I think enough time has passed that we can finally admit that this is truly kino

Why is this site full of normie reddit slop eaters now?

Looks like Scott Pilgrim tier trash.

This will age worse than Crash

Why do Asians hate their parents for trying to make them successful?

Only Westernized ones do because they're poisoned by media to despise their families like all Westerners are

No, it's one of the most reddit movies I've watched in the last 5 years

I just watched this and I spent the entire movie repeating the words "this is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of the chair for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.

Ayy quirky A24 movie lmao

If you liked it you're in the wrong place

One of those Oscar wins like Chicago or Crash that people twenty years from now will scratch their heads over.

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40 minutes too long
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No it was shit.
At least Scott Pilgrim was funny.

This is the most spiritually poisonous movie I have ever seen.
The conflict starts when the character is thinking about paying taxes. The conflict is resolved by the character realizing they should say no to all the opportunity they have and say yes to taxes.
To accept a life so miserable they throw shit through the window.
To accept that your family lineage ends and its a good thing.
And of course everything has to be a joke with the center of your belief is a retarded bagel.
I believe the bagel represents the intended audiences beliefs. IE that they have none and are without a soul.

a movie about shoving dildos up your ass to get superpowers is bad for you

tldr my friend got me to watch this on mushrooms with him and it was horrible.

It’s an ass blasting good movie

Nah they are all like that. However I think it’s more about how their parents often never tell their children that they are proud of them rather than resentment over having to study for 3 hours after school every day. I can definitely see how that lack of positive reinforcement could give a kid issues

Chicago

It's an extremely wellcrafted film. The sort of film which moviemakers appreciates. It's isn't that surprising it hit home among them. And it tops it all with a superb puppet scene
youtu.be/z5EZNPUJYXc

I liked it. It was fun, and looked fun to work on. Also kino in several ways that surprised me a lot.
Contrarians here seethe with no actual points made. I wish they would actually make a fucking point instead of just typing on their phone for five seconds and moving on to the next thread. I fucking hate this website.

Nope, still reddit

one of the best lines in cinema in the last 10 years.

reddit is... good?

..and the line is..?

what movie is this?

Looks like

Why even comment if you haven't seen it?

NO TIME FOR LOVE DR JONES

yeah, it's remains very good. simple, strong theme wrapped up in a ridiculously byzantine high concept is the bedrock of pretty much all good scifi

JUST THE TWO OF US
WE CAN MAKE IT OUT ALIVE

ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME

the lines a subtle joke

It's kind of a weird thing. You look at each scene individually and it's insanely creative and there are some amazing performances. John C Reilly in particular was really good in his small role: youtube.com/watch?v=R2YpmoJBcTc

But when you put it all together the film just kinda seems vapid and shallow which is why the frenzy over it seems so overblown now. I guess you could describe the film as everyone trying to do their utter best despite it being a shallow musical and the 3 main characters not being especially good actors.

It's funny because it made me emotional but my parents hated it

my dad loved it and told me to go see it, but we both agreed that my mom would have hated it

make a weird comedy

have a really long, overly grandiose monologue at the end that the story doesn't really deserve

win all the oscars

I largely enjoyed it but it did the common modern American comedy thing of confusing being quirky with being funny and I was bored of it going over the same theme endlessly for the last half hour.

that's because it's not a comedy, it's just twee

Turned it off halfway through. Neither me nor my ex could stand it.

I saw a clip and wanted to kill myself

jeets

starring an elderly Asian lady

you lost me

its basically the best live action rick and morty movie that could be made, its pretty good and the final message of the movie is also good (being cynical is the easy way, being positive requires work but is better)

yeah I got nihilism from the film.
one of those "it's ok to be one with nothing" messages said so glibly but so evil when you philosophically dwell on it.
this.
particularly the "...everybody is gonna die, let's watch TV" line
youtube.com/watch?v=oHAWkpGCP7A

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A brave story of a woman accepting her daughter's lesbianity disguised as reality-bending fantasy

That’s why Jackie Chan skipped on the project.

peak millenial slop
so ya, kino if youre a retard

Michelle was cool enough for Crouching Tiger, but not James Bond, and isn't cool enough for anything for some time now, but that doesn't matter to Hollywood, who sees a billion Chinese ticket sales and some DEI to boot.

real life is enough with him for that shit

A24slop