AIIIIEEEEEE THE SCIENCE PROVES PORN OVERLOADS YOUR DOPAMINE RECEPTORS AND FAST FOOD IS BAD AND VIDEO GAMES IS BAD FOR YOU AND CHRISTIANITY IS RIGHT AND ATHEISTS ARE BASEMENT DWELLERS WHO ARE A DISGRACE TO THEIR PARENTS
Zach really just needs to put a fucking bullet in his head already.
All of that is correct what's the problem
Own up to your hedonism like the rest of us you faggot.
You. You were born bad and literally couldn’t understand how retarded you are if I branded the reasons why into your forehead like the monument from the hate monologue in I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream. You are pathologically abusive, you ruin everything you touch, you know what you’re doing is wrong and you do not deserve to be alive.
If you go back and listen to the Sleepycast 'sodes where they discuss porn Zach's taste has always been extremely vanilla. He doesn't even like anal. Considering how much more successful he is than his peers, especially the ones that are total gooners, maybe porn really does fuck up your brain.
I just want to interject that I (OP) am an asexual person who would have been so uncomfortable listening to Zach talk about sex in the 2000s that I would have had to leave the room, so this isn’t just about porn. Zach’s agenda goes beyond porn. He does want to destroy porn, but that wouldn’t affect me; he wants to destroy the very concept of gratification, of satisfaction, sexual release and feeling happy/fulfilled. He’s (lol) hellbent against a specific type of person and has gone above and beyond just punching down on what he perceives to be the failed part of his species with retard jokes and on to actively wanting to exterminate them.
Is "Who the fuck is Zach?" a fair question, or am I just supposed to know?
Must be a friend of yours if you know so many inconsequential details about him.
Creator of Smiling Friends, and a regular guest on Oneyplays, the YT gaming channel
Some furry degen cartoonist shilling cuckstianity is just as cringey as when porn addicted retards here do it
Are you Indian?
That is more sad than any answer I could have imagined.
the only people capable of laughing at jew worshippers are indians
Life would be very convenient for you if this were true wouldn't it? Unfortunately you have to reckon with the fact that anyone with the slightest bit of intelligence finds you embarrassing.
Hey champ looks like you mistook Anon Babble for Reddit again.
nah that's you
What is with this one masturbation-obsessed schizo that is on a moral crusade against Smiling Friends, of all things, and keeps making these threads?
It's simultaneously the cringiest and most schizophrenic/unhinged thing I have seen in a good long while.
Oh, sorry, anon. Would you like me to talk about The Eric Andre Show? Perhaps we could listen to Death Grips while watching Twin Peaks? Would you like to play Cruelty Squad, or read Blood Meridian? I’m so very sorry for criticizing your beloved cartoon.
schizo-response
Lol, on-brand.
No, retard, people just want you to quit making these retarded threads about your retarded schizo-vendetta against a fucking cartoon that you believe personally insulted your porn-addiction.
'overloading dopamine receptors' is meaningless nonsense. If you think masturbating to porn is bad you must think having sex is even worse
He’s right though. Smiling Friends is a very benign cartoon.
bro, it's a joke.
Zach was never that funny
I had assumed this show is more nihilistic shit like Rick and Morty, is it actually based? How is it pro-Christian?
Sounds based. Also you gave your faggotry away with "punching down"
Chris, Dingdong, and Cory are my favorite members of the crew but Zach is undeniably the most successful. Focusing on personal improvement and achievement of your goals actually is extremely important, and so is minimizing negative influences in your life like crap food, doing drugs, and jerking off
That's a long answer that at no point includes the word "no", so I'll make a simple inference on this one.
I know the main character is a Christian but it's more just that it isn't anti Christian while having Christian elements in it, that's unique. The closest thing I can think of as being at all anti Christian is that at one point a character is in hell because she swore and the MC says
Uh man that seems a little unfair I don't think you should be in hell for that, but anyway-
Good show. Give the pilot a watch.
Zach and Nikki are so cute
where's the lie?
do you want to kill him because he's right and you're wrong?
yes, all of it except
CHRISTIANITY IS RIGHT
Denounce Krishna and tell us how delicious burgers are.
i dont even care about the messages the show carries. the show is just not funny
I don't need to denounce something I've never heard of and burgers are delicious. Now grow your foreskin back
why would those statements bother you? they seemed pretty reasonable, also Michael Cusack is the better of the two
projection, also lmao at referencing that short story like it makes you sound cool or smart, peak redditor moment
last season finale ending with the main character saying
i love my friends, i love my family, i love my country and god bless my lord jesus christ, and then jets flew over while fireworks went off, peak americana
You are a dopamine addicted retard. It's no wonder your dick doesn't work, probably blew out your dopamine receptors on iPad games and happy tree friends when you were 2.
Zach is easily the funniest but that’s not even why he’s the most successful it’s what you’re saying. DD could be really successful but he’s a miserable fuck, Cory is too much of a weirdo and Chris is just comfy being a youtuber.
Friendly reminder that the people that promote this style of thinking like to kidnap, drug and torture children, which Zach was trying to exploit when he put the psych ward joke in season 2.
kidnap, drug and torture children
Trannies are hedonists though
I haven't watched since season 1, this is the same Smiling Friends that had Mr Frog, right?
Why are you Leroy posting without me?