actually sing.

Jesus her ass is actually huge if not photoshopped here, she was always kinda big but this is insane. Pic related 2 years ago.

there was actually a weird fight on twitter between lesbians and straight guys after a chappell roan butt pic and guys finding her hot

bbl or natural? don't care about womyn music but she's kinda hot. wanna fuck her straight.

he thinks she's really a lesbian

she's just your typical zoomer degenerate who decided she was gay because she adopted the woke religious orthodoxy

Womyn music can be based though

looks like a drag queen
not a tranny just a faggot in drag singing cher at the gay bar

Lol she was in a long term relationship with a guy and constantly seethes about him now

checked
but all women are bisexual

her first album failed miserably though

That doesn't mean she's not a plant. Plants crash and burn all the time

yea, she does drag make up on purpose, I think it was something about people on her homwtown calling gay people clowns so she does drag make up as a form of reivindication

Wait...why in the fuck is the world cup going to be in Kansas city? That's retarded.

Now that’s a cornfed American Midwest princess

Genuinely do not know I kinda wonder there because she is Irish IIRC and so shouldn't have this much ass so definitely suspecting shenanigans.

Americans are too terrified of public transportation so they needed to put games in car-centric concrete hellholes so the 700 pound land whales that have never seen a game of professional soccer in their lives can drive to the soccer stadium named after a diabetes medication and spend $79.99 on corn syrup sodas and pig lip sandwiches before they leave at the 30-minute mark.

Americans are too terrified of public transportation

That's because of niggers. Every time I used public transportation it was a coin toss whether a black faggot would act up that day. It was terrible.

Kansas City has nice areas. Arrowhead isn't bad.

Dissing American scran

You're just jealous our footy scran is better than your hot beef water and baby food peas on frozen mystery meat pies

Nah. I can tell.

Industry plant and dumb as a brick

So like 99% of the music industry today

Pink Pony Club is one of the worst songs I've heard in years.

Oh heck she is more caked up than I thought! Smuggling a whole bakery back there, like

Yeah her music is mmmmmNot good.

It's mid-2020s kino.

industry plant

she worked for 15 years with no success and eventually made it through. thats just hard work.

there should be straight chappell roan conspiracy theorists to match the gay taylor swift ones.

there should be straight chappell roan conspiracy theorists to match the gay taylor swift ones.

already saw one in twitter and even here in Anon Babble when she is mentioned sometimes

Somewhere inside that massive ass is a lost black dildo that vanished without a trace. Some say it still lurks those waters, waiting for unwary travelers to venture into it's dark abyss.